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Chocobo
 Member 10873 Level 9.05 Aug 2006 
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A Contradiction In Terms
Like the title says, post a contradiction in terms. Have fun with it, but just make sure it's conflicting!
Here's mine: Narcissistic Nihilist  Jam it back in, in the dark. |
 Member 589 Level 64.55 Mar 2006
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American Military Intelligence.
There's nowhere I can't reach.   |
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Chocobo
Member 10873 Level 9.05 Aug 2006
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True Lies [Oh god, that was an Arnie movie from the early 90's. -_-;] This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 1753 Level 37.97 Mar 2006
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Moving a wordplay topic into it's proper forum.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?  so they may learn the glorious craft of acting from the dear leader |
Member 617 Level 43.41 Mar 2006
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Microsoft Works.
This was a silly joke passed around the programming course in high school. I was speaking idiomatically.  - What we all do best - |
Member 291 Level 11.58 Mar 2006
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Everything I say is a lie. I am lying now.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? Tiptoe down To the holy places
Where you going now Don't turn around  |
Member 483 Level 23.92 Mar 2006
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Everything I say is a true. I am telling the truth now. Logic works? FELIPE NO |
Member 10 Level 40.03 Feb 2006
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How did you logically conclude that from the statement you quoted?
edit: Just because not everything a person says is a lie doesn't mean that the one particular statement is definitely true. And this is all kind-of dumb anyway.  What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? Nothing wrong with not being strong
Nothing says we need to beat what's wrong Nothing manmade remains made long That's a debt we can't back out of
Last edited by Aardark; Aug 11, 2006 at 04:13 PM.
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Member 238 Level 16.01 Mar 2006
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So I guess this is an oxy moron thead?
how about... jumbo shrimp dry ice disco hit Edit: Fatt is dieting and exercising Jam it back in, in the dark.
Last edited by Fatt; Aug 11, 2006 at 08:34 PM.
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Member 255 Level 20.88 Mar 2006
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Bargain Sale
Fresh Fruits This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 34 Level 23.53 Mar 2006
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Kosher ham.
Freezer Burn. Customer Service. Deliberate speed. All alone. This page intentionally left page. Authentic replica. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 2697 Level 38.40 Mar 2006
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chaste whore
honest politician What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 1343 Level 28.80 Mar 2006
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FELIPE NO  |
Member 880 Level 21.03 Mar 2006
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new and improved.
Most amazing jew boots
Death To You!!!
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Good Chocobo
Member 555 Level 18.44 Mar 2006
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live recording
Jam it back in, in the dark.
"We Stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD."
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Larry Oji, Super Moderator, Judge, "Dirge for the Follin" Project Director, VG Frequency Creator
Member 11389 Level 1.10 Aug 2006
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The sentence below is true.
The sentence above is false. A lil paradox I found in a math book of all places. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 11542 Level 2.74 Aug 2006
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I think my name, Desert Penguin is a slight contradiction, since you wouldn't see a penguin in the desert... I think?
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