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Old Nov 28, 2006, 07:42 AM #1 of 33
Weird Song Titles

Some song titles are just... well, you know. I personally always enjoy a little intelligent randomness. List some of the weirdest song (and movie, if you'd like) titles you've heard.

Relient K - May the Horse Be With You
Margot & the Nuclear So and So's - Jen is Bringing the Drugs
Margot & the Nuclear So and So's - Paper Kitten Nightmare
Juliana Theory - To the Tune of 5,000 Screaming Children

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Old Nov 28, 2006, 07:55 AM Local time: Nov 28, 2006, 04:55 AM #2 of 33
All of Impaled Northern Moonforest's songs.

- Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats Of The North
- Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemyous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis
- Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Slope Of The Northern Mountain
- Bloodlustfully Praising Satans Unholy Allmightyness In The Woods At Midnight
- Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy
- Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjering Wintergoat
- Masturbating On The Unholy And Inverted Tracks Of The Grim And Frostbitten Necrobobsledders
- Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiizmtsath
- Lustfully Worshiping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortem
- Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf
- Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath
- Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse
- Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar

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Old Nov 28, 2006, 07:59 AM #3 of 33
Wow, holy crap, ramoth! Those are very, very long-winded song names. I wonder how they fit them on the album cover? They probably have to abbreviate them.

"LWTIMWSKTINON"

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Old Nov 28, 2006, 08:08 AM Local time: Nov 28, 2006, 05:08 AM #4 of 33
Originally Posted by blue
Wow, holy crap, ramoth! Those are very, very long-winded song names. I wonder how they fit them on the album cover? They probably have to abbreviate them.

"LWTIMWSKTINON"
The entire "album" is ten minutes. The longest song is 1:02 and the shortest is 0:22. Consists mostly of growling, knee slapping, acoustic guitaring and rock organing. The "genre" is Acoustic Black Metal. The guy who created the band is involved with another band called Anal Cunt. I suggest looking them up on WP -- I'm not gonna link it because, well, you'll see. One of the tamest song titles of theirs is: "Windchimes Are Gay."

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Old Nov 28, 2006, 08:57 AM Local time: Nov 28, 2006, 07:57 AM #5 of 33
There is work by La Monte Young titled: The Tortoise Recalling the Drone of the Holy Numbers as they were Revealed in the Dreams of the Whirlwind and the Obsidian Gong, Illuminated by the Sawmill, the Green Sawtooth Ocelot and the High-Tension Line Stepdown Transformer.

I guess it can't get much stranger than that for him.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Old Nov 28, 2006, 09:12 AM Local time: Nov 28, 2006, 02:12 PM #6 of 33
Age of Silence - "The Idea of Independence And The Reason Why It's Austere"
Dream Theater - "Puppies on Acid"
Dream Theater - "Kittens on Crack"
Estradasphere - "The Terrible Beautypower of Meow"
Interlock - "RMX DSM (The Bukkake Sessions)"
Korpiklaani - "ManCanGoEvenThroughTheGreyStone"
Liquid Tension Experiment - "Chris And Kevin's Excellent Adventure"
Liquid Tension Experiment - "Three Minute Warning" (This one is over half an hour long)
The Project Hate MCMXCIX - "I Smell Like Jesus...Dead"
Quorthon - "Hump For Fun"
The Chariot - "Someday, In the Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What It Is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands of People are Going to be Shocked and Perplexed to Find Out That It Was Not Them. Sometimes This Includes Me."

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Old Nov 28, 2006, 09:42 AM Local time: Nov 28, 2006, 04:42 PM #7 of 33
Most of Zimmer's Hole songs, given their style of parody metal:

- The Hole Is The Law
- Two-Headed Anal Baby
- Death To The Dodgers Of Soap
- Gospel Sodomy Boy On Blow
- Satan Is A Gay Pornstar
- The Death Of The Resurrection Of The Death Of Metal

And the band with the most ridiculous name ever, Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis:

- Infection Voluptose For The Aroma Of Vaginal Vomit
- Uroporfironogenodescarboxilandome Y Pustulandome Con Tu Anorgasmita Exaclorobencenosisticarial Sexo Traumatizante
- Putridexpulsion Diphyllobothrium Of The Vaginal Cavity
- Satyriasis And Nymphomania (Apocalipsex End)

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Old Nov 28, 2006, 11:08 PM Local time: Nov 28, 2006, 09:08 PM #8 of 33
I've always been a fan of "The Glorious Liberation of the People's Technocratic Republic of Vinland by the Combined Forces of the United Territories of Europa" and "Thir13teen" by Type O Negative. I say the latter one as "thir-thirteen-teen".

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Old Nov 28, 2006, 11:15 PM Local time: Nov 28, 2006, 10:15 PM #9 of 33
My pick has to go to "Making Love To A Vampire With A Monkey On My Knee" by Captain Beefheart, with a nod to Ass Coffee's "The Dry Land Just Wants Your Affection, Kissy Girl". Weird stuff, all around.

