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Microsoft Firefox 2007 Professional Edition
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Nyoro~n
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Old Dec 13, 2006, 10:40 AM Local time: Dec 13, 2006, 04:40 PM #1 of 13
Microsoft Firefox 2007 Professional Edition

Microsoft released a Firefox.



http://www.msfirefox.com/

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Last edited by Nyoro~n; Dec 28, 2006 at 05:37 PM.
EB64
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Old Dec 13, 2006, 11:49 AM Local time: Dec 13, 2006, 10:49 AM #2 of 13
I think it's a joke site.

Yea. It's not real...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Old Dec 13, 2006, 12:00 PM Local time: Dec 13, 2006, 06:00 PM #3 of 13
And somehow I have to agree.

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System Requirements

Below are the minimum requirements your computer needs to run Microsoft Firefox. Some components may require additional system resources not outlined below.
Spoiler:


Microsoft Firefox 2007 will run on most Operating Systems (by Microsoft).

Computer/Processor

Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)

Operating Systems

Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2)
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1)
All Major Linux Distributions (As if...)

Memory

To compensate for frequent memory leaks:
Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2) - 873 MB
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition - 1680 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1) - 870 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 ia64 - 2180 MB

Drive

Microsoft HD-DVD-ROM drive (Required to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)

Display/Graphics

1080i or higher-resolution screen with any 512mb SLI Graphics card. (For High Definition GIF images)

Peripherals

Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft IntelliMouse, or any compatible Microsoft device. (Otherwise all hyperlinks will be disabled)

Software


Microsot Powerpoint 2007 (For exceptional Spyware Protection)

Credit Card

Microsoft accepts Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Delta and Discover.
Minimum requirements?? I think not.
And if this were real, would they spell Microsoft wrong?
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MICROSOT
hmmm, something not quite right here.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Kaleb.G
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Old Dec 13, 2006, 12:45 PM Local time: Dec 13, 2006, 09:45 AM #4 of 13
It's an extremely obvious joke, but one that's been done before (and better).

Moving this to Laughs & Games.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Chaotic
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Old Dec 14, 2006, 09:11 PM #5 of 13
Isn't it kinda obvious it's a joke? Like seriously.

How ya doing, buddy?
Sakabadger
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Old Dec 14, 2006, 09:27 PM Local time: Dec 14, 2006, 07:27 PM #6 of 13
It's a decent shop, except for those FLAMES.

It's as if someone decided to have a go in MS Paint after it was done.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
Little Shithead
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Old Dec 14, 2006, 09:30 PM #7 of 13
They had 500 hours to do it in MSPaint, and it looks as if they did it in the last 30 seconds.

How ya doing, buddy?
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Old Dec 14, 2006, 10:16 PM Local time: Dec 14, 2006, 10:16 PM #8 of 13
I have to admit, I had a smile on my face when looking at this. I have to admit though, to the naked eye, it almost seems legit. I am glad I am not naked. People would probably laugh at me then.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
niki
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Old Dec 15, 2006, 05:31 AM Local time: Dec 15, 2006, 12:31 PM #9 of 13
Oh yeah, Bill Gates' face upside down smiling like a retard on the left side sure looks legit. "Like, totally"

srsly

How ya doing, buddy?
Sceptre X
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Old Dec 16, 2006, 03:52 PM Local time: Dec 16, 2006, 03:52 PM #10 of 13
That's great. A good laugh.

There's nowhere I can't reach.
It turns out that today is opposite day, so all of what you have said is true, so you should probably just go.
Hoamaru
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Old Dec 16, 2006, 08:46 PM Local time: Dec 17, 2006, 03:46 AM #11 of 13
The "May Contain Spyware" should have given it away aside from the horrible flames. Still pretty funny.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Kairyu
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Old Dec 16, 2006, 09:11 PM Local time: Dec 16, 2006, 04:11 PM #12 of 13
Haha, "we've made it better, like seriously..."
I think that was the clincher.

Good photoshop though, but why the crappy crayola flames?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Zukan
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Old Dec 17, 2006, 10:26 AM Local time: Dec 17, 2006, 05:26 PM #13 of 13
Thumbs up

Fun at the speed of light.

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Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!


I was speaking idiomatically.
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