It's Pong, but text-based! What a concept!

Hooray for programmers with far too much time on their hands!

...this has got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Aw, gawd the experience is horrible, its just a matter of probability >_<

My higest was
Me: 5
Him: 2
... and i gave up after that!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It was interesting, but I can't say that it was entertaining at all. My highest was 3 points before I decided to stop. =/

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm tempted to macromedia flash it...it's quite silly. ^^;;

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Wait I don't get it. I got up to:

Score:
You: 5
Him: 0

It basically tells you what options to pick. What's the point?

I was speaking idiomatically.

The game never ends. Duh!

I'm up to 12-0. ^^;;

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah, as stated by Kazyl, there's no point in this game, since it isn't even based on luck. You just have to read what you should do during your next turn and that's all. I'm going to play the more fast-paced version of this game now, so wish me luck.

Oh, what the fuck, INFERNAL!?

FELIPE NO

I can't get over:

Score:
You: 1
Him: 0

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

That was... exciting.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Quote:

The rogue's no match for our superior aim! We've knocked the ball behind him!

He makes it seem like it's a joust...

Quote:

The incredulously sneaky right paddle has bounced the ball back in our direction

Really now...

Quote:

What dishonour! The right paddle has attempted to give us a low blow by aiming the ball below us? What ever shall we do?

Score:
You: 5
Him: 0

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Game is pointless.

Interesting idea, probably an A if it was a project for school, but there's really no value or fun involved when playing it recreationally...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

My favourite line was "Our spies indicate that the ball will pass overhead."

I'm ashamed that i played long enough to get score of Me: 6 Him: 0. It was a little disturbing how terrible this game was, but how i couldn't stop. Sort of like a really bloody car accident that you just can't look away from.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well that was a good 2 minutes of wasted glee.

I was speaking idiomatically.

It's ok for the "Wow, someone actually thought about that" factor. But on my fun scale, it ranks slightly above staring at a wall.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah... :\ Check out my score:

http://www.karber.net/textbased/pong...u=1302&r=0&h=0

then my second time playing:

http://www.karber.net/textbased/pong...435921&r=0&h=0

How ya doing, buddy?

lol. What a cute crap. I dont bother to touch it anymore after twice of clicking.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Lukage

Yeah... :\ Check out my score:

http://www.karber.net/textbased/pong...u=1302&r=0&h=0

then my second time playing:

http://www.karber.net/textbased/pong...435921&r=0&h=0

Why?

[edit] Oh wait... I see what you did there. Damn you Lukage.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I didn't even bother to play after the first victory.... this is pretty stupid. But interesting also.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Kazyl

Why?

[edit] Oh wait... I see what you did there. Damn you Lukage.

But wait, I set a world record!
http://www.karber.net/textbased/pong...213242&r=0&h=0

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Lukage

But wait, I set a world record!
http://www.karber.net/textbased/pong...213242&r=0&h=0

Haha, I clicked the links first to see the scores and started wonder how that was done. Then immediately I noticed the obvious reason.

How ya doing, buddy?

You: 8
Him: 0

Then I got bored of repetitive answering.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I tried 3 times. All 3 of them:
You : 0
Him : 1

:eyebrow:

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?