POST HERE IF YOU LOVE THE MOON
 

We, the Undersigned, hereby demand that The Moon be designated as an Official Place of Awesome, because of The Moon's many excellent qualities, including:



1. It is The Moon!

2. There are no Bears on The Moon

3. If you Played Golf on The Moon it would be Hilarious

4. The Moon is Adorable

5. The Moon no longer Harbors Vampires

6. The Moon probably has Superpowers

7. Experts Estimate that 77% of the Universe's Funk comes from The Moon

8. We have reason to believe that Atlantis is hiding on The Moon

9. "The Moon" is an excellent rhyming tool, a Patron of Poets

10. The Moon is bigger than you so don't fuck with it


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If we get 100 signatures we can totally get the ball rolling on this thing, guys! Let's stand together and show our love for The Moon!



------------------------SIGN BELOW THIS LINE IF YOU LOVE THE MOON------------------------


1. Dr. Mr. Mr. P.Q.M. Triscupis, Prime Excellent King

I sign, if only because of astrophysical reasons, regarding gravity, and the interdimensional PULL and how bullshit the big bang idea is. THE MOON IS IMPORTANT TO LIVE.

PLEASE don't argue with my religious beliefs, k.

I have no fancy name for myself.

- Sassafrass Isa Shiteater

Moon is my hero.

No bears on the moon is a reason not to sign. Bears are no joke.

I heard the moon doesn't actually exist! It is a conspiracy!

The full moon at night is one of the most beautiful things in the universe.

Hail Luna!

-Piccolo The Namek

But it's right there! It is HUGE!

The Moon Is Huge.

When I go to college, I'm going to major in The Moon.

I think the moon would benefit from the presence of bears.

On the moon, there is 1/3 less gravity than on Earth. On the moon, your vertical leap is beyond all measurement.

Some would say that the Earth is the Moon's moon.

I so need to sign this. Even though I often wish the moon was a black hole or something cooler like Europa (lol).

And the Moon would definately benefit from some moon-bears. maybe even a few lions and tigers.

I'll sign when there's gonna be a giant "A&W Rootbeer" sign on it.

And what's with it having no bears? I saw them the other day...

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No jokes.

The moon is also one of the best place to install giant death rays to rain destruction upon the unwashed masses below. This, in my opinion, is better than everything else combined.

- YeOldeButchere, Soon-to-be Emperor of this World

"The moon - yes, that will be my home. My paradise. I shall find there, all the souls I love - Socrates, Galileo... 'But what the devil is he doing among us?' Philosopher. Scientist. Poet, musician, duellist -- Here lies Hercule-Savinien De Cyrano de Bergerac!"

You haven't mentionned bears in your opinion. You failed.

There's a moon in the sky. It's called the Moon.

Thank you, Fred Schneider.

WHAT IS THIS? I WILL TELL YOU (WHAT THIS IS), IT'S A DOWNSIDE TO THE MOON.

But this is good! Get some bears on The Moon, have The Moon do its superpower thing to them. Then I'll sign your below!

I mentioned bears implicitly. "Everything else" includes all bear related matters, including the potential absence or presence of the aforementioned mammals. Thus, I have not failed, you dimwitted inbred cretin.

Super powered Moon Dinosaurs must have eaten all of the vampires.

The Moon must also be a jealous moon, so adorable that it hates all bears for their nearly equal adorability. Fear the Moon or its death rays might destroy us all! Unless your ugly, the moon has nothing to fear from ugly people.

Chuck Norris bows to the Moon often.

I heard that the moon actually has lower gravity than earth. I'm a big guy and weigh a lot... By this measure my fat ass will actually LOSE weight INSTANTLY.

Signed.

Sr. Juan "El Cephalon" Manuel Verduzco Carbajal Gonzalez Mojado Frijolero Rodriguez Rodriguez Jr.

C'mon, moon exists, but maybe Appolo 13's so-called step on the moon might be not.:edgarrock:

that's mad site. I hope he begins to question whether humans really exist.

Of course any of you folk who watch QI with Stephen Fry would know that there is a debate of there being 7 moons in total:

The Moon
3753 Cruithne
(54509) 2000 PH5,
(85770) 1998 UP1
2002 AA29
2003 YN107
2004GU9

Of course all of the academics are in dispute of whether the other 6 are really moons or not.

Also of note the moon is made of cheese, I love cheese.

lolz

I thought the moon is in fact a Jaffa Cake?

lol. xDD

No, it is a Rusk.

This is still uncertain. Some Vampirologists have considered and observed the possibility of underground vampire havens on the moon, complete with all the amenities of daily life, including underground blood farms, underground pet shops, underground factories, underground pools, and even an underground McDonald's For Vampires, offering bloodshakes, bloodburgers, and the new healthy blood salads.

So, until this has been cleared up, I do not think that it would be wise for one to go ahead and sign up for moon-lovin'.

Isn't it obvious? We love the moon because Sailor Moon lives there of course, in her moon palace, with the moon prince, and the annoying chibi-moon, reigning happily over the moon kingdom.

The moon has given birth to lots of other interesting characters, such as Harle.

In each of those craters lives what you once thought was fantasy!

I like the moon, I occasionally look at it before I go to bed when it's out

What?! ;_; No bears?! I was taught that the moon had a bearin' surface.

Must watch the surface... I'll keep my eye on a telescope. You can observe a lot by watching, to quote a famous Berra =I

You know, when I was still a child, I was stupid enough to believe the existence of sailor moon in the moon.

