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Robo Jesus · Local time: Jul 18, 2007, 02:12 PM

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LARGO, Fla. - A 38-year-old man was arrested after he called 911 and told a dispatcher he was surrounded by police officers and needed help, authorities said.

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Chaotic · Jul 18, 2007, 05:06 PM

Three words.

What the fuck?

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Des · Jul 19, 2007, 11:03 PM

oooookaaaaaay. You really have to wonder what was going through the dispatcher mind at that point

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Infernal Monkey · Local time: Jul 20, 2007, 02:08 PM

But maybe he was calling 911 for the fire department. Maybe he was ON FIRE. Maybe the police officers standing around him laughing were ALSO ON FIRE. Maybe the BAR was ON FIRE. He was just trying to save the day.

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Mucknuggle · Jul 20, 2007, 04:16 AM

Some people are just amazing.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Zurui chibi · Local time: Jul 20, 2007, 06:46 AM

Next week, he'll call the cops on the cops that are confiscating his marijuana.

Wow...inbreeding at it's finest. Maybe he's related to the tiny brain man!

Almost worthy of a Darwin Award. ^_^

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Shenlon · Jul 20, 2007, 08:55 AM

maybe he thought he sort of found a loophole which allows cops to attack other cops and in all between the chaos the man just steals a cop car and uses the radio from the car and reports a wild mob where the cops are fighting.

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DragoonKain · Jul 21, 2007, 03:40 AM

Hilarious. Go down comedically.

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Yggdrasil · Local time: Jul 21, 2007, 01:49 PM

That man is a true winner. I wonder how in the world he reached the conclusion that he should call 911 to dig himself out of the situation "Oh shit, I'm being tracked by the police, maybe I should call 911 to get the cops on them, they're different, right?"

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janus zeal · Jul 21, 2007, 07:02 PM

Wow, just wow.

What is wrong with people in this state?

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Nautilus · Jul 28, 2007, 12:44 AM

That guy's mother took a dump in the gene pool when she had him.

And man did he get owned. One year in prison and $1k in fines.

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Kaze · Aug 4, 2007, 11:17 PM

crack! its a hella of a drug.

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Awndra · Local time: Aug 5, 2007, 05:27 PM

It might be like one of those action movies where ne group of police is corrupt, and one lone cop is trying to fight for truth. At every turn he's being sabatoged by this evil faction of police. Maybe...just maybe...a mental defect will call the dispatcher and alert him of a chance to feee his wife and child from the de facto police leader, Dr. Wamblesauce. Someone call Bruce Willis, I have a project for him.

I was speaking idiomatically.

RainMan · Local time: Aug 6, 2007, 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by Awndra

It might be like one of those action movies where ne group of police is corrupt, and one lone cop is trying to fight for truth. At every turn he's being sabatoged by this evil faction of police. Maybe...just maybe...a mental defect will call the dispatcher and alert him of a chance to feee his wife and child from the de facto police leader, Dr. Wamblesauce. Someone call Bruce Willis, I have a project for him.

Sly beat you to it.

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Sir-Sabin · Aug 6, 2007, 03:09 AM

does he have a brain or did he lose it?

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RainMan · Local time: Aug 6, 2007, 05:25 PM

Well, sly isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer...but in his defense, he did shoot someone's brains out. Does that count?

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