Gamingforce Interactive Forums
85240 35212

Go Back   Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis > Garrmondo Network > General Discussion
Register FAQ GFWiki Community Donate Arcade ChocoJournal Calendar

Notices

Welcome to the Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis.
GFF is a community of gaming and music enthusiasts. We have a team of dedicated moderators, constant member-organized activities, and plenty of custom features, including our unique journal system. If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ or our GFWiki. You will have to register before you can post. Membership is completely free (and gets rid of the pesky advertisement unit underneath this message).


What's a good present for someone who's turning 50?
Reply
 
Thread Tools
gaming
River Chocobo


Member 360

Level 25.07

Mar 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 8, 2006, 06:05 AM #1 of 17
What's a good present for someone who's turning 50?

So my boss is turning 50 soon and I want to give him a present.
Any suggestions? I believe he likes to travel

How ya doing, buddy?
Thanks to Fjordor for the funny image!
Thanatos
What?!


Member 1546

Level 15.76

Mar 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 8, 2006, 07:02 AM Local time: Jun 8, 2006, 08:02 PM #2 of 17
A tie?
A pair of shoes?
A young mistress?

Most amazing jew boots
eriol33
nunally vi brittania commands you...


Member 1131

Level 41.71

Mar 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 8, 2006, 07:05 AM Local time: Jun 8, 2006, 07:05 PM #3 of 17
A travel bag... or anything that has something to do with his hobby. Maybe new cloth for adventuring? Or a Swiss-Knife-hybrid-flash-disk?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
You all think you got good deals, huh? Ha! You frugal and observant shoppers have more to learn.

None of that approaches this:
*censored for sake of signature size*
The Mr. Methane CD, purchased over ebay for .01¢. Yeah, free shipping. This guy performs all sorts of neat stuff, including the doot doot, doot doot from the Blue Danube.

Allow me to share a track from this CD. Here ya go.
I think he should have paid you .01¢ instead.
Locke
Flying High


Member 488

Level 23.98

Mar 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 8, 2006, 01:06 PM #4 of 17


Perfect.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Licensed Commercial Pilot!
Currently: Float Pilot in BC
Need a pilot? PM Me.
Commercial Pilot, land and seaplanes, single and multi engines, instrument rating... I'm a jack of all trades! I can even be type rated!

guyinrubbersuit
The Lotus Eater


Member 628

Level 30.15

Mar 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 8, 2006, 01:33 PM Local time: Jun 8, 2006, 11:33 AM #5 of 17
A gun. Or Depends adult diapers. Gag gifts are fun.

I was speaking idiomatically.
Lighter
Carob Nut


Member 8084

Level 4.68

Jun 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 8, 2006, 02:10 PM #6 of 17
He is your boss, I guess it depends on your relationship with him. If it's pretty friendly and close, I would say gag gifts all day long. If it's pretty professional, I say a nice Birthday card and maybe a gift certificate to a place he likes to eat at.

How ya doing, buddy?
"People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think" -
-- George Carlin
eriol33
nunally vi brittania commands you...


Member 1131

Level 41.71

Mar 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 8, 2006, 02:20 PM Local time: Jun 9, 2006, 02:20 AM #7 of 17
hmm... how about an iPod shuffle? since he likes travel, maybe you want to consider giving him mp3 players so he could listen music while travelling. But I think it's bit too expensive for a birthday present.

How ya doing, buddy?
You all think you got good deals, huh? Ha! You frugal and observant shoppers have more to learn.

None of that approaches this:
*censored for sake of signature size*
The Mr. Methane CD, purchased over ebay for .01¢. Yeah, free shipping. This guy performs all sorts of neat stuff, including the doot doot, doot doot from the Blue Danube.

Allow me to share a track from this CD. Here ya go.
I think he should have paid you .01¢ instead.
Rydia
Last logged in 2024


Member 22

Level 30.86

Feb 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 8, 2006, 04:52 PM Local time: Jun 8, 2006, 01:52 PM #8 of 17
Maybe a gift certificate to his favorite store would suffice. If you feel more comfortable around your boss, perhaps the joke gifts that others have mentioned may be more interesting.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
gaming
River Chocobo


Member 360

Level 25.07

Mar 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 8, 2006, 10:39 PM #9 of 17
I'm fairly new to the job, so I can't give him any joke gifts...

Jam it back in, in the dark.
Thanks to Fjordor for the funny image!
No. Hard Pass.
Salty for Salt's Sake


Member 27

Level 61.14

Mar 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 8, 2006, 10:40 PM Local time: Jun 8, 2006, 09:40 PM #10 of 17
Someone who's turning 18.

COUNT IT.

There's nowhere I can't reach.


John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.

Innate
Wark!


Member 959

Level 2.00

Mar 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 9, 2006, 06:04 AM Local time: Jun 9, 2006, 10:04 PM #11 of 17
Since you're new to the job, he probably doesn't know your character too well yet, which mean memoriable gifts won't have a strong effect.

One off, expendable gifts are useful and when presented with a well written card, it can highlight your practicalness and attention to detail to your boss' personal likes.

With this, I think a specific gift vouchers like valet car wash or movie pass will do.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Zephyrin
OOOHHHHhhhhhh YEEEEAAAAHHHHhhhh~!!!1


Member 933

Level 36.14

Mar 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 9, 2006, 09:23 PM Local time: Jun 9, 2006, 07:23 PM #12 of 17
Rogaine!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Lady Miyomi
Holy Chocobo


Member 796

Level 33.08

Mar 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 10, 2006, 12:17 AM #13 of 17
Give him a gift card to his favorite store. As others have said, it all depends on how well you know him.

I was speaking idiomatically.
Stealth
Indigo 1


Member 207

Level 22.37

Mar 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 10, 2006, 12:46 AM Local time: Jun 9, 2006, 11:46 PM #14 of 17
Originally Posted by Zephyrin
Rogaine!
Viagra.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?



J-Man
Taller than a tree


Member 102

Level 23.11

Mar 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 10, 2006, 12:48 AM Local time: Jun 9, 2006, 10:48 PM #15 of 17
Originally Posted by Stealth
Viagra.

Prozzak

FELIPE NO
Dee
Dive for your memory


Member 1285

Level 26.51

Mar 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 10, 2006, 03:59 PM Local time: Jun 10, 2006, 03:59 PM #16 of 17
Gift card to Barnes and Noble perhaps? What does he like? I don't think shopping for anyone 50 should be any different than shopping for anyone 30... just depends on his hobbies.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
CactusWater
Cheese n Wine


Member 7916

Level 2.25

Jun 2006


Reply With Quote
Old Jun 11, 2006, 06:00 AM #17 of 17
I hate getting Gift cards. Why would you want to limit the store that the person can spend the amount of money that you gave him? Maybe people feel weird about giving just money? Don't.
Think about it. How would you feel if someone gave you some cash? I can't fathom anyone who would be against it. Just put it in a birthday card.
But thats just if you are considering the giftcard idea.

Personally, if you know anything about your boss then get him a book. Books are really touching items if you get one that they'd have an interest in reading. People tend to keep books for their whole life in most cases.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
Reply


Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis > Garrmondo Network > General Discussion > What's a good present for someone who's turning 50?

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:20 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.