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Find out if you're currently being raped or have been raped.
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP.
Fuuuuuu- ![]() Jam it back in, in the dark. |
You didn't just post an idiotic forwarded email, right?
I mean, I'm imagining that, yeah? There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Tell you what. Why don't you bend over while I stick my massive manhammer in your lukewarm anus and you can tell me if the note you find in your BRAINFORT tells you my name. Dig?
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Enjoy your rape-induced comatose state, alone. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Didn't they make that Eternal Sonata RPG after this idea?
I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() |
I'm sure they did. After all, the game originated in the land where "RAPE
![]() What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
FELIPE NO
"You can't win, Pilate. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."-Jesus
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You were told this by a guy who will never see vaginal intercourse, much less anal.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Just won't have it. Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Did you know though, statistically four out of five people enjoy gang-rape. There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() ![]() |
Don't they call that bukkake?
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Acute pancreatitis due to rape. Awesome.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() |
This is not concert hall material. =0
haha. I was speaking idiomatically. |
My jokes aren't funny.
![]() What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
It's in Help Desk now eh?
I suggest you shut down and reformat your operating system. FELIPE NO |
Welcome, Welcome now?
Then welcome fantasy world! What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Rape. Fun and games for all the family.
How ya doing, buddy? ![]() ![]() |
LOL FAG! |
Ok it took me 3 re-reads to get the joke, mildly amusing lol
![]() But seriously.... Im scared... There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() |
Playing some group rape games now? Don't know what you played in your basement. Maybe can marshal your invisible dream friends together and lynch the rapist.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I knew a dude who got raped by another dude in the shower. The dude cut the power and then "BAM!" cracked em across the skull with a pistol and raped the shit outta the dude.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() ![]() |
Ha. Fuck you buddy.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I'm not one of your shower pals, friend.
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My point is, "What if?" and please don't tell my girlfriend! How ya doing, buddy? ![]() |
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