Man calls 911 to save him from police
 

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I don't know about any of you, but I love the hiccups in the human genome.

Three words.

What the fuck?

oooookaaaaaay. You really have to wonder what was going through the dispatcher mind at that point

But maybe he was calling 911 for the fire department. Maybe he was ON FIRE. Maybe the police officers standing around him laughing were ALSO ON FIRE. Maybe the BAR was ON FIRE. He was just trying to save the day.

Some people are just amazing.

Next week, he'll call the cops on the cops that are confiscating his marijuana.

Wow...inbreeding at it's finest. Maybe he's related to the tiny brain man!

Almost worthy of a Darwin Award. ^_^

maybe he thought he sort of found a loophole which allows cops to attack other cops and in all between the chaos the man just steals a cop car and uses the radio from the car and reports a wild mob where the cops are fighting.

Hilarious. Go down comedically.

That man is a true winner. I wonder how in the world he reached the conclusion that he should call 911 to dig himself out of the situation "Oh shit, I'm being tracked by the police, maybe I should call 911 to get the cops on them, they're different, right?"

Wow, just wow.

What is wrong with people in this state?

That guy's mother took a dump in the gene pool when she had him.

And man did he get owned. One year in prison and $1k in fines.

crack! its a hella of a drug.

It might be like one of those action movies where ne group of police is corrupt, and one lone cop is trying to fight for truth. At every turn he's being sabatoged by this evil faction of police. Maybe...just maybe...a mental defect will call the dispatcher and alert him of a chance to feee his wife and child from the de facto police leader, Dr. Wamblesauce. Someone call Bruce Willis, I have a project for him.

Sly beat you to it.

http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/ima...1241-large.jpg

does he have a brain or did he lose it?

Well, sly isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer...but in his defense, he did shoot someone's brains out. Does that count?