Nice Guys Finish Last

What do you think? Do nice guys really finish last? Why/Why not?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

If they didn't, you wouldn't be making this thread.

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What the fuck are you being nice for, who gets anywhere being nice?

Start being a dick and things will change very quick and for the better. It will actually be so life changing that you'll probably write a book about it and become a famous writer. You can call the book "What I know about Dick".

Until you do that, you're not getting any pats on the back from me.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

A true nice guy ought to finish last intentionally, out of general courtesy.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

That sounded way more sexual than it was probably intended to be. Awesome.

How ya doing, buddy?

Nice goes don't finish at all, so other people can look on and go "Niiiiiiiiiiiiice" with their arms folded and their sunnies slipping off their nodding with approval heads to fall into the pockets of their baggy clown cargo pants.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I think people make too big of a deal about nice and success together. Maybe if we didn't confuse "nice" with "passive, non-threatening and weak," this wouldn't be such an issue.

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I can't see why you couldn't play the nice card all along while being a dick when the times comes. I guess it's easier to be nice while you're already a dick than otherwise.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Radez29

if we didn't confuse "nice" with "passive, non-threatening and weak"

This.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You got to be nice with style.
There is like, Nice and suck-up-dork-lame-nice. Be classy nice, and joke around and you'll get laid (cuz that's whats it all about dont lie). Suck up to girls, be over-nice and you'll constantly make love to your hand.

no homo