Find out if you're currently being raped or have been raped.
 

It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP.


Fuuuuuu-:twitch:

You didn't just post an idiotic forwarded email, right?

I mean, I'm imagining that, yeah?

Tell you what. Why don't you bend over while I stick my massive manhammer in your lukewarm anus and you can tell me if the note you find in your BRAINFORT tells you my name. Dig?

Will this earn me my brown wings?

You're lying, you can't read properly in dreams.

Enjoy your rape-induced comatose state, alone.

Didn't they make that Eternal Sonata RPG after this idea?

I'm sure they did. After all, the game originated in the land where "RAPE :gonk:" is like saying "HELLO! =^-^="

Not unless you're part of the secondary, shitty air division, ran by Baron's version of Colonel Klink. At least that's what I've been told.

You were told this by a guy who will never see vaginal intercourse, much less anal.

He'll see it.

Just won't have it.

I'm pretty sure this was the main plot in Alundra too.

Did you know though, statistically four out of five people enjoy gang-rape.

Don't they call that bukkake?

Acute pancreatitis due to rape. Awesome.

This is not concert hall material. =0
haha.

My jokes aren't funny. :(

It's in Help Desk now eh?

I suggest you shut down and reformat your operating system.

Welcome, Welcome now?

Then welcome fantasy world!

Rape. Fun and games for all the family.

Ok it took me 3 re-reads to get the joke, mildly amusing lol :)




But seriously.... Im scared...

Playing some group rape games now? Don't know what you played in your basement. Maybe can marshal your invisible dream friends together and lynch the rapist.

I knew a dude who got raped by another dude in the shower. The dude cut the power and then "BAM!" cracked em across the skull with a pistol and raped the shit outta the dude.

Harsh, Z-mode.

Ha. Fuck you buddy.

I'm not one of your shower pals, friend.

What if you're girlfriend realizes you've been raping her all along, and that first date? The whole thing never happened. The double espresso was a double-fisted attack on her butt. Yes, her butt! Unbelievable!

My point is, "What if?" and please don't tell my girlfriend!