[Multiplatform] OutRun Online Arcade - Magical Cum Shower

OR SOUND SHOWER. OR BOTH AT ONCE. WHO GIVES A SHIT.

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Originally Posted by PRESS RELEASE

SEGA’s classic arcade racer returns, but this time it’s in stunning HiDef and available via PlayStation® Network and Xbox LIVE® Arcade for the Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft®. Developed by acclaimed Sheffield studio Sumo Digital, OutRun Online Arcade, will be available early 2009.

Test your time, speed and handling ability as you race through vibrant, colourful stages and rediscover the 15 glorious OutRun courses. From the steep streets of San Francisco to the beautiful beaches of California, it’s mile after mile of unrelenting acceleration, thrills and action. Feel the kick as you put your foot to the floor in one of the 10 high-performance, fully licensed Ferrari cars as you race your way across the U.S. to a killer soundtrack.

For the first time on PlayStation® Network and Xbox LIVE®, OutRun Online Arcade delivers online multiplayer racing for up to 6 players, with fast paced OutRun, Heart Attack and Time Attack modes, the draw to the open road has never been so appealing. OutRun Online Arcade on Xbox LIVE® will feature achievements and voice; and on PlayStation® Network will include trophies, voice over IP and leaderboards.

Which route will you choose on your drive for the highest possible score?

OutRun Online Arcade will be released on Xbox LIVE® Arcade and PlayStation® Network early 2009.

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Shit looks like Coast 2 Coast. Which is awesome.

ALSO BOTH PLATFORMS. Yes.

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Holy fuck 2009 might not blow chunks. AWESOME.

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Looking forward to it's release date so you can purchase it before me and bitch and whine about it so I won't buy it.

Looks good though!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Is this just Outrun 2 with upscaled graphics?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Originally Posted by MrMonkeyMan

Is this just Outrun 2 with upscaled graphics?

Looks more like Coast 2 Coast, but I can't be certain. It might have new track layouts.

How ya doing, buddy?

Niiice. Now the only thing they need to make is an online Road Rash XBLA.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I still haven't finished most of the challenges in C2C on my fatbox.

FELIPE NO

This definitely looks like one that could be worth checking out, but then again the XBLA has been full of fail (or straight up mediocre stuff) for quite a while now so I won't necessarily hold my breath. Fingers crossed though.

Also, MPH motherfucker.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Eat my kilometer radii'd balls, assfuck.

Also just because you shitsticks REFUSE TO PLAY VIGILANTE 8 does not mean shit for the arcade car drivan gaem scene anyway.

BESIDES. Sumo Digital, hello. Virtua Tennis. The last two OutRuns. NO REASON TO BE A NEGATIVE NANCY.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Man, I can't wait for the crushing disappointment to overwhelm Skills when this gets released. Who are you fooling skills? We know you don't love anything.

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Originally Posted by Colonel Spreadsheet

Also just because you shitsticks REFUSE TO PLAY VIGILANTE 8 does not mean shit for the arcade car drivan gaem scene anyway.

I played the demo and found it to be rather mediocre. I think your raging nostalgia hard-on for that game blinded you to the fact that it was actually a pretty average effort. It's been a while since anything great has landed on XBLA besides SSFIITHDR (insert Skills rage here about that one).

And I'm hopeful for this, I'm just not going to get too excited before I get a chance to play it for myself.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Going into V8 expecting anything other than V8 is certainly silly and dumb. The end product was pretty much a perfect remake. Nostalgia be damned, it is a great car combat game.

You can't say "average effort" and then turn around and praise another remake for being just as true to the source material from which it comes.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Aw, was kinda hoping it'd be a remake of the first game. I reconise all those screens from Coast 2 Coast, ie; the best handheld game/anything game ever. But maybe they'll sneak in some erotic surprises. Fuck you SEGA, you can have some more of my money.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Maybe we'll have more MATH CHALLENGES or ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER (it's always the fucking panda, assholes) if it's a C2C remake. Can't go wrong Infernal. Gotta get that woman horny with your fast driving, number crunching, sesame street erection.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Meh, I never liked Outrun. It's like Burnout with fewer cars on the road and not much in the way of corners. I find that nostalgia for old games is generally best left as nostalgia too, they're never as good as you remember them.

I'm probably looking forward more to Skills' crushing dissapointment when he finds out this is broken and demands a refund than to the actual game. Also finding it amusing that they bothered to licence actual Ferraris and didn't bother to draw them to look much like actual Ferraris.

FELIPE NO

What? There is nothing remotely close to Burnout going on here short of "there is traffic on the road". And that's not really an apt comparison. It's like comparing San Francisco Rush to Beetle Adventure Racing or something. Just doesn't work. =o

Also Ferrari's (or pretend lookalikes) have been a feature of these things forever, so.

(Also in my own defense I'm not buying this solely for the online, so in the off chance [not damn likely considering how C2C was well implemented] that that part sucks, I'll probably like the rest of the game enough not to demand my points back.)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

OutRun and Burnout are sort of the same in that they're both relaxing. OutRun's like "man this is nice, look at that sunset, these are the best locations ever, Magical Sound Shower goes so well with this" then you start nodding off because you're so relaxed. BAM, INTO A SIGN. CAR'S FLIPPIN, GIRLFRIEND'S ANGRY, TIME'S UP GAME OVER.

And Burnout's all "fucking game over in OutRun, FUCKING HIT THIS ONCOMING BLUE CAR, SHOWED YOU A LESSON, YOU BETTER WRITE THAT ONE DOWN IN YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY."

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I could never keep that bitch satisfied no matter what I do.

WOMAN I AM DRIVING WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO HIT THOSE PYLONS

There's nowhere I can't reach.

They both feature fast cars, they both have other traffic as the main thing you need to avoid and they both are notable for a lack of corners you need to slow down for. That's pretty similar in my book.

I know they've always had Ferraris which makes it all the more strange that they suck so badly at drawing them.

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Shin, everything is similar to you.

"What, that game has cars in it and you race with them? Fuck that noise Pole Position did it better a million years ago."

Not that Pole Position isn't a fucking fantastic game here but really, do we have to go through this again. In before GTA IV also did it first

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Is Resident Evil the same thing as Left 4 Dead because they both have zombies and guns in it?

There's a fair bit of variety between racing games, man. These things are not all that similar, especially when your points of comparison are two genre staples. That's all I'm sayin'.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I also heard Prince of Persia is no different than Ninja Gaiden. Swords and wallruns? Check. Same shit.

Seriously though, I am looking forward to this simply because it'll be one less shitty XBLA title on the console. I think I've bought maybe two in the past couple of months. Here's to more like this.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You can wallrun in Mirror's Edge, and there's a time slowdown function. Copy of Sands of Time?

There's aliens in Contra that can explode violently when shot. Copy of Gears of War?

There's a chick with a gun in Metroid, copy of Tomb Raider?

FELIPE NO

I know, I know, it's just I was never a big fan of Outrun so I've always generally dismissed the games. With the exception of Burnout I've never really been big into arcade racers full stop so I tend to lump them all together.

And behind the different settings, Prince of Persia and Ninja Gaiden aren't that different anyway =P

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Except PoP doesn't rape you with difficulty. It's just pleasantly difficult.

Jam it back in, in the dark.