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 Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006 
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Breaking news, consumers are big fans of Data Design Interactive's reheated diarrhea!
            Out of garbage bags. The world of PAL budget gaming steps it up another notch! ... By porting over their three year old PlayStation 2 games to Wii! I'm both amused and horrified! Data Design rivals Phoenix Games with quality, but as an exclusive feature to enrage the consumer even further, many of these games are clones. Like Action Girlz Racing is the exact same thing as Super Kart GP, just different characters. Hamster Heroes? It's also Orbs of Doom! OOOORBS OF DOOOOM! Billy the Wizard is a new one! Oh wait no, it's just  They got in deep shit for this game when they announced it years ago. I wonder why.  I've only had the pure delight of playing one of these games before, London Taxi Rushour. Only one h, it's all we neeeeed. It's a Crazy Taxi rip off that lets you drive through walls that aren't supposed to be driven through. Really great game, made me very emotional. It also had a camera angle that put you behind the steering wheel, which turned in the wrong direction all the time. Attention to detail!  "Hey guys what's goin' on who wants to come for a ride in my taxi we'll have fun seriously wow why are there crates everywhere?" Here's the publishers site, where you can view eye popping screenshots if you dare. I'm looking forward to see what magic they can do with the Wii controller here. These will be the greatest games on the system forever, discuss! Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 633 Level 45.75 Mar 2006
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NINJABREAD MAN FTW!!
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006
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Orbs of doom is some homoertoic game, right?
How ya doing, buddy?  John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006
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Yeah pretty much.
  I can't even understand what's happening in these screens, does the little snowman boy wish he could escape the Nintendo 64 texture land or something? "OH HOW I WISH I WAS DEAD..." I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 3476 Level 53.02 Mar 2006
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It's times like these I'm proud and happy to be a PAL citizen. Those games look incredibly exciting and above all in-depth. My personal favourites happen to be Action GIRLZ Racing (*emphasizes the "GIRLZ") and Hamster Heroes (*emphasizes the whole damn thing*). *collapses due to overwhelming amount of emphasis*
Oh Data Design Interactive, how I love you so. You give my life I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 354 Level 20.96 Mar 2006
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Man, I'd buy all these games just for the awesome box art!
 AAAUAUAUAUAUAGGGGHHHH. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?  Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and the going of Him. |
Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006
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Ahahaha ='D
More EXCITING information has been revealed!
FELIPE NO |
 Member 16 Level 47.67 Feb 2006
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They've been developing games for the Wii for 24 years now! =ooo
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?  |
Member 3476 Level 53.02 Mar 2006
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Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 6422 Level 41.55 May 2006
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There's nowhere I can't reach.  |
Member 224 Level 20.94 Mar 2006
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  WITH XTREME ZOMBIES AND GUITAR MELEE This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 4367 Level 10.22 Mar 2006
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Ninjabread man? That title alone "sounds" a lot more decent then the rest of them...
How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 12969 Level 21.07 Sep 2006
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Oh my sweet deity.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?  Anime lover, gamer, and dreamer |
Member 1399 Level 25.03 Mar 2006
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Why do these games have the best graphics of any Wii screenshots I have seen posted yet? Or, are these the PS2 versions and therefore the Wii versions will have worse graphics? They clearly are going to corner the market by mastering the Wii graphics hardware where others, such as the "rail-clinging lava dancing man with arrow" have failed!!
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little, and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there. Too much – the best of us is washed away…" - G'Kar
Last edited by speculative; Feb 28, 2007 at 02:45 PM.
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Member 1023 Level 27.04 Mar 2006
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If they'd just keep all their shit on one console... I'm both lolling and being sad, because Wii's the new target for their shitty games.
And I think Ninjabreadman looks great. But I know it's as shit as all the other games. They probably doesn't even use the Wiimote for anything. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?  |
Member 10186 Level 12.97 Jul 2006
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Don't forget that "Earache Xtreme Metal Racing" was designed by "some totally hot teenage goth girl OMG!!" (no, I'm not making that up, that's one of the big selling points of the game)
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 570 Level 40.69 Mar 2006
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Move over Guitar Hero, you have an heir to your mighty throne!
FEAR! It's so rockin' that it's an ADVENTURE! There's nowhere I can't reach. 
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PAL doesn't deserve to keep this shit to themselves. Totally going to mod my Wii whenever they figure out how to deregion it for everything.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. 
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 Member 11 Level 61.64 Feb 2006
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Member 694 Level 15.42 Mar 2006
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I just shat myself. How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 629 Level 46.64 Mar 2006
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blol. Look at screenshots for Ninjabread Man & that Dreamland one.
Looks EXACTLY THE SAME. I was speaking idiomatically.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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They all use the same engine and they don't even try to hide it. Over half of those games use the same character head in the upper left corner with a bunch of hearts next to it.
Apparently their GODS2006 engine will be so drastically different that it'll allow for zombie hunting using cars and guitars. Sweet! What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Member 11 Level 61.64 Feb 2006
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Member 1161 Level 21.66 Mar 2006
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The artwork alone is
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Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006
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Okay, because I know these are HOT titles and you guys are pre-ordering them all, I've uploaded whatever trailers to mah UTubGirl account.
Lovely frame rates.  How ya doing, buddy? |
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Member 3476 Level 53.02 Mar 2006
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Seriously, these games' graphics shit all over Odin Sphere's. That beautiful art just looks so pathetic compared to these. I mean just look:
  Oh this comparison makes me laugh. In more ways than one. That there was the clincher for me to pre-order Action GIRLZ Racing. Oh how awfully embarrassing...this game is for girls! But I shall still buy it and enjoy it. (Seriously seriously...MY EYES! THEY BURN!) Oh by the way, these games better have soundtrack releases. I can see those featured tracks on my playlist. Most amazing jew boots
Last edited by Muzza; Mar 1, 2007 at 01:53 AM.
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