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KCJ506 May 2, 2006 07:16 PM

33 year old man marries 104 year old woman
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060502/...unusual_couple



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KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying mutual respect and friendship had turned to love, a news report said Tuesday.


It was Muhamad Noor Che Musa's first marriage and his wife's 21st, according to The Star newspaper which cited a report in the Malay-language Harian Metro tabloid.

Muhamad, an ex-army serviceman said he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting Wook Kundor, whom he said he initially sympathized with because she was childless, old and alone, the report said.

"I am not after her money, as she is poor," Muhamad reportedly said. "Before meeting Wook, I never stayed in one place for long."

He said he hoped to help his new bride to master Roman script while she taught him Islamic religious knowledge.

The report did not say if any of Wook's previous 20 husbands are still alive.

Malaysian Muslim men are allowed by their religion to take up to four wives at a time, but reports of women who marry more than once are rare. Muslim women do not practice polygamy.

Malaysia's 26 million population comprises about 60 percent Muslims, almost all ethnic Malays. Large ethnic Chinese and Indian minorities are Buddhists, Hindus or Christians.

Lady Miyomi May 2, 2006 07:20 PM

I read this and I thought it was disgusting. 20 husbands? Was she bored during her life or something? I wonder how long each of those marriages was.

Shonos May 2, 2006 07:22 PM

What's the point? She cant be living for much longer. I know the human lifespan has increased a whole lot. But how much further could it go right now?

NYRSkate May 2, 2006 07:25 PM

If he wanted to spend time in a desert, he could have just moved to the Sahara.

Gechmir May 2, 2006 07:28 PM

hay a woman that old knows all the tricks in the book lol~

21st hubby. Talk about a Black Widow ;(

Look at her pic in the article!
http://solastyear.com/millionaire.jpg

Mucknuggle May 2, 2006 07:28 PM

Eww....

This man obviously has mental issues that need to be dealt with.

Kaiten May 2, 2006 07:32 PM

Well it could be worse. I do recall in Japan the age of consent being 13, so a 80 year old man could pound a 13 year old girl.
I just wonder what drew the man to a woman older than his great grandparents. Of course some men do have a taste for older women, usually not this old of course.

NYRSkate May 2, 2006 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaiten
Well it could be worse. I do recall in Japan the age of consent being 13, so a 80 year old man could pound a 13 year old girl.

When I'm 80, I hope I can pound out a shit, let alone some teenager. I doubt the old man would be concerned with the girl as much as with where he left his Metamucil.

Jiraiya May 2, 2006 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by NYRSkate
When I'm 80, I hope I can pound out a shit, let alone some teenager.

Agreed to the max.

I read this on CNN and laughed. I bet that lady got all of her kids insurance money (Im assuming shes outlived them) and like...shes rich and that guys wants her money or somethin.

Bigblah May 2, 2006 07:54 PM

LOL SEX WITH 104 YEAR OLD WOMAN NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK GIGGLE

Spatula May 2, 2006 08:02 PM

::brings out durian cake::

Wink wink and nudge nudge to that.

LizardSC May 2, 2006 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Miyomi
I read this and I thought it was disgusting. 20 husbands? Was she bored during her life or something? I wonder how long each of those marriages was.


Maybe she had multiple husbands at the same time. Polyandry's extremely rare, but hey, who knows?

Visavi May 2, 2006 08:37 PM

From what the article says, it sounded like he was marrying her b/c of how wise and caring she was rather than how good she was in bed. I don't know a lot about Malaysia's culture, but I do know that there are Asians countries where the elderly are respected and cherished for their knowledge (unlike in America where they are thrown to the curb once they are gray and wrinkly).

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Originally Posted by Shonos
What's the point? She cant be living for much longer. I know the human lifespan has increased a whole lot. But how much further could it go right now?

I know some Asians have been noted to live up to 116 years old.

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Originally Posted by NYRSkate
When I'm 80, I hope I can pound out a shit, let alone some teenager. I doubt the old man would be concerned with the girl as much as with where he left his Metamucil.

That is the funniest statement I have heard in a LONG time.

Arainach May 2, 2006 09:15 PM

Originally I thought this would be in Paris - it's not that uncommon there, since it's absolutely to get any sort of property there unless you pull such antics. In Malaysia..... wierd.

Gumby May 2, 2006 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Shonos
What's the point? She cant be living for much longer. I know the human lifespan has increased a whole lot. But how much further could it go right now?

A coworker of mine had a grandmother live until 118 and was only had any serious issues until the last 6 months of her life.

Free.User May 2, 2006 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigblah
LOL SEX WITH 104 YEAR OLD WOMAN NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK GIGGLE

Know what I mean, Know what I mean? Say no more, Say no more.

Eleo May 2, 2006 09:48 PM

And I thought I was weird.

Infernal Monkey May 2, 2006 09:51 PM

It'd be pretty cool if he died before her.

Free.User May 2, 2006 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Eleo
And I thought I was weird.

You obviously haven't watched enough Monty Python's Flying Circus. Only then would you understand.

Gechmir May 2, 2006 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey
It'd be pretty cool if he died before her.

It's happened 20 times before. Why not make it 21? :tpg:

Josiah May 2, 2006 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Free.User
Know what I mean, Know what I mean? Say no more, Say no more.

I bet she does, I bet she does. :tpg:

I guess age (let alone age difference) doesn't have much of a factor in that culture?

Gumby May 3, 2006 12:01 AM

Old lady talking to her pervert lover - "Oh yeah lover don't worry about the fact that I am old enough to be your great grandmother and sorry my crotch is all crusting and dry, it hasn't seen action in half a century but you can always use the back door! it has been about a month since I used that, it might even still be wet."

I mean seriously these people have to be a joke or just really weird...

Rydia May 3, 2006 12:12 AM

It was odd to read about the marriage in general, but I was surprised about the woman's previous 20 husbands.

Free.User May 3, 2006 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Gumby
Old lady talking to her pervert lover - "Oh yeah lover don't worry about the fact that I am old enough to be your great grandmother and sorry my crotch is all crusting and dry, it hasn't seen action in half a century but you can always use the back door! it has been about a month since I used that, it might even still be wet."

I mean seriously these people have to be a joke or just really weird...

Had it ever occured to you that these two people could be in a relationship that did not involve sexual activity? Maybe they just really love each other. I mean, whatever floats your boat is no buisness of mine.


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