Bears are stupid, which is why I'm signing this.

Too bad the moon isn't made of cheese.

http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm

Meh, I'm going to have to say that although the moon is pretty sweet...I like this plan better :).

Hello DarkLink2135 how are you doing, I see you have a dinosaur in your avatar :)

I feel like I should know you =/.

That's my argonian!!!!

Funny story, but some scientists a few years back were really pushing to have nukes tested on the moon's surface. To observe its seismic properties.


And to scare away the bears. NASA watches out for its picnic baskets.

I think the moon makes for some pretty cool sights in the winter.

But really, bears? Why bears? Why not...say...deranged mutant hamsters?

Yeah, I guess the moon is okay, but it's no Charon or Phobos.

The moon stabilises the Earth's rotation and therefore makes the seasons less extreme, allowing life. So, it's OK by me. Charon and Phobos? Bah, Miranda is the most badass moon in the system, you KNOW why.

"A perfect spin-axis tilt of zero degrees would mean no seasons. You would have a temperate climate all around the globe -- it will be eternal spring," Dr. Khruinsky says.

What, are you guys like against springtime and bright smiles and full bellies? Because that's what it sounds like!

AMERICA WILL BLOW UP THE MOON!

This blow-up-the-moon crowd is starting to make sense. Perhaps it is best I was not so hasty to sign.

What's an argonian :confused:

Something vital is being overlooked here. Superman fought on it. The Moon is the site of history's greatest battle.

If it was made of spare ribs, I'd eat it then. VVVVVV Signature.

Did you ever play any of the Elder Scrolls series of games?

:D

BTW do I know you or were you just screwing with my mind back there? :p

No, Aardark doesn't know anyone here. As you can see, he's still trying to fit into a clique and he was actually probably gesturing for the chance to roll with your crew.

Will you help a cracka out?

I support this, but only if we can erect a giant laser to carve the letters "CHA" into the Moon's surface.

A comically primitive rocketship launched into the Moon's curiously squishy, right eye, from which poorly prepared space travellers emerge will also be acceptable.

Eclaireanor Tubsvelt
Fatty
Fatshit
Wheezing Dervish
Save My Knee Cartilege
A Claire
Caloriena



Anyway, our sun trumps the moon every day of the week.

I'd call myself a lunatic. Full moons are fun.

The moon is said to have effects on people... or at least my teachers at highschool believe so...
Anyway I love it when there is a crescent moon is like the cheshire cat's smile! Looks soooo creepy... The moon is smiling at you all!

I wonder why NASA acts as if they copyright the 10th planet and their moon. I wouldnt protest if they hadn't given it such numerical name. That ruined the beautifulness of Solar system planet names.

I want to use the moon as a MASSIVE DIORAMA for all my GunPla/MacPla projects; so I'll sign.

Ah yes the moon that wich allows me to see at night and grants me super hamster powers when it is full. Undoubtedly it is the king of awesome. Though moon bears would be really spiffy as they could move by jumping like kangaroo's and snatch moon salmon from the air.

Signed

I'm going to sign this because I love the moon, and cheese and also the thread poster. He posts flashing gifs and nonsense words on a regular basis.

True love. <3

Moon? Sign me up!

My love of the moon has recently been reaffirmed.

Sign me up, put my name down. We <3 the moon.

-Admiral Maximillian Quintus Awesomus Amara

We love the moon, for it is good to us.

Add my name, :o

Considering the moon stablizes the earth's orbit and keeps us alive, my vote goes towards the moon :p

The Moon the freaking Shit. I vote my Name in Big ass letters like John Hancock. I can't wait till we go colonize it.

I'm curious to see what super powers our moon has so... i'll sign :)

UPDATE/CORRECTION

SATELLITE TRIANGULATION SCIENCE MAGIC CONFIRMS: THERE ARE BEARS ON THE MOON AFTER ALL

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WE APOLOGIZE FOR OUR PREVIOUS ERROR

Fuck this shit. Now I'm definitely not signing up. Confirmed BEARS and possible vampires? What the hell?! GTFO!

everyone grab your guns, were going moon-bear hunting!

ps: This means i'm signing the moon kicks ass thing

So there are bears after all. This might hamper my giant-moon-based-deathray project if they wander around all the sensitive equipment. I might need to build me one of those high-tech devices known as a "fence". But the engineering problems are just huge! It'll set back the whole project by years.

Accursed moon bears, you've just made yourselves a very powerful enemy!

If only we could get good pictures of it with our digital cameras...

The triangulation data is wrong! There can be no space-bears on the moon!

Not without any space-fish to sustain them.

Or perhaps space-berries if they are an advanced, pacifist race.

You know... last night when I was returning from the store, the Moon was out. I just could not stop looking at it. I stood outside my doorway for like 5 minutes just Staring at the Moon.

I have a new appreciation, as it was beautiful that night.

THIS IS VERY EXCELLENT NEWS! LOOK AT THEM GO! I will sign everywhere possible for the moon now.

The moon lies something or other like 245,000 miles away from the Earth. Next time you look at it, say that number out loud then think about how far away and how big the moon really is to be this bright disc the size of your thumbnail.

Can ya dig? --bongoes--

Oh, and teh signage.

I've been really loving the moon lately. It's become my new sun. Man, my sleep schedule is fucked.

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Let's enjoy a whole month of moon together.