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Woman lights matches to conceal farting; Grounds airline flight
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6213644.stm
So she lights safety matches. On an airplane. .... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() |
I smell conspiracy!
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Last edited by YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE; Dec 8, 2006 at 06:05 PM.
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So could I get away with running around an airport covered in baby powder yelling "ANTHRAX!" as long as I explain that I have tourettes and a skin condition?
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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I was speaking idiomatically.
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Hmmm, sometimes common sense does not prevail. Although, I really don't understand how you could hide the smell of yourself by lighting a match. If someone knows how, let me know.
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I think this is one of those cases in which everybody onboard who had to be inconvienced by that woman's sheer stupidity should be allowed to each give the woman one free slap in the face without consequence.
I am intrigued to the point of wanting see any further developments for this story, just to know how in the world her ridiculous explanation of her actions holds any water. FELIPE NO |
You guys have never heard of anyone doing this before? I was on a fieldtrip and one of my friends who was rooming with me always lit matches after she used the bathroom. Yes she did claim that it was to get rid of the smell or conceal it. I don't quite remember if it did anything because I wasn't about to go in the bathroom and start sniffing right after someone takes a dump.
However, I'm not sure how smart it is to do something like that on a friggin' airplane, despite the lady not being the only person who is doing this. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
Last edited by Lene; Dec 8, 2006 at 09:13 PM.
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Mythbusters did a bit on this. If I remember correctly matches didn't burn off the smell or make it go away. If it did anything all the match did was overpower the stench with its own smell for a few seconds.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Not a smart move on an airplane. Not a smart move at all.
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Thanks for enlightening us, Devoxy
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