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Tube May 30, 2006 04:03 AM

Man lives in a garbage dump of 70000 of his own beer cans he drank over several years
 
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Originally Posted by http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/beercans.asp
A SINGLE GUY LIVED IN THIS TOWNHOUSE FOR 8 YEARS IN OGDEN, UTAH. THEY THOUGHT HE WAS THE BEST RENTER BECAUSE HE NEVER CALLED OR COMPLAINED AND WAS NEVER LATE ON A PAYMENT. THESE PICTURES DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO WHAT IT REALLY LOOKED LIKE. CENTURY 21 HAD ALREADY MOVED SOME OF THE CANS OUT AND HAD CAVED IN TUNNELS THAT HE HAD MADE TO GET TO THE BEDROOM, BATHROOM, AND KITCHEN.

All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes or any dirty dishes anywhere. Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person. Add to this he was concerned about his health, proved by the fact that he drank a "Light" beer.

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http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/beercans.asp



Damn, this guy is nuts. How is this guy still alive pumping all this beer through his body over the years.

Kung Fu Hamster May 30, 2006 04:49 AM

:eyebrow: wow... his liver must be ready to go on strike.

Musharraf May 30, 2006 04:57 AM

A friend of mine is living in Ogden, UT, maybe it's him

eriol33 May 30, 2006 06:21 AM

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he was basically a very clean, organized person
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Perfect sarcasm.

Gosh, how did he manage to drink that much.

Yume May 30, 2006 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tube

Damn, this guy is nuts. How is this guy still alive pumping all this beer through his body over the years.


Probably the same way I'm able to drink Powerade non-stop, then again, Powerade doesn't make your liver eat itself.

;)

eriol33 May 30, 2006 06:39 AM

But drinking 70,000 can? isn't it equal of drinking the whole spiritus?

rocketdog May 30, 2006 09:30 AM

thats like 23 cans per day
wtf

Paco May 30, 2006 01:26 PM

Only in Utah, Tube... Only in Utah... :tpg:

Dubble May 30, 2006 05:39 PM

Holy crap that is frightening. How his liver has not shut down on itself and collapsed into a black hole I will never know.

I don't understand how anybody can live like that. =\

BIGWORM May 30, 2006 05:58 PM

Boy, who wouldn't have loved to be the person taking that to the recycling center.

Mucknuggle May 31, 2006 06:34 AM

That's pretty funny. How did he move around the house without crushing them? They look like they're completely intact in the photos.

Atomic Duck May 31, 2006 10:27 AM

70,000 cans of beer for 8 years, that's 8,750 cans a year, that's 24.5 cans a day. I might be wrong, but I don't see how no matter type of beer it is drinking that many can be healthy...
As for the bottles themselves, maybe he just likes to collect 'em.

pisscart deluxe May 31, 2006 11:59 AM

Too bad Utah isn't a returnables state. If that happened here, with each can being worth 5 cents....that's a return of $3500 if you turned in all the cans.

I'd clean that house out for that much.


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