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33 year old man marries 104 year old woman
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Old May 2, 2006, 07:16 PM #1 of 29
33 year old man marries 104 year old woman

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060502/...unusual_couple



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KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying mutual respect and friendship had turned to love, a news report said Tuesday.


It was Muhamad Noor Che Musa's first marriage and his wife's 21st, according to The Star newspaper which cited a report in the Malay-language Harian Metro tabloid.

Muhamad, an ex-army serviceman said he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting Wook Kundor, whom he said he initially sympathized with because she was childless, old and alone, the report said.

"I am not after her money, as she is poor," Muhamad reportedly said. "Before meeting Wook, I never stayed in one place for long."

He said he hoped to help his new bride to master Roman script while she taught him Islamic religious knowledge.

The report did not say if any of Wook's previous 20 husbands are still alive.

Malaysian Muslim men are allowed by their religion to take up to four wives at a time, but reports of women who marry more than once are rare. Muslim women do not practice polygamy.

Malaysia's 26 million population comprises about 60 percent Muslims, almost all ethnic Malays. Large ethnic Chinese and Indian minorities are Buddhists, Hindus or Christians.


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Old May 2, 2006, 07:20 PM #2 of 29
I read this and I thought it was disgusting. 20 husbands? Was she bored during her life or something? I wonder how long each of those marriages was.

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Old May 2, 2006, 07:22 PM Local time: May 2, 2006, 05:22 PM #3 of 29
What's the point? She cant be living for much longer. I know the human lifespan has increased a whole lot. But how much further could it go right now?

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Old May 2, 2006, 07:25 PM #4 of 29
If he wanted to spend time in a desert, he could have just moved to the Sahara.

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Old May 2, 2006, 07:28 PM Local time: May 2, 2006, 06:28 PM #5 of 29
hay a woman that old knows all the tricks in the book lol~

21st hubby. Talk about a Black Widow ;(

Look at her pic in the article!


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Old May 2, 2006, 07:28 PM #6 of 29
Eww....

This man obviously has mental issues that need to be dealt with.

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Old May 2, 2006, 07:32 PM Local time: May 2, 2006, 05:32 PM #7 of 29
Well it could be worse. I do recall in Japan the age of consent being 13, so a 80 year old man could pound a 13 year old girl.
I just wonder what drew the man to a woman older than his great grandparents. Of course some men do have a taste for older women, usually not this old of course.

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Old May 2, 2006, 07:47 PM #8 of 29
Originally Posted by Kaiten
Well it could be worse. I do recall in Japan the age of consent being 13, so a 80 year old man could pound a 13 year old girl.
When I'm 80, I hope I can pound out a shit, let alone some teenager. I doubt the old man would be concerned with the girl as much as with where he left his Metamucil.

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Old May 2, 2006, 07:50 PM #9 of 29
Originally Posted by NYRSkate
When I'm 80, I hope I can pound out a shit, let alone some teenager.
Agreed to the max.

I read this on CNN and laughed. I bet that lady got all of her kids insurance money (Im assuming shes outlived them) and like...shes rich and that guys wants her money or somethin.

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Old May 2, 2006, 07:54 PM Local time: May 3, 2006, 08:54 AM #10 of 29
LOL SEX WITH 104 YEAR OLD WOMAN NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK GIGGLE

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Old May 2, 2006, 08:02 PM Local time: May 2, 2006, 06:02 PM #11 of 29
::brings out durian cake::

Wink wink and nudge nudge to that.

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Old May 2, 2006, 08:19 PM #12 of 29
Originally Posted by Lady Miyomi
I read this and I thought it was disgusting. 20 husbands? Was she bored during her life or something? I wonder how long each of those marriages was.

Maybe she had multiple husbands at the same time. Polyandry's extremely rare, but hey, who knows?

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Old May 2, 2006, 08:37 PM #13 of 29
From what the article says, it sounded like he was marrying her b/c of how wise and caring she was rather than how good she was in bed. I don't know a lot about Malaysia's culture, but I do know that there are Asians countries where the elderly are respected and cherished for their knowledge (unlike in America where they are thrown to the curb once they are gray and wrinkly).

