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 Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006 
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The best Mario game ever isn't even on a Nintendo platform
 "Where is it then?"  "I don't know Luigi, why don't we ask these guys?"  "PISS OFF" Yes! It's Hotel Mario for the once ultra successful Philips CD-i! Part of the exciting deal in 1993 that resulted in Nintendo franchises appearing on the system like the award winning Zelda games. What do you get if you take some Elevator Action, some manure and some Mario, then blend it all together in a pool filter? Probably a mess. From the looks of it, you pretty much just have to close all the doors in each level and maybe collect some bouncing coins and jump on enemies/guests. The coins fall right off the edge though, what kind of hotel doesn't even have walls? A DELUXE hotel that's what.  Fantasy Factory developed it, the only game they've ever made. They should just take over and make every Mario game. I'd love to see a sequel on Wii or something, where you could twist the controller to simulate the feeling of actually being there, closing doors. There are some videos of the greatest Mario game ever (on the internet), they have pretty cool music! Extremely good voice acting, too. Introduction and some gameplay! More junk Third bit of text thingy Most amazing jew boots
Last edited by Infernal Monkey; Jul 6, 2006 at 10:34 AM.
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Member 6422 Level 41.55 May 2006
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Correction: The best Mario game ever isn't even on a Phillips platform.
 Yeah, man, this is where it's at. But seriously, the CD-I is a fucking lollabout. A load of Nintendo franchises wind up on it, and they're all bollocks-ulated. There's nowhere I can't reach.  |
Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006
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Mario Teaches Typing. =o
Step one: jump all over your keyboard Step two: replace broken keyboard Step three: refer to step one This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 102 Level 23.11 Mar 2006
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Securely fasten cape to neck for maximum coolness and safety. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 1216 Level 44.27 Mar 2006
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His overalls CHANGE COLORS in the 2nd vid. What
And I found the music to be catchy  I was speaking idiomatically.  |
Member 222 Level 36.56 Mar 2006
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Thanks for proving FULLY INCORRECT my opinion that the best Mario game ever was Mario Kart 64. Now my Mariolife is meaningless.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? I didn't say I wouldn't go fishin' with the man.
All I'm sayin' is, if he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall. |
Member 102 Level 23.11 Mar 2006
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It was the most cool bass line I've heard for a while FELIPE NO |
Member 693 Level 13.91 Mar 2006
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God, Mario Teaches Typing was so awesome.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006
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Oh shi- CD-i almost recieved the REAL DEAL sequel to Mario World, too.
Forget Yoshi's Island, Mario's Wacky World's was where it could have been at!  "I CAN WALK ON SPIKES SO WACKY" How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 6422 Level 41.55 May 2006
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Apparently some guy who collects betas of unreleased games wound up acquiring that; it was on Digg maybe a month ago or more... Turns out it isn't that bad a game.
Surprisingly. Like, really surprisingly. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 1148 Level 21.64 Mar 2006
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How is this shit even possible. XD
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. 
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Member 520 Level 14.17 Mar 2006
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qylgdXXKq_c
Why doesn't Mario have an italian accent, and why does Lugi's accent change all of a sudden. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Eat glass.
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Member 1905 Level 1.73 Mar 2006
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What about the very original Donkey Kong? If you don't count remakes, then it was for arcade, and that's not a Nintendo system right? heh.
How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 1023 Level 27.04 Mar 2006
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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?  |
Member 10186 Level 12.97 Jul 2006
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Hotel Mario is really funny, really, comparing to other Nintendo licenced titles on CD-I... you sure know those horrible Zelda games.
But a new Hotel Mario title will never... ever happens. How ya doing, buddy? |
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