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Old Nov 28, 2006, 11:52 PM #10 of 33
I like that second one, knkwzrd. But who the heck names their band "Ass Coffee"??? (I kinda like it.)

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Old Nov 29, 2006, 12:00 AM Local time: Nov 28, 2006, 10:00 PM #11 of 33
Minus The Bear is pretty much notorious for their ridiculously random song names.

Lemurs, Man, Lemurs
Is That a Ninja Up There?
Thanks for the Killer Game of Crisco Twister
Hey, Wanna Throw Up?
You Kill Bugs Good, Man
Damn Bugs Whacked Him, Johnny
Let's Play Guitar in a Five Guitar Band
Monkey!!! Knife!!! Fight!!!
Pantsuit... Ugh

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Old Nov 29, 2006, 12:01 AM Local time: Nov 29, 2006, 02:31 AM #12 of 33
not so much for the title, but one of the best screwed up lyrics ever, and pretty damn catchy:

http://www.homestarrunner.com/fhqwhgads.html

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Old Nov 29, 2006, 12:09 AM Local time: Nov 29, 2006, 12:09 AM #13 of 33
Originally Posted by Yamamanama
The Texhnolyze OSTs have some oddities. Specifically, Delusional Overture, Spleen, Purity of Blade and Sentimenality, and Mayfly Wild Dance.

Aphex Twin's Druqks album has some weird ones, Meltphace 6 being the only one I can remember. Think monkey with keyboard.
I don't think Engrish counts.

Progressive and psychadelic bands are pretty much notorious for this, so it is with great pleasure that I bring to your attention:

Dredg - Traversing Through The Arctic Cold We Search For the Spirit of Yuta
Dredg - The Tanbark is Hot Lava
Dredg - An Elephant is in the Delta Waves
Amon Tobin - Easy Muffin
Basically every Post-rock song ever made
Lemon Jelly - Staunton Lick
Our Lady Peace - Happiness & The Fish
Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond
Rob Zombie - Grease Paint and Monkey Brains
Saosin - They Perched on Their Stilts, Pointing and Daring Me to Break Custom
The Mars Volta (pretty much everything, but my favorite includes) Plant a Nail in the Navel Stream
Xploding Plastix - Treat Me Mean, I Need The Reputation
Boy Hits Car - As I Watch the Sun Fuck the Ocean
David Bowie - Bring me The Disco King

and finally, my trump card:
Porcupine Tree - Message From a Self-Destructing Turnip
Porcupine Tree - Baby Dream in Cellophane

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Nov 29, 2006, 12:20 AM #14 of 33
Demilich's " The Putrefyin Road in the Ninteenth Extremity (Somewhere Inside the Bowl" and " When the Sun Drank the Weight of Water ".

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Old Nov 29, 2006, 12:22 AM Local time: Nov 28, 2006, 11:22 PM #15 of 33
One of my favorite songs is called Mayonaise by the Smashing Pumpkins. They have lots of weird song titles, but Mayonaise is especially funny. A reporter asked Billy Corgan why he named the song Mayonaise, and he said, "I looked in my fridge."

Here are the lyrics:
Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it
Doomed
Pick your pocket full of sorrow
Run away with me tomorrow
June

We'll try and ease the pain
Somehow we'll feel the same
Well, no one knows
Where our secrets go

I send a heart to all my dearies
When your life is so, so dreary
Dream
I'm rumored to the straight and narrow
While the harlots of my perils
Scream

And I fail
But when I can, I will
Try to understand
The way I can, I will

Mother weep the years I'm missing
All our time can't be given
Back
Shut my mouth and strike the demons
Cursed you and your reasons
Out of hand and out of season
Out of love and out of feeling
So bad

When I can, I will
Words defy the plans
When I can, I will

Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it
Tall enough to always feel it
Always older, I'll always feel this

No more promise no more sorrow
No longer will I follow
Can anybody hear me
I just want to be me
When I can, I will
Try to understand
The way I can, I will


He wrote the song cause he had picked up a really cheap guitar for about 60bucks that made this weird whistle feedback noise. He figured that he'd just include it in a song instead of ditching the guitar altogether.

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Old Nov 29, 2006, 12:31 AM #16 of 33
What about Panic! At The Disco "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out" album tracklist?

1. Introduction
2. Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage
3. London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines
4. Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks
5. Camisado
6. Time to Dance
7. Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
8. Intermission
9. But It's Better If You Do
10. I Write Sins Not Tragedies
11. I Constantly Thank God for Esteban
12. There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet
13. Build God, Then We'll Talk

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Old Nov 29, 2006, 12:53 AM #17 of 33
Originally Posted by kat
Minus The Bear is pretty much notorious for their ridiculously random song names.

Lemurs, Man, Lemurs
Is That a Ninja Up There?
Thanks for the Killer Game of Crisco Twister
Hey, Wanna Throw Up?
You Kill Bugs Good, Man
Damn Bugs Whacked Him, Johnny
Let's Play Guitar in a Five Guitar Band
Monkey!!! Knife!!! Fight!!!
Pantsuit... Ugh
Those are definitely my favorite so far. What band is this, exactly? Is it obscure? What genre? I suppose I could get off my lazy butt and look it up.......................................

