Breaking news, consumers are big fans of Data Design Interactive's reheated diarrhea!
 

The world of PAL budget gaming steps it up another notch! ... By porting over their three year old PlayStation 2 games to Wii! I'm both amused and horrified! Data Design rivals Phoenix Games with quality, but as an exclusive feature to enrage the consumer even further, many of these games are clones. Like Action Girlz Racing is the exact same thing as Super Kart GP, just different characters. Hamster Heroes? It's also Orbs of Doom! OOOORBS OF DOOOOM!

Billy the Wizard is a new one! Oh wait no, it's just

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/4...yhatterri1.jpg

They got in deep shit for this game when they announced it years ago. I wonder why. :cmb:
I've only had the pure delight of playing one of these games before, London Taxi Rushour. Only one h, it's all we neeeeed. It's a Crazy Taxi rip off that lets you drive through walls that aren't supposed to be driven through. Really great game, made me very emotional. It also had a camera angle that put you behind the steering wheel, which turned in the wrong direction all the time. Attention to detail!

http://217.199.176.105/item_images/s...n_big_18_7.jpg
"Hey guys what's goin' on who wants to come for a ride in my taxi we'll have fun seriously wow why are there crates everywhere?"

Here's the publishers site, where you can view eye popping screenshots if you dare. I'm looking forward to see what magic they can do with the Wii controller here. These will be the greatest games on the system forever, discuss!

Orbs of doom is some homoertoic game, right?

Yeah pretty much.

http://217.199.176.105/item_images/s...n_big_51_3.jpg http://217.199.176.105/item_images/s...n_big_51_2.jpg

I can't even understand what's happening in these screens, does the little snowman boy wish he could escape the Nintendo 64 texture land or something? "OH HOW I WISH I WAS DEAD..."

It's times like these I'm proud and happy to be a PAL citizen. Those games look incredibly exciting and above all in-depth. My personal favourites happen to be Action GIRLZ Racing (*emphasizes the "GIRLZ") and Hamster Heroes (*emphasizes the whole damn thing*). *collapses due to overwhelming amount of emphasis*

Oh Data Design Interactive, how I love you so. You give my life no meaning!

Man, I'd buy all these games just for the awesome box art!

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2...dboxartod6.jpg
AAAUAUAUAUAUAGGGGHHHH.

Ahahaha ='D

More EXCITING information has been revealed!

HALF A MILLION COPIES HOLY HELL the video game consumers are very wise today, yes yes. And I like that their idea of getting excited over the controller is to port PS2 games. That is exciting! Also WOW Earache Extreme Metal Racing, what an inviting name! That will be GOTY! EXCITING!

They've been developing games for the Wii for 24 years now! =ooo

Oh man that game must be so hardcore. I mean, just look at who the developers are!

This game is coming to Wii? Sweet god yes it will be hilarious.

Yeeeah buddy it is.

http://217.199.176.105/item_images/s...n_big_78_1.jpg http://217.199.176.105/item_images/s...n_big_78_4.jpg

WITH XTREME ZOMBIES AND GUITAR MELEE

Ninjabread man? That title alone "sounds" a lot more decent then the rest of them...

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/9...410ps21sz4.jpg

Ninjabread Man is always angry Angry ANGRY.


How was it they came to think "This might sell"?

Oh my sweet deity.

Why do these games have the best graphics of any Wii screenshots I have seen posted yet? Or, are these the PS2 versions and therefore the Wii versions will have worse graphics? They clearly are going to corner the market by mastering the Wii graphics hardware where others, such as the "rail-clinging lava dancing man with arrow" have failed!! :tpg:

If they'd just keep all their shit on one console... I'm both lolling and being sad, because Wii's the new target for their shitty games.

And I think Ninjabreadman looks great. But I know it's as shit as all the other games. They probably doesn't even use the Wiimote for anything.

Don't forget that "Earache Xtreme Metal Racing" was designed by "some totally hot teenage goth girl OMG!!" (no, I'm not making that up, that's one of the big selling points of the game)

Move over Guitar Hero, you have an heir to your mighty throne!

FEAR! http://gonintendo.com/wp-content/pho...uresboxart.jpg

It's so rockin' that it's an ADVENTURE!

PAL doesn't deserve to keep this shit to themselves. Totally going to mod my Wii whenever they figure out how to deregion it for everything.

lol Ninjabreadman......

I just shat myself.

blol. Look at screenshots for Ninjabread Man & that Dreamland one.

Looks EXACTLY THE SAME.

They all use the same engine and they don't even try to hide it. Over half of those games use the same character head in the upper left corner with a bunch of hearts next to it.

Apparently their GODS2006 engine will be so drastically different that it'll allow for zombie hunting using cars and guitars. Sweet!

The artwork alone is :tpg:

http://gonintendo.com/wp-content/pho...uresboxart.jpg

I just dropped my track will someone please help me find it

Okay, because I know these are HOT titles and you guys are pre-ordering them all, I've uploaded whatever trailers to mah UTubGirl account.

YouTube Video

YouTube Video

YouTube Video

Lovely frame rates. :gonk:

Seriously, these games' graphics shit all over Odin Sphere's. That beautiful art just looks so pathetic compared to these. I mean just look:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57...IRLZRacing.jpghttp://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57...OdinSphere.jpg
Oh this comparison makes me laugh. In more ways than one.

That there was the clincher for me to pre-order Action GIRLZ Racing. Oh how awfully embarrassing...this game is for girls! But I shall still buy it and enjoy it.

(Seriously seriously...MY EYES! THEY BURN!)

Oh by the way, these games better have soundtrack releases. I can see those featured tracks on my playlist.