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Nyoro~n Dec 13, 2006 10:40 AM

Microsoft Firefox 2007 Professional Edition
 
Microsoft released a Firefox. :psyduck:

http://www.msfirefox.net/index_files/box.jpg

http://www.msfirefox.com/

EB64 Dec 13, 2006 11:49 AM

I think it's a joke site.

Yea. It's not real...

Domino Dec 13, 2006 12:00 PM

And somehow I have to agree.

Quote:

System Requirements

Below are the minimum requirements your computer needs to run Microsoft Firefox. Some components may require additional system resources not outlined below.
Spoiler:


Microsoft Firefox 2007 will run on most Operating Systems (by Microsoft).

Computer/Processor

Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)

Operating Systems

Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2)
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1)
All Major Linux Distributions (As if...)

Memory

To compensate for frequent memory leaks:
Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2) - 873 MB
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition - 1680 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1) - 870 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 ia64 - 2180 MB

Drive

Microsoft HD-DVD-ROM drive (Required to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)

Display/Graphics

1080i or higher-resolution screen with any 512mb SLI Graphics card. (For High Definition GIF images)

Peripherals

Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft IntelliMouse, or any compatible Microsoft device. (Otherwise all hyperlinks will be disabled)

Software


Microsot Powerpoint 2007 (For exceptional Spyware Protection)

Credit Card

Microsoft accepts Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Delta and Discover.

Minimum requirements?? I think not.
And if this were real, would they spell Microsoft wrong?
Quote:

MICROSOT
hmmm, something not quite right here.

Kaleb.G Dec 13, 2006 12:45 PM

It's an extremely obvious joke, but one that's been done before (and better).

Moving this to Laughs & Games.

Chaotic Dec 14, 2006 09:11 PM

Isn't it kinda obvious it's a joke? Like seriously.

Sakabadger Dec 14, 2006 09:27 PM

It's a decent shop, except for those FLAMES.

It's as if someone decided to have a go in MS Paint after it was done.

Little Shithead Dec 14, 2006 09:30 PM

They had 500 hours to do it in MSPaint, and it looks as if they did it in the last 30 seconds.

The Wise Vivi Dec 14, 2006 10:16 PM

I have to admit, I had a smile on my face when looking at this. I have to admit though, to the naked eye, it almost seems legit. I am glad I am not naked. People would probably laugh at me then.

niki Dec 15, 2006 05:31 AM

Oh yeah, Bill Gates' face upside down smiling like a retard on the left side sure looks legit. "Like, totally"

srsly

Sceptre X Dec 16, 2006 03:52 PM

That's great. A good laugh.

Hoamaru Dec 16, 2006 08:46 PM

The "May Contain Spyware" should have given it away aside from the horrible flames. Still pretty funny.

Kairyu Dec 16, 2006 09:11 PM

Haha, "we've made it better, like seriously..."
I think that was the clincher.

Good photoshop though, but why the crappy crayola flames?

Zukan Dec 17, 2006 10:26 AM

Fun at the speed of light.

Quote:

Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!


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