Lovable Mickey Mouse tried to commit suicide!!

Check these series of comics from the "man" himself. I think this is the real deal.

http://www.fortunecity.de/lindenpark/foto/597/03.html#

Man, the good old days were very morbid. Be sure to show this to any Mickey Mouse Fans out there to show how stupid he is!!

If that was Donald, he would just kill Mortimer (Mr. Slicker) and bitchslap Minnie!

Donald is the best!!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That was pretty depressing but I agree, Donald would eat that Mr Slicker alive with his garbled slur of rage. Likewise Donald was a naval soldier so he has it going for him XD.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Wow ... that was ... surprising.

I like how Minnie is being a total bitch in it, too.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I vaguely recall seeing some Looney Tunes cartoons where some character tried to off himself after some melodrama. This isn't a whole lot different.

Of course, the theme would be generally unacceptable in a children's cartoon today, but times were different in 1930.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

We need more of these today. That would rock!!

I was speaking idiomatically.

This makes me remember a certain Donald comic, where he's a Nazi. Anyone remember that? So awesome.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Not me, but I do remember something similar starring Daffy Duck. I would love to see it again

FELIPE NO

well, george carlin mustn't be too happy, for those who have heard his Mickey Mouse skit, I wish I had a link for it too

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

This reminds me of those Donald Duck comics I would make in 4th grade. There used to be some program for the MAC by Disney which would allow you to create a comic strip featuring your favorite Disney characters. (At least by whatever characters were existant at the time. There was no Sinbad and such.) So, for fun, the teacher would "let" the students spend some time making a "fun" comic. (When stuff like classwork was all done and so on. "Oh, you finished all your work Jimmy? Go make a "fun" comic!")

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Kilroy

This makes me remember a certain Donald comic, where he's a Nazi. Anyone remember that? So awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5ZWvI-ByH8

You mean this one?

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Donald is soo awesome. He is a sailor, Nazi, and a racist. I think you have seen this before, but for those who hasn't listen to what he said to daffy duck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCt28z7DHW8

I believe he said "Dogone stupid nigger!!" around 0:40

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/donald.htm

I bet you also don't eat KFC because you think it isn't real chicken. Anything else you wanna force feed the masses?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

HAHAHA!! Lighten up! Only idiots would believe what I just said. It is just funny that if it has been suggested what something sounds like to a something that is incomprehensable as such, the suggested meaning sounds true.

I was speaking idiomatically.

It sounds so convincing too XD

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wow o.o this actually gives mickey mouse a more believable quality as a character, rather then something like barney the dinosaur always so god damn happy >.> thanks for sharing this ^_^ the donald duck vid was good too although a little too cheesy with it's patriotism by the end imo

FELIPE NO

Quite a depressing story there. Anyone else notice Mickey's unusual strength? He snapped that anvil right off his neck without even flinching or leaving any marks. That's some toon.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?