Pseudobabble!

Pseudobabble (PseudoBabble - Home) is a java-based sentence-making game! Sometimes you must make sentences according to a theme, sometimes not. The game provides you with a pool of words (plus punctuation and some suffixes), and you click-and-drag them into the sentence bar.





Unfortunately, the game is only as entertaining as the people that play it. If you can't find anybody except bitter housewives, things are pretty lame.



If you can get people with an actual sense of humor, however:



Okay what I'm saying is we should totally organize some GFFer games here because this shit is potential hilarity which is being squandered by literal-minded hausfraus, and they get all INDIGNANT when you waltz into their room and start making rape jokes

(thread gets three posts and dies ignominiously)

GFFers on Pseudobabble:

Pangalin (as Pangalin)
Mo0 (as Mo0)
nuttyturnip (as nuttyturnip)
Krelian (as fnool)
Rangel (as Rangel)
Crash Landon (as CrashLandon)
sprouticus (as sprouticus)
Sousuke (as Sousuke)
Terminus (as Bounds)
Devo (as devolution7)
Tritoch (as Manablade)
Kishin (as Kishin)
Rychord (as Rychord)
Dr. Uzuki (as Nateiums)
Garr (as Garr)
knkwzrd (as knkwzrd)
Worm (as Worm)
Denicalis (as DaDoubleDeni)
a lurker (as lurks)
AcerBandit (as AcerBandit)
Dullenplain (as dullenplain)
Capo (as capo)
Hyde (as HydeGFF)

How ya doing, buddy?

I want to play this game with you right now, Pang, let's go.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm in the lobby but your ass ain't there

You talkin' shit again, Mo0? You talkin' shit?

Additional Spam:
Ok we got a game goin' right now, hustle it up fags

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Somewhere Awful lobby fellas

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Sounds like an old game I played called Acrophobia. If you guys are playing late tonight, I will try it out.

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Very fun. Too bad I think the EPA blocks java games.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

game's still goin' garr

just follow the link

FELIPE NO

The session earlier was mad fun, not gonna lie.

Noodle fluid would be one. Something with wrist is another.

And the players are sick fucks but fun as hell to be around.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

This better be fun, I gave this thing my e-mail.

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A thing.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

brb doing the wrist nasty



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I made an account for this awhile back after seeing it in someone's journal (Garr?), but no one was ever on when I checked. Looks like your room is full now, so hopefully I'll catch one some other time.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, it was Krel's journal from back in July. I didn't realize it had been that long.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Garr

if you can do hilarious shit

"If"?

IF?!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Last night was fucking hilarious. I still can't stop guffawing at "corn happens".

Also, I hope you guys know that you can view your stats on the site - lists of your most popular sentences, etc. I'm dredging up some shit I'd completely forgotten about.

Think you could update the OP with a list of people playing, Pang (and their pseudobabble usernames)?

FELIPE NO

I've added everyone I can remember showing up and anyone with a username I recognize in the newest registrations list — anybody I missed, yell at me.

I wish we could make private rooms as well Devo, but as it is the occasional Goon incursion is much better than dealing with a stream of clueless pubbies we'd get using the other rooms.

Besides, the dictionary used for the goon rooms is much more expansive to say the least.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Me want to play!

I played that a while ago. It was plenty fun, even with the bitter housewives, who didn't like my misuse of irregular verbs as nouns.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I forgot to mention that I'm Manablade on there, so you can add me to the list.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Also from now on I guess we'll use Somewhere Worse for GFF games, since the goons got all creepy and possessive about Somewhere Awful. The room's empty 99% of the time, and I guess they prefer it that way.


vvv Yeah, you're right. They have no real authority when I think about it, and we basically outnumber the goons who give a shit so

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Fuck that. The game's main draw lies in turning perfectly innocent words into the foulest shit imaginable. The obscene wordset drains every last bit of joy out of it. Plus, there's no way for the goons to maintain pathetic dominion over their "private" room; if they bitch and moan to the admin about outsiders then he'll probably throw a tantrum and delete the place again, and none of us want that to happen. They're not even paying for the privilege of having their own space, FFS.

it doesn't really concern those of us who are already batting for both sides, but goddamn this kind of thing irritates me on principle

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Is that what happens when everyone's name mysteriously disappears? The admin has wiped the room?

I was speaking idiomatically.

It's pretty retarded considering

a) Half of us are goons already anyway
b) The rest of us who aren't goons have very goon-compatible senses of humor
3) goony goony goon goon goonerson GOONS

Nah, Crash, the name disappearing thing was the game just vomiting. Judging by the SA thread about the game there was a massive influx of goons who proceeded to write filthy things that ended up on the front page. The reason SA has their own space now is due in part to it being excluded from the main page. They have already lost it once before.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

Is that what happens when everyone's name mysteriously disappears? The admin has wiped the room?

No, the game is just extremely poorly coded (ie, it's Java) and falls the fuck apart for no reason on a routine basis. As far as I know the only "admin" is the guy running the site itself and for the most part he'd rather piss on a goon than help one.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

Is that what happens when everyone's name mysteriously disappears? The admin has wiped the room?

I think that was just a case of a server-side hiccup. It's happened to me a few times.

As mo0 said, the only reason Somewhere Awful exists is down to the game's bored-housewife audience having taken mortal offense to the sudden influx of butts and fisting a few months ago - the admin only set it up as a measure to keep the filth separate. That they're being so protective of something they have no real say on is awfully pedantic. Some kind of bitchfest occurred a while ago that resulted in the room being deleted, and I believe it was only restored after the owner was inundated with belligerent goons demanding an explanation/calling him a cocksucker. Yay GBS!

Summary: Keep occupying the place; there's shit-all they can do about it and it really doesn't make much of a difference - if anything they should be glad to have more people for them to play with. I think the main thing that annoys them is that a cohesive group of people from another community are hanging around, and they feel that we're contesting their turf.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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In any case, it's too bad that crash happened the place is deserted now.

Edit: I like those odds.

Jam it back in, in the dark.