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Dubble · Local time: Dec 15, 2006, 09:21 PM

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http://news.aol.co.uk/man-throws-pig...08104309990014

Quote:

A US man in West Point, Mississippi, has been fined nearly £150 after throwing a pig at a hotel receptionist.

Kevin Pugh, 20, admitted breaching the peace by tossing a pig over the counter at the Holiday Inn Express.

According to policeman Danny McCaskill, the incident happened when Pugh walked into the hotel and threw the 60-pound pig over the counter.

"This was the silliest thing I've ever seen," Mr McCaskill said.

"He said it was a prank. It must be some redneck thing, because I haven't ever heard of anything like it."

McCaskill said four more similar incidents involving animal tossing were reported from separate West Point businesses. In two incidents a pig was tossed and two of the incidents involved possums.

"Almost every officer we had was involved because the incidents kept happening at different hours," McCaskill said.

I knew this shit had to take place down south even before I read the story. I. JUST. KNEW IT.

Fucking Mississippi. AAAAGGGGHHH!!!! >_<

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Muzza · Local time: Dec 16, 2006, 01:26 PM

Heh, pretty strange. Even if it were a prank, were the two having an argument or disagreement or something similar? Or was it completely and utterly random?

Regardless, it sounds like an, err...heinous crime. I can just imagine the receptionist's face when he lifts the pig above his head. O_O" I'd rather have a pig thrown at me than a possum though.

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Dubble · Local time: Dec 15, 2006, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by Devoxycontin

What do they throw in Alabama?

Black people depending on who you ask and what parts of Alabama you're in... -____-

Originally Posted by Devoxycontin

"That pig's a good fer eatin' what the fuck was he thinkin'?"

Wastin' good ol' chitlin's likes dat. LAWD HAVE MERCIES!!!

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Why Am I Allowed to Have Gray Paint · Local time: Dec 16, 2006, 03:53 AM

"Some folks'll never eat a skunk and then again some folk'll - like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel."

Tossing a pig (pun-intended)? He should be punished for animal abuse.

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Such a Lust for Revenge! · Local time: Dec 17, 2006, 10:27 PM

That's pretty awesome, and created a great thread title. Extra credit for use of the word LOB.

This fucker never tried to run away afterwards? Where did he get the pig/animals from? Maybe he didn't run off because he wanted the animals back.

I was speaking idiomatically.

russ · Local time: Dec 17, 2006, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by Dubble

Black people depending on who you ask and what parts of Alabama you're in... -____-

Well we don't do that in central Alabama, so what part are you talking about?

Also, Mississippi is far worse than Alabama as far as being low class and redneck.

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Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon · Dec 17, 2006, 11:50 PM

Quote:

A US man in West Point, Mississippi, has been fined nearly £150 after throwing a pig at a hotel receptionist.

£150??

Are you seriously telling us that this guy has been fined in British currency?

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russ · Local time: Dec 17, 2006, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

£150??

Are you seriously telling us that this guy has been fined in British currency?

http://news.aol.co.uk/man-throws-pig-at-receptionist/article/20061208104309990014

I think it was just stated in those terms to better relate to the target audience.

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Metal Sphere · Dec 17, 2006, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

£150??

Are you seriously telling us that this guy has been fined in British currency?

I thought the same thing until I noticed the url.

What on the hell would make someone chuck a damn pig, period? Let alone sixty pound pig, in a hotel, as a prank.

Love the caption underneath the pig picture:

Quote:

Beware of the pig

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Why Am I Allowed to Have Gray Paint · Local time: Dec 18, 2006, 05:29 AM

Like tossing the caber in the Scottish Highlands, tossing the pig is an ancient ritual used to express masculinity and prowess to other yokels. The winner is the one whose pig screams the loudest.

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Balcony Heckler · Local time: Dec 18, 2006, 10:02 AM

well, he got the chitlin's gone, now where's he gonna throw the grits while he hoots and hollers while his family plays the theme from Deliverance

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Chibi Neko · Local time: Dec 18, 2006, 10:40 AM

Guess the receptionist will remember that day as 'the day pigs flew'

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guyinrubbersuit · Local time: Dec 18, 2006, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

£150??

Are you seriously telling us that this guy has been fined in British currency?

That would be hilarious! Do you think he would've paid it by giving them a 150 pound pig?

And the south fucking sucks. The Gulf of Mexico needs to devour it already.

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Drex · Local time: Dec 18, 2006, 05:21 PM

Can you imagine the receptionist's journal that night?

"Dear diary,

Today was mostly okay. I found some great shoes at the mall in the morning shopping with Beatrice. I think they were Adidas! Anyway, after we went to the mall I had to go to work. I don't really like working 2:00-10:00, but they pay well and I'm allowed to eat at my desk. But anyway guess what? I had this huge pig hurled at me today at work! Right over the counter! I mean, okay, maybe the pig wasn't THAT huge, but I can't believe it! A pig! I got so fed up I went over to Diane's diner and ordered me some bacon and eggs with extra bacon."

Dunno why a redneck would want to part with a pig, though.

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Such a Lust for Revenge! · Local time: Dec 18, 2006, 06:23 PM

Didn't notice the URL either. So this is the type of shit the UK'z reporting about Americans?

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Chaotic · Dec 18, 2006, 08:03 PM

I'm surprised they didn't think much of a man walking into a hotel with a pig.

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The Wise Vivi · Local time: Dec 19, 2006, 02:01 AM

That is darn peculiar. Like, a prank? Throwing a pig over the counter? There are some things I will never understand about some American culture.

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Ninjacat · Local time: Dec 19, 2006, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by The Wise Vivi

That is darn peculiar. Like, a prank? Throwing a pig over the counter? There are some things I will never understand about some American culture.

If you don't understand the zen of tossing chubby livestock at desk workers I just don't know what's wrong with you!

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YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE · Local time: Dec 19, 2006, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by The Wise Vivi

That is darn peculiar. Like, a prank? Throwing a pig over the counter? There are some things I will never understand about some American culture.

Times like this make me wish the Union just let the Confederacy become independent.

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