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value tart Jun 3, 2006 09:27 PM

It's Pong, but text-based! What a concept!
 
Hooray for programmers with far too much time on their hands!

...this has got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.

CuteChocobo Jun 4, 2006 01:51 AM

Aw, gawd the experience is horrible, its just a matter of probability >_<

My higest was
Me: 5
Him: 2
... and i gave up after that!

Rydia Jun 4, 2006 02:07 AM

It was interesting, but I can't say that it was entertaining at all. My highest was 3 points before I decided to stop. =/

Sir VG Jun 4, 2006 02:10 AM

I'm tempted to macromedia flash it...it's quite silly. ^^;;

Kazyl Jun 4, 2006 02:13 AM

Wait I don't get it. I got up to:

Score:
You: 5
Him: 0

It basically tells you what options to pick. What's the point?

Sir VG Jun 4, 2006 05:29 AM

The game never ends. Duh!

I'm up to 12-0. ^^;;

David Deluxe Jun 4, 2006 05:39 AM

Yeah, as stated by Kazyl, there's no point in this game, since it isn't even based on luck. You just have to read what you should do during your next turn and that's all. I'm going to play the more fast-paced version of this game now, so wish me luck.

Oh, what the fuck, INFERNAL!? :tpg:

xSummonerYUnax Jun 4, 2006 07:11 AM

I can't get over:

Score:
You: 1
Him: 0

bag0k Jun 4, 2006 11:15 AM

That was... exciting.

Furby Jun 4, 2006 11:38 AM

Quote:

The rogue's no match for our superior aim! We've knocked the ball behind him!
He makes it seem like it's a joust...

Quote:

The incredulously sneaky right paddle has bounced the ball back in our direction
Really now...

Quote:

What dishonour! The right paddle has attempted to give us a low blow by aiming the ball below us? What ever shall we do?
Score:
You: 5
Him: 0

Ryuu Jun 4, 2006 03:46 PM

Game is pointless.

Interesting idea, probably an A if it was a project for school, but there's really no value or fun involved when playing it recreationally...

Helloween Jun 4, 2006 04:23 PM

My favourite line was "Our spies indicate that the ball will pass overhead."

I'm ashamed that i played long enough to get score of Me: 6 Him: 0. It was a little disturbing how terrible this game was, but how i couldn't stop. Sort of like a really bloody car accident that you just can't look away from.

Dark Nation Jun 4, 2006 11:23 PM

Well that was a good 2 minutes of wasted glee.

YeOldeButchere Jun 4, 2006 11:51 PM

It's ok for the "Wow, someone actually thought about that" factor. But on my fun scale, it ranks slightly above staring at a wall.

Lukage Jun 5, 2006 12:36 AM

Yeah... :\ Check out my score:

http://www.karber.net/textbased/pong...u=1302&r=0&h=0

then my second time playing:

http://www.karber.net/textbased/pong...435921&r=0&h=0

eriol33 Jun 5, 2006 01:31 AM

lol. What a cute crap. I dont bother to touch it anymore after twice of clicking.

Kazyl Jun 5, 2006 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukage


Why? :tpg:

[edit] Oh wait... I see what you did there. Damn you Lukage.

Mojougwe Jun 5, 2006 05:08 AM

I didn't even bother to play after the first victory.... this is pretty stupid. But interesting also.

Lukage Jun 5, 2006 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazyl
Why? :tpg:

[edit] Oh wait... I see what you did there. Damn you Lukage.

But wait, I set a world record!
http://www.karber.net/textbased/pong...213242&r=0&h=0

Mojougwe Jun 5, 2006 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukage

Haha, I clicked the links first to see the scores and started wonder how that was done. Then immediately I noticed the obvious reason.

Dee Jun 5, 2006 08:47 PM

You: 8
Him: 0

Then I got bored of repetitive answering. :(

zaitsev Jun 17, 2006 12:46 AM

I tried 3 times. All 3 of them:
You : 0
Him : 1

:eyebrow:


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