Originally Posted by Shonos
What's the point? She cant be living for much longer. I know the human lifespan has increased a whole lot. But how much further could it go right now?
I know some Asians have been noted to live up to 116 years old.

Originally Posted by NYRSkate
When I'm 80, I hope I can pound out a shit, let alone some teenager. I doubt the old man would be concerned with the girl as much as with where he left his Metamucil.
That is the funniest statement I have heard in a LONG time.

I was speaking idiomatically.


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Old May 2, 2006, 09:15 PM #14 of 29
Originally I thought this would be in Paris - it's not that uncommon there, since it's absolutely to get any sort of property there unless you pull such antics. In Malaysia..... wierd.

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Old May 2, 2006, 09:32 PM Local time: May 3, 2006, 04:32 AM #15 of 29
Originally Posted by Shonos
What's the point? She cant be living for much longer. I know the human lifespan has increased a whole lot. But how much further could it go right now?
A coworker of mine had a grandmother live until 118 and was only had any serious issues until the last 6 months of her life.

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Old May 2, 2006, 09:40 PM Local time: May 2, 2006, 06:40 PM #16 of 29
Originally Posted by Bigblah
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Old May 2, 2006, 09:48 PM #17 of 29
And I thought I was weird.

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Old May 2, 2006, 09:51 PM Local time: May 3, 2006, 12:51 PM #18 of 29
It'd be pretty cool if he died before her.

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Old May 2, 2006, 09:54 PM Local time: May 2, 2006, 06:54 PM #19 of 29
Originally Posted by Eleo
And I thought I was weird.
You obviously haven't watched enough Monty Python's Flying Circus. Only then would you understand.

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Old May 2, 2006, 10:10 PM Local time: May 2, 2006, 09:10 PM #20 of 29
Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey
It'd be pretty cool if he died before her.
It's happened 20 times before. Why not make it 21?

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Old May 2, 2006, 10:22 PM #21 of 29
Originally Posted by Free.User
Know what I mean, Know what I mean? Say no more, Say no more.
I bet she does, I bet she does.

I guess age (let alone age difference) doesn't have much of a factor in that culture?

I was speaking idiomatically.


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Old May 3, 2006, 12:01 AM Local time: May 3, 2006, 07:01 AM #22 of 29
Old lady talking to her pervert lover - "Oh yeah lover don't worry about the fact that I am old enough to be your great grandmother and sorry my crotch is all crusting and dry, it hasn't seen action in half a century but you can always use the back door! it has been about a month since I used that, it might even still be wet."

I mean seriously these people have to be a joke or just really weird...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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Old May 3, 2006, 12:12 AM Local time: May 2, 2006, 09:12 PM #23 of 29
It was odd to read about the marriage in general, but I was surprised about the woman's previous 20 husbands.

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Old May 3, 2006, 12:18 AM Local time: May 2, 2006, 09:18 PM #24 of 29
Originally Posted by Gumby
Old lady talking to her pervert lover - "Oh yeah lover don't worry about the fact that I am old enough to be your great grandmother and sorry my crotch is all crusting and dry, it hasn't seen action in half a century but you can always use the back door! it has been about a month since I used that, it might even still be wet."

I mean seriously these people have to be a joke or just really weird...
Had it ever occured to you that these two people could be in a relationship that did not involve sexual activity? Maybe they just really love each other. I mean, whatever floats your boat is no buisness of mine.

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Old May 3, 2006, 12:29 AM Local time: May 2, 2006, 10:29 PM #25 of 29
It's hilarious how this is the state of every news and radio media outlet in America, I've already heard this story 7 times today. All the immigrants who protested and boycotted yesterday must be pissed that some crotchety old woman from Malyasia stole their thunder. We didn't even talk of the economic impact the marches had!

And the guy sounds damaged. He probably married her because he has some desperate need for a maternal figure in his life.

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