A Contradiction In Terms
 

Like the title says, post a contradiction in terms. Have fun with it, but just make sure it's conflicting!

Here's mine:
Narcissistic Nihilist
:D

American Military Intelligence.

xD

True Lies

[Oh god, that was an Arnie movie from the early 90's. -_-;]

Moving a wordplay topic into it's proper forum.

Microsoft Works.

This was a silly joke passed around the programming course in high school.

Everything I say is a lie. I am lying now.

So that means:
Everything I say is a true. I am telling the truth now.

Logic works?

How did you logically conclude that from the statement you quoted?

edit: Just because not everything a person says is a lie doesn't mean that the one particular statement is definitely true.

And this is all kind-of dumb anyway. :(

So I guess this is an oxy moron thead?

how about...

jumbo shrimp
dry ice
disco hit

Edit:

Fatt is dieting and exercising

indelible dust bunny

:o

Bargain Sale

Fresh Fruits

Kosher ham.
Freezer Burn.
Customer Service.

Deliberate speed.
All alone.
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Authentic replica.

chaste whore

honest politician

Contradictions?

new and improved.

live recording

The sentence below is true.
The sentence above is false.

A lil paradox I found in a math book of all places.

I think my name, Desert Penguin is a slight contradiction, since you wouldn't see a penguin in the desert... I think? :)

Well here are some contradictions:

"We are alone together"
"I am too tired to go to sleep"
"I am too hungry to eat dinner"

Exact estimate
Mandatory option
Genuine imitation
Fearful bravery
Clean dirt
Fast turtle

:D