Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis

Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/index.php)
-   Video Gaming (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=27)
-   -   The best Mario game ever isn't even on a Nintendo platform (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/showthread.php?t=8698)

Infernal Monkey Jul 6, 2006 09:41 AM

The best Mario game ever isn't even on a Nintendo platform
 
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/3...copy6yt7tn.jpg
"Where is it then?"

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2...copy4ye4jh.jpg
"I don't know Luigi, why don't we ask these guys?"

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/7...copy2oy5mr.jpg
"PISS OFF"

Yes! It's Hotel Mario for the once ultra successful Philips CD-i! Part of the exciting deal in 1993 that resulted in Nintendo franchises appearing on the system like the award winning Zelda games. What do you get if you take some Elevator Action, some manure and some Mario, then blend it all together in a pool filter? Probably a mess. From the looks of it, you pretty much just have to close all the doors in each level and maybe collect some bouncing coins and jump on enemies/guests. The coins fall right off the edge though, what kind of hotel doesn't even have walls? A DELUXE hotel that's what.

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/8...copy0bz1kn.jpg

Fantasy Factory developed it, the only game they've ever made. They should just take over and make every Mario game. I'd love to see a sequel on Wii or something, where you could twist the controller to simulate the feeling of actually being there, closing doors. There are some videos of the greatest Mario game ever (on the internet), they have pretty cool music! Extremely good voice acting, too.

Introduction and some gameplay!
More junk
Third bit of text thingy

Krelian Jul 6, 2006 10:06 AM

Correction: The best Mario game ever isn't even on a Phillips platform.

http://smbis.nescentral.com/images/n...ariotyping.jpg
Yeah, man, this is where it's at.

But seriously, the CD-I is a fucking lollabout. A load of Nintendo franchises wind up on it, and they're all bollocks-ulated.

Infernal Monkey Jul 6, 2006 10:16 AM

Mario Teaches Typing. =o

Step one: jump all over your keyboard
Step two: replace broken keyboard
Step three: refer to step one

J-Man Jul 6, 2006 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey
Mario Teaches Typing. =o

Step one: jump all over your keyboard
Step two: replace broken keyboard
Step three: refer to step one


Securely fasten cape to neck for maximum coolness and safety.

Darkcomet72 Jul 6, 2006 11:23 AM

His overalls CHANGE COLORS in the 2nd vid. What

And I found the music to be catchy :(

russ Jul 6, 2006 11:36 AM

Thanks for proving FULLY INCORRECT my opinion that the best Mario game ever was Mario Kart 64. Now my Mariolife is meaningless.

J-Man Jul 6, 2006 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkcomet72
His overalls CHANGE COLORS in the 2nd vid. What

And I found the music to be catchy :(


It was the most cool bass line I've heard for a while

rockthepartay Jul 6, 2006 04:26 PM

God, Mario Teaches Typing was so awesome.

Infernal Monkey Jul 7, 2006 01:05 AM

Oh shi- CD-i almost recieved the REAL DEAL sequel to Mario World, too.

Forget Yoshi's Island, Mario's Wacky World's was where it could have been at!

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/2...018copy9ca.jpg
"I CAN WALK ON SPIKES SO WACKY"

Krelian Jul 7, 2006 07:25 AM

Apparently some guy who collects betas of unreleased games wound up acquiring that; it was on Digg maybe a month ago or more... Turns out it isn't that bad a game.

Surprisingly.

Like, really surprisingly.

Sin Ansem Jul 7, 2006 10:49 AM

How is this shit even possible. XD

LivingDreams Jul 17, 2006 04:23 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qylgdXXKq_c
Why doesn't Mario have an italian accent, and why does Lugi's accent change all of a sudden.

Radius-86 Jul 22, 2006 03:25 AM

What about the very original Donkey Kong? If you don't count remakes, then it was for arcade, and that's not a Nintendo system right? heh.

Kilroy Jul 22, 2006 05:33 AM

Apart from the enemies that doesn't hurt anyone and the slopes MArio hovers above, I really liked the graphics. The mirror effect on the water was actually rather nice...

Burp Jul 25, 2006 04:14 AM

Hotel Mario is really funny, really, comparing to other Nintendo licenced titles on CD-I... you sure know those horrible Zelda games.

But a new Hotel Mario title will never... ever happens.


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:37 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.