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Old Mar 5, 2006, 08:22 AM Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 03:22 PM #1 of 17
German Engineering in the House

Has anyone seen these commercials for the Volkswagen GTI? Might be a bit old, but still, this is one of the most hilarious things I've seen in a while. Maybe it's even funnier if you're actually from Germany.

http://media.cars.ign.com/articles/6...76/vids_1.html

Be sure to check them all out, they're awesome. Featuring Prison Break's John Abruzzi (Peter Stormare, who is actually not German, but sure has the looks).

Representing Deutschland!

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Old Mar 5, 2006, 08:32 AM Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 02:32 PM #2 of 17
Okay this was very homosexual but thanks anyway =D

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Old Mar 5, 2006, 08:41 AM Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 03:41 PM #3 of 17
I like this weird "VW" sign he does with his hands. It's a little cheesy, but I like how they present Germany as being "weird" but at the same time praise the engineering skills and make fun of this whole "car pimping" nonsense.

If you've seen Prison Break, it's extra hilarious.

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Old Mar 5, 2006, 09:55 AM #4 of 17
I find them funny, if only for the reason the that they make fun of all these people who "supe up" their cars, trying to improve them. What's even funnier is he even does so while talking in some form of gangsta talk. It's great, but not hilarious.

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Old Mar 5, 2006, 10:19 AM #5 of 17
ROFL. I love the "Representing Deutchland."

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Mar 5, 2006, 12:18 PM Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 11:18 AM #6 of 17
The first time I saw those commercials they just about killed me, especially with the VW sign he does with his hands. But then again, I'm German and the thought of a German speaking like that cracks me up. Although it is a pretty good satire on the people who are always trying to trick out their cars.

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Old Mar 5, 2006, 12:53 PM Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 11:53 AM #7 of 17
LoL... I don't know... humor like that makes me feel stupid.

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Old Mar 5, 2006, 01:32 PM #8 of 17
LOL! Awesome!

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Old Mar 5, 2006, 04:13 PM Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 05:13 PM #9 of 17
My housemate and I lol'ed.

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Old Mar 5, 2006, 05:09 PM #10 of 17
I've seen them all on TV already. They're dumb but it's funny when she says "it's definately sucking"((end thickish german accent)).

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Old Mar 5, 2006, 05:20 PM Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 03:20 PM #11 of 17
They're funny commercials. I like 'em. "Representing Deutchland" is lmao.

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Old Mar 5, 2006, 06:17 PM Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 05:17 PM #12 of 17
That's some funny stuff. Hearing him say, "Oh Snap!!" made me lol. Interesting to note though, I came across a few reviews of the commercials and this turned up...

Quote:
Volkswagon wants to ‘un-pimp’ your ride in a new campaign celebrating its German engineering heritage.

Ragtag urban youth get their tricked out hoopties destroyed in a secret laboratory and replaced by the clean, white, blond, superior engineered GTI’s.

Are these the first Aryan Car Nation commercials?
What do you guys think of that?

Link to quote here

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Old Mar 6, 2006, 03:59 PM Local time: Mar 6, 2006, 10:59 PM #13 of 17
http://vwfeatures.com/

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Old Mar 6, 2006, 04:01 PM #14 of 17
I love these new Volkswagon commercials. My particular favorite one is the commercial with the green car. The one with that freaking monstrosity on the hood, painted in yellow. That dialogue gets me ROFL-ing all the time:

Man: "What does this do?"
Kid: "It.... sucks in air."
Woman: (Immediately replies) "It's definately sucking."

(Goes to watch it again, once more.)

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Old Mar 6, 2006, 04:15 PM Local time: Mar 6, 2006, 03:15 PM #15 of 17
YES.

I love these fuckers. Been wanting to show a friend all of them. Thanks for a link to them <3 If we could rate, you would've earned a five. But I give you a check-mark by your name, instead! >=O

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Old Mar 6, 2006, 07:30 PM #16 of 17
When I saw Peter Stormare doing that accent, I knew:

INSTANT WIN. "Vee Dub"

Thanks for the links, I was trying to find these commercials.

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Old Mar 6, 2006, 07:52 PM #17 of 17
Heh, my friend forced me to watch this. It wasn't amazing, but hey, I like it.

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