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IT'S A BATMAN, GET IN THE CAR
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I AM BATMAN.
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"We didn't want to take any chances," Shafir said. "We just don't want to put anyone at risk."
But...but Batman is for justice! ;( Haha anyways I can understand the 'precaution' of it, but still...it must be really uneventful over there. |
it was probably just some sort of stupid prank
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Fantastic story though. Three schools locked down because of someone dressed as Batman. |
I've done it. I figured out their master plan. Batman runs across the field and jumps the fence, causing a distraction. While this is going on, Robin activates the car bombs, and sets it up to make it look like the Muslim guy who works at the nearest gas station did it.
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With the world's paranoia these days, it's not suprising, but seen as the last thing Batman did was protest for the rights of fathers in divorced relationships, I don't see why there's so much fuss... |
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But sir, it's day time! |
Maybe they were afraid he was going to pull a boner.
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This is why Batman is my hero ^_^
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*adds this to the list of great things that never happened during his school days*
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I dont see the big deal... we have a kid who walks around in a batman mask all the time on our campus. He almost always has a mask of some sort on, and uses the excuse that it should be Halloween year-round.
Maybe it was him! He just quickly moved across the country... and back again. O_O |
Wasn't me. I was in my Wonderwoman outfit on the 14th... =I
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Me and my cousin once saw someone wearing a spiderman mask climing on a building, now I'll forever wonder what would happen if these two people ran into each other.
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::batman appears:: Spider-man: "Woah buddy, Are you like pretending to be an angel or demon or something?" Batman: "I am... batman" SPM: "WHO are you?" (spoilers: not MIKE JONES) BM: "What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? I--" SPM: "Nope, I'm your friendly neighborhood spider-man!" BM: "And I'm the GODDAMM BATMAN" SPM: "AND I'M FRIENDLY, IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, AND I'M SPIDERMAN!" GODDAMM! FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD! GODDAMM! FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD! ::earthexplodes:: |
I think that if I found that Batman I'd whip his ass. Even if he were screaming the entire time that he was underaged and that it was all in fun. I wouldn't let those pleas stop me from seeing the future headlines of OO whipping Batman's ass.
WATCH OUT SUPERMAN |
Best. Way. To. Get. Out. Of. A. Test. Ever.
This kid is a fucking GENIUS. |
A 6'3" middle schooler? :(
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Batman... Blue... Blue Mikey? BM... Scottsdale. Oh man, this has his written all over it.
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Arizona must be bored.
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Okay, what is wrong with people? You shut down 3 schools because a little kid said he saw Batman? It's one little kid! Did everyone there forget that kids like to make stuff up?
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Desert Arroyo is probably the middle school my sister will be going to in a couple years, so I guess she'll have to be on the lookout now. |
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