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Man lives in a garbage dump of 70000 of his own beer cans he drank over several years
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Old May 30, 2006, 04:03 AM Local time: May 30, 2006, 03:03 AM #1 of 14
Red face Man lives in a garbage dump of 70000 of his own beer cans he drank over several years

Originally Posted by http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/beercans.asp
A SINGLE GUY LIVED IN THIS TOWNHOUSE FOR 8 YEARS IN OGDEN, UTAH. THEY THOUGHT HE WAS THE BEST RENTER BECAUSE HE NEVER CALLED OR COMPLAINED AND WAS NEVER LATE ON A PAYMENT. THESE PICTURES DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO WHAT IT REALLY LOOKED LIKE. CENTURY 21 HAD ALREADY MOVED SOME OF THE CANS OUT AND HAD CAVED IN TUNNELS THAT HE HAD MADE TO GET TO THE BEDROOM, BATHROOM, AND KITCHEN.

All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes or any dirty dishes anywhere. Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person. Add to this he was concerned about his health, proved by the fact that he drank a "Light" beer.
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Damn, this guy is nuts. How is this guy still alive pumping all this beer through his body over the years.

Jam it back in, in the dark.





Last edited by Tube; May 30, 2006 at 11:38 AM.
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Old May 30, 2006, 04:49 AM Local time: May 29, 2006, 11:49 PM #2 of 14
:eyebrow: wow... his liver must be ready to go on strike.

How ya doing, buddy?
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Old May 30, 2006, 04:57 AM Local time: May 30, 2006, 10:57 AM #3 of 14
A friend of mine is living in Ogden, UT, maybe it's him

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Old May 30, 2006, 06:21 AM Local time: May 30, 2006, 06:21 PM #4 of 14
Quote:
he was basically a very clean, organized person
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Perfect sarcasm.

Gosh, how did he manage to drink that much.

How ya doing, buddy?
You all think you got good deals, huh? Ha! You frugal and observant shoppers have more to learn.

None of that approaches this:
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The Mr. Methane CD, purchased over ebay for .01¢. Yeah, free shipping. This guy performs all sorts of neat stuff, including the doot doot, doot doot from the Blue Danube.

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Old May 30, 2006, 06:32 AM Local time: May 30, 2006, 12:32 PM #5 of 14
Originally Posted by Tube

Damn, this guy is nuts. How is this guy still alive pumping all this beer through his body over the years.

Probably the same way I'm able to drink Powerade non-stop, then again, Powerade doesn't make your liver eat itself.



I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old May 30, 2006, 06:39 AM Local time: May 30, 2006, 06:39 PM #6 of 14
But drinking 70,000 can? isn't it equal of drinking the whole spiritus?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
You all think you got good deals, huh? Ha! You frugal and observant shoppers have more to learn.

None of that approaches this:
*censored for sake of signature size*
The Mr. Methane CD, purchased over ebay for .01¢. Yeah, free shipping. This guy performs all sorts of neat stuff, including the doot doot, doot doot from the Blue Danube.

Allow me to share a track from this CD. Here ya go.
I think he should have paid you .01¢ instead.
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Old May 30, 2006, 09:30 AM #7 of 14
thats like 23 cans per day
wtf

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Old May 30, 2006, 01:26 PM Local time: May 30, 2006, 11:26 AM #8 of 14
Only in Utah, Tube... Only in Utah...

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Old May 30, 2006, 05:39 PM Local time: May 30, 2006, 04:39 PM #9 of 14
Holy crap that is frightening. How his liver has not shut down on itself and collapsed into a black hole I will never know.

I don't understand how anybody can live like that. =\

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old May 30, 2006, 05:58 PM #10 of 14
Boy, who wouldn't have loved to be the person taking that to the recycling center.

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Old May 31, 2006, 06:34 AM #11 of 14
That's pretty funny. How did he move around the house without crushing them? They look like they're completely intact in the photos.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Old May 31, 2006, 10:27 AM #12 of 14
70,000 cans of beer for 8 years, that's 8,750 cans a year, that's 24.5 cans a day. I might be wrong, but I don't see how no matter type of beer it is drinking that many can be healthy...
As for the bottles themselves, maybe he just likes to collect 'em.

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Old May 31, 2006, 11:59 AM #13 of 14
Too bad Utah isn't a returnables state. If that happened here, with each can being worth 5 cents....that's a return of $3500 if you turned in all the cans.

I'd clean that house out for that much.

How ya doing, buddy?
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