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Old Nov 29, 2006, 12:59 AM #18 of 33
I am about to win the thread with the second track from Aphex Twin's Windowlicker:



That's the track's title. You cannot top that.

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Old Nov 29, 2006, 01:29 AM #19 of 33
Wow, you can't even TYPE the track's title. Slightly annoying, but math always makes me drool a little (or, more appropriately, people who can do math).

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Old Nov 29, 2006, 01:55 AM Local time: Nov 29, 2006, 12:55 AM #20 of 33
From the Devil May Cry soundtack, just hilariously titled and worked out well with the tracklisting (I just noticed these recently too), well, specifically for 30 and 31. But year, 30 and 31 get the LOL from me.

14 - Masami Ueda - "Final Penetration (Underworld Stage)"
25 - Masami Ueda - "Bloody Bladder (Escape from the Underworld)"
30 - Misao Senbongi - "I'm Coming! (Escape)"
31 - Misao Senbongi - "Blue Orgasm (Blue Sky)"

Heh, actually I guess they're more sexual than weird.

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Old Nov 29, 2006, 04:15 AM Local time: Nov 29, 2006, 01:15 AM #21 of 33
Originally Posted by blue
Those are definitely my favorite so far. What band is this, exactly? Is it obscure? What genre? I suppose I could get off my lazy butt and look it up.......................................
Minus The Bear are, according to Wikipedia, "Indie rock, Jazz-rock". I'd have to agree. Good stuff there.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Nov 29, 2006, 02:47 PM Local time: Nov 29, 2006, 02:47 PM #22 of 33
What I can come up with from the top of my head (Be Prepared...):

"Fuck You And Your Cat" Goldfinger
"Several Species of Small Furry Mammals Jamming In A Cave With A Pick" Pink Floyd
"Halo of Pubic Hair and Earwax" Rudimentary Peni

The Dead Milkmen:
Spoiler:

"Peter Bazooka"
"The Girl With The Strong Arm"
"Helicopter Interiors"
"The Man Who Rides The Bus"
"Smokin' Banana Peels"
"Surfin' Cow"
"Bitchin' Camero"
"Where The Tarantula Lives"
"The Thing That Eats Only Hippies"
"Right Wing Pidgeons"
"Tacoland"
"Laudromat Song"
"Leggo My Ego"
"I Dream Of Jesus"
"Jason's Head"
"Let's Get The Baby High"
"The Infant of Prague Customized My Van"
"The Woman Who Was Also A Mongoose"
"Methodist Colouring Book"
"Part 3"
"I Tripped Over The Ottoman"
"If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire"
"Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes and How!"
"The Conspiracy Song"
"Wonderfully Coloured Plastic War Toys"
"Sri Lanka Sex Hotel"
"Everybody's Got Nice Stuff But Me"
"Nitro Burning Funny Cars"
"(Theme From) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern"
"Vince Lombardi Service Center 018777213127"
"Taking Retards to the Zoo"
"Detachable Penis"


Mindless Self Indulgence:
Spoiler:

"You'll Rebel To Anything (As Long As It's Not Challenging)"
"Two Hookers and an Eight Ball"
"Cocaine and Toupees"
"Dicks Are For My Friends"
"Whipstickagostop"


They Might Be Giants:
Spoiler:

"Ana Ng"
"Cowtown"
"Snowball In Hell"
"Instandbul (Not Constantinople)"
"Your Racist Friend"
"Someone Keeps Moving My Chair"
"I Palindrome I"
"She's Actual Size"
"Statue Got Me High"
"Everything Is Catching On Fire"
"Come On Wreck The Car"
"Dinner Bell"
"Birds Fly (Into My Windsheild)"
"Spider On My Bed"


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Old Nov 29, 2006, 03:12 PM #23 of 33
Originally Posted by cubed
What about Panic! At The Disco "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out" album tracklist?
Agreed.
But Fall Out Boy has a bunch of strangely titled tracks on their album as well.
I'm beginning to think its a "hip trend" in the emo music world.

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Old Nov 29, 2006, 04:55 PM #24 of 33
Oh yeah, I totally forgot about They Might Be Giants. Good call. Also, that's a swell band name. Right up there with Margot & the Nuclear So and So's.

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Old Nov 29, 2006, 09:46 PM Local time: Nov 29, 2006, 07:46 PM #25 of 33
Machinae Supremacy has some odd ones:

Spoiler:

Dubadub Dubadum
Erecta My Hamburger Baby
Knee Deep in the Xoox
R0x0rd teh X0xx0r


Among many

EDIT: Also, Krelian, What album is that "Kittens on Crack" song by DT on. Since I am (clearly) a big Theater fan, I would love to hear it.

I also LOVE Puppies on Acid.

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