How do I close my account?

Want to close my account, can I mod do this for me please?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Just leave it here and we'll take care of it for you.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

What boards actually allow you to close an account? Like the only thing I really know of that lets you do it is LiveJournal and those kinds of things.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hey! He stole my avatar!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I assume most boards ban people then tell them their accounts are "closed".

I was speaking idiomatically.

Another thing you can do is change your password to something you won't remember, like "skjdhfkljasgfksgdf". I did that with all of my Poker accounts after I realized that I was getting addicted.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

But Mush! What if you click on the "I forgot my password!" link and it poops out an email with it to your working email address?! What then?! How can this addiction stop! MADNESS!!! =O

FELIPE NO

Then you change your email address before you go. Seriously, though, why waste an opportunity to go out in a blaze of glory we can all laugh at?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

But Mush! What if you click on the "I forgot my password!" link and it poops out an email with it to your working email address?! What then?! How can this addiction stop! MADNESS!!! =O

Uhh then you have to change the password for your email account as well, I guess. I mean, if you're really willing to do it, you should be able to!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

But then what if you have a "I forgot my password!" link for your email account?! And then for that email and so on! The Internet is a web WITH NO CLEAR EXIT SIGN! HOW DO WE PERSEVERE, MUUUUUUUUSHARRAF?!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Just throw your computer out of the window. Come on, you can do it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

But what about computers that don't belong to me!? Surely those are tapped onto the InterWEBEBEBEBEBEBEB. D=

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

But what about computers that don't belong to me!? Surely those are tapped onto the InterWEBEBEBEBEBEBEB. D=

A friend of mine is a systems admin for the internet, I'll get him to delete your account for you if you want.

I was speaking idiomatically.

You are a terrible liar, good living.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You know, the easiest way to get off the internet is to beat the final boss. So far, no one's been able to successfully complete this mission.

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Why would you want to close the account? It doesn't charge you money (or does it?)

I SHALL NEVER UNDERSTAND.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?