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Cirno Feb 15, 2007 05:40 PM
IT'S A BATMAN, GET IN THE CAR
 
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Originally Posted by News Guys
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. Feb 14, 2007 (AP)— To an Arizona middle school, Batman! Three schools in the north Phoenix suburb of Cave Creek were on lockdown for about 45 minutes Wednesday morning after a student at Desert Arroyo Middle School reported seeing a person dressed as Batman run across campus, jump a fence and disappear into the desert, Scottsdale police Sgt. Mark Clark said.

The student described the person as 6 feet 3 inches tall and possibly male.

"We're assuming it was male, although they did have a mask on," Clark said.

Officers combed the desert around the middle school. A nearby elementary school and high school also were on lockdown as officers sought the caped crusader.

The result no Batman.

"It's just one of those interesting little stories that we looked into but we couldn't find anyone," Clark said.

Nedda Shafir, a spokeswoman for the Cave Creek Unified School District, said putting all the schools on lockdown was a precautionary measure.

"We didn't want to take any chances," Shafir said. "We just don't want to put anyone at risk."
This just made my day. Which one of you did this?

No. Hard Pass. Feb 15, 2007 05:46 PM
I AM BATMAN.

Lalala Feb 15, 2007 05:59 PM
"We didn't want to take any chances," Shafir said. "We just don't want to put anyone at risk."

But...but Batman is for justice! ;(

Haha anyways I can understand the 'precaution' of it, but still...it must be really uneventful over there.

mistershow Feb 15, 2007 06:02 PM
it was probably just some sort of stupid prank

Paco Feb 15, 2007 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mudkips
Which one of you did this?
It was BM. Why lie?

HazelGuy Feb 15, 2007 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Police
It's just one of those interesting little stories that we looked into but we couldn't find anyone," Clark said.
Of course you can't. He's the god damn Batman.

Fantastic story though. Three schools locked down because of someone dressed as Batman.

JackTheRipper Feb 15, 2007 06:23 PM
I've done it. I figured out their master plan. Batman runs across the field and jumps the fence, causing a distraction. While this is going on, Robin activates the car bombs, and sets it up to make it look like the Muslim guy who works at the nearest gas station did it.

The Plane Is A Tiger Feb 15, 2007 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper (Post 391202)
I've done it. I figured out their master plan. Batman runs across the field and jumps the fence, causing a distraction. While this is going on, Robin activates the car bombs, and sets it up to make it look like the Muslim guy who works at the nearest gas station did it.
The dark knight of Gotham would never play decoy while his sidekick gets to blow up cars. Obviously Clayface was attempting to turn Arizona into a giant mudpool, and Batman had just finished thwarting his maniacal plot. He can't help it that his appearance also strikes fear into the hearts of children; he's the goddamn Batman.

Bernard Black Feb 15, 2007 06:38 PM
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"We're assuming it was male, although they did have a mask on," Clark said.
It's a superhero cover-up 0__o

With the world's paranoia these days, it's not suprising, but seen as the last thing Batman did was protest for the rights of fathers in divorced relationships, I don't see why there's so much fuss...

Infernal Monkey Feb 16, 2007 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by mistershow (Post 391182)
it was probably just some sort of stupid prank
Never! This was Batman, not The Joker!

Spatula Feb 16, 2007 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey (Post 391735)
Never! This was Batman, not The Joker!
Bruce Wayne, no wai, BATMAN??? Somebody put on the Bat Signal!

But sir, it's day time!

HazelGuy Feb 16, 2007 10:34 AM
Maybe they were afraid he was going to pull a boner.

Chibi Neko Feb 16, 2007 01:41 PM
This is why Batman is my hero ^_^

Cyrus XIII Feb 16, 2007 02:28 PM
*adds this to the list of great things that never happened during his school days*

Temari Feb 16, 2007 05:29 PM
I dont see the big deal... we have a kid who walks around in a batman mask all the time on our campus. He almost always has a mask of some sort on, and uses the excuse that it should be Halloween year-round.

Maybe it was him! He just quickly moved across the country... and back again. O_O

Gechmir Feb 16, 2007 05:33 PM
Wasn't me. I was in my Wonderwoman outfit on the 14th... =I

kinkymagic Feb 16, 2007 07:22 PM
Me and my cousin once saw someone wearing a spiderman mask climing on a building, now I'll forever wonder what would happen if these two people ran into each other.

Dark Nation Feb 17, 2007 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by kinkymagic (Post 392124)
Me and my cousin once saw someone wearing a spiderman mask climing on a building, now I'll forever wonder what would happen if these two people ran into each other.
::Spider-man is chilling on a rooftop::

::batman appears::

Spider-man: "Woah buddy, Are you like pretending to be an angel or demon or something?"

Batman: "I am... batman"

SPM: "WHO are you?" (spoilers: not MIKE JONES)

BM: "What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? I--"

SPM: "Nope, I'm your friendly neighborhood spider-man!"

BM: "And I'm the GODDAMM BATMAN"

SPM: "AND I'M FRIENDLY, IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, AND I'M SPIDERMAN!"

GODDAMM!

FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD!

GODDAMM!

FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD!




::earthexplodes::

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 17, 2007 01:32 AM
I think that if I found that Batman I'd whip his ass. Even if he were screaming the entire time that he was underaged and that it was all in fun. I wouldn't let those pleas stop me from seeing the future headlines of OO whipping Batman's ass.

WATCH OUT SUPERMAN

ramoth Feb 17, 2007 06:21 AM
Best. Way. To. Get. Out. Of. A. Test. Ever.

This kid is a fucking GENIUS.

Gechmir Feb 17, 2007 11:51 AM
A 6'3" middle schooler? :(

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Feb 17, 2007 11:55 AM
Batman... Blue... Blue Mikey? BM... Scottsdale. Oh man, this has his written all over it.

Elixir Feb 17, 2007 12:09 PM
Arizona must be bored.

Twilight's Twin Feb 17, 2007 01:58 PM
Okay, what is wrong with people? You shut down 3 schools because a little kid said he saw Batman? It's one little kid! Did everyone there forget that kids like to make stuff up?

Azreous Feb 17, 2007 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Elixir (Post 392701)
Arizona must be bored.
Ridiculously bored. So are the news stations here; without any actual video of what happened, one of the networks resorted to stock footage of the old Adam West Batman as part of their reporting.

Desert Arroyo is probably the middle school my sister will be going to in a couple years, so I guess she'll have to be on the lookout now.


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