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Old Mar 1, 2006, 11:05 PM #1 of 9
Please Read Before Posting

Guidelines for posting and creating threads in The Kitchen:

Threads and replies must provide reasonable discussion. - This should be self-explanatory, by and large. But to break it down, if you introduce a topic, you must provide enough initial material to spur discussion. The first post is extremely important. "List" threads ,"What Is Your Favorite..." and "Recipe post" threads generally fail in this regard and will almost always be closed. If there's nothing much to discuss other than very basic answers, you should strongly consider not creating the thread in the first place.
The same is true for replies. Say something that's worth the time someone else invests in reading it.

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Back up your opinion with a reason of why you think that way. A single word answer doesn’t give other members much insight into the poster, and these posts will be deleted without warning. Members who continually make spammy/grossly off-topic posts will be warned via PM, and banned if the warning is ignored. Posts replying directly to spam posts will also be deleted along with them as they serve no purpose other than causing confusion once the offending post is gone.

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These posts add nothing to the topic and the last example causes an unwelcoming atmosphere, especially when four or five members say exactly the same thing when the reader is obviously not blind. Member moderation is highly discouraged, but a friendly pointer by one member as an afterthought on an on-topic post is understandable.


As always, the general board rules about friendliness and flaming apply to The Kitchen as well. Debate is perfectly fine but don't get carried away with hostility. This forum is not the place for flame wars and all hostile remarks will be swiftly removed without warning and their posters shall be dealt with accordingly.

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Old Mar 2, 2006, 07:46 PM Local time: Mar 3, 2006, 01:46 AM #2 of 9
Are we still allowed the occasional satirical imitation thread if it's done in an entirely positive and clever way?

Obviously I'm gonna concentrate on creating awesome new threads but the occasional spoof never hurt anyone, right?

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Old Mar 8, 2006, 01:23 PM #3 of 9
Why did the name of this forum get changed from "The Kitchen" to "The Fast Food or Packaged Garbage Food Cupboard"? The name is too restrictive, because where can we talk about food that isn't packaged or garbage? =/

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Old Mar 8, 2006, 01:45 PM Local time: Mar 8, 2006, 12:45 PM #4 of 9
But who makes such a thing anymore?

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Old Mar 8, 2006, 02:40 PM #5 of 9
Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland
Why did the name of this forum get changed from "The Kitchen" to "The Fast Food or Packaged Garbage Food Cupboard"? The name is too restrictive, because where can we talk about food that isn't packaged or garbage? =/
Alice, how many gamer geeks to you know who cook real food?

Double Post:
Originally Posted by Sir VG
But who makes such a thing anymore?
Like I said...

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Old Mar 8, 2006, 02:56 PM #6 of 9
Some people around here really do cook real food: Me, Qwarky, Shin...I'm sure there are others.

"The Kitchen" is just a more encompassing name, I think.

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Old Mar 8, 2006, 03:08 PM #7 of 9
Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland
Some people around here really do cook real food: Me, Qwarky, Shin...I'm sure there are others.

"The Kitchen" is just a more encompassing name, I think.

Fair enough. I was under the impression that the sub forum title was a joke based on the fact that many people here don't cook real food.

I just figure the title is in jest so post about real meals, if you want to

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Old Jun 25, 2006, 01:24 PM Local time: Jun 25, 2006, 10:24 AM #8 of 9
Originally Posted by Traumatized Rat
Fair enough. I was under the impression that the sub forum title was a joke based on the fact that many people here don't cook real food.

I just figure the title is in jest so post about real meals, if you want to
Nope. Sorry, only talk of ramen, and related garbage is permitted. End of story.

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Old Oct 27, 2006, 10:23 AM Local time: Oct 27, 2006, 11:23 PM #9 of 9
Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland
Some people around here really do cook real food: Me, Qwarky, Shin...I'm sure there are others.

"The Kitchen" is just a more encompassing name, I think.
I have to agree on this too since I cook real food too. However I don't think many people cook real food. I'm not too sure about the people on GFF though...

edit: oops, I just saw the 2 posts above me...

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