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 Member 570 Level 40.69 Mar 2006 
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Male Guinea Pig bones 24 Females
 He's got a tough life. Jam it back in, in the dark. 
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Member 4413 Level 10.62 Apr 2006
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Little bastard. Most I get when I'm in a room with 24 girls is usually some lap-sitting and maybe a peck on the cheek. Then again, I'm not assertive enough to say "Hey, I want to plow the lot of you!"
There's nowhere I can't reach.
The above statements may or may not be true.
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Member 255 Level 20.88 Mar 2006
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I've never been amongst 24 females with me alone all together. I envy this guinea pig!
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 201 Level 37.85 Mar 2006
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I can see why the girls wanted to mate with him. I mean, he's nice and handsome for a guinea pig. Poor guy.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?  |
Member 22 Level 30.86 Feb 2006
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It's too bad that they didn't describe how he got into the female cage. That last quote summarizes the article best though.
I was speaking idiomatically.  |
Member 570 Level 40.69 Mar 2006
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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Member 5122 Level 24.05 Apr 2006
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Sex & sleep, man's two best friends.
FELIPE NO  FGSFDS!!! |
Member 559 Level 20.83 Mar 2006
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One of the first things that I wondered when I saw this thread is: how the heck does a single male make that many females pregnant in one night? Then a Google search gave me the truth...
 Rodents are frigging HUNG! No wonder he could get off 24 times (or more, all we know is that he mated with each of them at LEAST once). I guess he lucked out in two ways. Edit: whoops, are pictures of animal privates OK to have in this subforum? I'm not used to seeing these things outside of the Sewers... Most amazing jew boots
Last edited by Solis; Jun 16, 2006 at 01:12 AM.
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Member 1285 Level 26.51 Mar 2006
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24 in one night? Wouldn't that make him... sore?
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 649 Level 24.90 Mar 2006
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well if grade 11 biology has taught me one thing, rodents (rats specifically) have a guargantuan ball sack but severly lack a wang. In fact the rat we disected was thought to be female until we found its penis still inside.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 255 Level 20.88 Mar 2006
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The odd thing is that the females don't retaliate. It's as if they welcome the gesture. "Please male version of my specie, do as you wish!"
Maybe having 24 females being cooped up in a cage get's them aroused easily to anything male that comes in? "OH MY GOD, MALE! SURROUND!" This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
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Good Chocobo
Member 555 Level 18.44 Mar 2006
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It's natural in the animal world. It's all about food and sex.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
"We Stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD."
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Member 1046 Level 9.94 Mar 2006
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Wow... I'd find that impressive regardless of species. No wonder he was sleeping when they found him.
I was speaking idiomatically.  "I reject your reality and subsitute my own!" |
Member 60 Level 20.52 Mar 2006
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Haha...what a pimp.
Most amazing jew boots |
Member 426 Level 12.39 Mar 2006
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He must be a very happy & Lucky guinea pig. :|
FELIPE NO  |
Member 8369 Level 18.10 Jun 2006
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My new hero!!
I've always thought Guinea pigs were awesome, but this, this is a new level of awesomeness !!! GO Guinea-PI-MP... Heheheheh. How ya doing, buddy? 
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Member 2018 Level 7.95 Mar 2006
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I envy you, Mr. Guinea Pig!
Most amazing jew boots |
Member 9075 Level 3.20 Jun 2006
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I'm impressed that after all that, he got to sleep in the corner and didn't have to "talk".
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 759 Level 32.36 Mar 2006
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Most amazing jew boots |
Member 7372 Level 18.98 May 2006
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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Last edited by electric_eye; Jun 29, 2006 at 12:47 PM.
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