PETA loves the titties.

So it looks as if PETA wants to substitute cows for women in terms of using milk. So, in theory, PETA wants to start "women farms" to give cows and calves a break. Using this logic that they have on cows, one can only assume the same would be true for female milking.

Source: PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk - News Story - WPTZ Plattsburgh

Quote:

WATERBURY, Vt. -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.

"PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the statement says.

I see this going to the sewers very quickly, but I decided to give it a shot in general first.

How ya doing, buddy?

Already happening in China, yo.

On a small scale basis of course.

Five years ago.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

This from the country that eats cats and dogs, and has an overabundance of peasant women. Pardon me if I'm not surprised.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well, if this takes off, I'm going to get a degree in agriculture. I can be in charge of breeding.

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

overabundance of peasant women.

How's that?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Lots of poor, rural villagers who would be willing to sell their breast milk to escape abject poverty. That's where the restaurant in Zerg's article got its milk from.

I was speaking idiomatically.