Nice Guys Finish Last
 

What do you think? Do nice guys really finish last? Why/Why not?

If they didn't, you wouldn't be making this thread.

What the fuck are you being nice for, who gets anywhere being nice?

Start being a dick and things will change very quick and for the better. It will actually be so life changing that you'll probably write a book about it and become a famous writer. You can call the book "What I know about Dick".

Until you do that, you're not getting any pats on the back from me.

A true nice guy ought to finish last intentionally, out of general courtesy.

That sounded way more sexual than it was probably intended to be. Awesome.

Nice goes don't finish at all, so other people can look on and go "Niiiiiiiiiiiiice" with their arms folded and their sunnies slipping off their nodding with approval heads to fall into the pockets of their baggy clown cargo pants.

I think people make too big of a deal about nice and success together. Maybe if we didn't confuse "nice" with "passive, non-threatening and weak," this wouldn't be such an issue.

I can't see why you couldn't play the nice card all along while being a dick when the times comes. I guess it's easier to be nice while you're already a dick than otherwise.

This.

You got to be nice with style.
There is like, Nice and suck-up-dork-lame-nice. Be classy nice, and joke around and you'll get laid (cuz that's whats it all about dont lie). Suck up to girls, be over-nice and you'll constantly make love to your hand.