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Maico Dec 4, 2007 11:49 PM

How much shit do you put on your body?
 
No, there aren't any pictures or videos of some weird Japanese fetish of smearing shit all over your body, but I mean this in a figurative sense. You can't walk through a Walgreens or whatever without seeing tons and tons of beauty care products from chapstick to dick lube. And have you read some of the ingredients on their labels? Hell, I don't even know how to pronounce some of that shit, let alone know why they put it in or what purpose it serves. And then some stuff is made out of weird animal parts, like sheep's eye or cow's testes, who knows, right? It's like fear factor researching all those ingredients.

Anyway, lately I've been trying to grow my hair out longer, and I noticed that some of the shampoos I use make my hair dry and frizzy, so someone suggested I don't use shampoo so much and just use conditioner more often. It turns out you can get away with not using shampoo if your hair doesn't get too dirty and oily, and it's supposed to be much healthier for your hair since it doesn't strip out necessary oils or something like that.

So what kind of stuff do you put on your body? Being winter time now, my skin is more prone to drying and cracking all over the damn place, especially on my hands, so I've been using some lotion to put on my dry and ashy arms, but I really hate putting on lotion, because it's so greasy and crap. I wish there was some kind of moisturizer out there that was really light and undetectable.

Other than that, I use chapstick for dry, chapped lips, and that's about it. Along with growing out my hair, I hate the feel of product in my hair making it stiff or sticky, so I'll go au natural and not use anymore gels, waxes, or pomades. And then other stuff that I put on that doesn't last the whole day would be like soap, shampoo, conditioner and a face cleanser. If I could get away without using anything at all on my body then I would, but I must be victim of cosmetics companies or something. At least I don't underline my eyes with dark eyeliners and look like an emo bitch or something. Oh and a face moisturizer, because most cleansers dry the shit out of my face, I guess throw in shaving creme too.

Arainach Dec 5, 2007 01:26 AM

Chapstick on my lips. I play trumpet and the cold is brutal to them. Other than that and taking showers....nothing.

DeLorean Dec 5, 2007 01:47 AM

Well... deodorant of course. Chapstick only when I need it, same with face lotion. Other than that... I can't think of anything else.

pandaswan Dec 5, 2007 02:44 AM

Deodorant, and hair wax occasionally.

It's interesting that you bring up the point about shampoos taking necessary oil off your hair. My hair starts to stink if I don't shampoo, but I realized that if I shampoo, dandruff comes back after 2 days, but if I don't shampoo for more than a week, my hair won't flake.

Fireman Joe Dec 5, 2007 03:32 AM

My skin's kinda sensitive. The last time I used a chapstick I had an allergic reaction to it. For my face I have a vitamin E moisturiser (which contains avocado or something). For my hands I have a fragrance-free Neutrogena moisturiser. I previously used a hemp-based moisturiser for both, which worked really well, but was extremely expensive.
I use a mild roll-on deodorant most days. I only use aerosol deodorants occasionally.

Vemp Dec 5, 2007 04:12 AM

Just deodorant, and some perfume when going to parties (which I do once or twice a year).

I'm not a fan of putting chemicals on your body.

Traveller87 Dec 5, 2007 06:38 AM

Well...I'm a girl. XD Not that that's supposed to be an excuse for anything, but girls do tend to use things like make-up more.

So my list basically includes:
- tooth paste
- mouth wash
- deodorant
- perfume (moderately applied, I hate it when people use too much)
- shampoo
- conditioner
- hair spray (not every day)
- shower gel
- sometimes body lotion (mainly in the winter)
- facial washing gel (need to use it so my skin gets and stays clear)
- facial toner
- chapstick
- sometimes lip gloss/lip stick
- mascara
- eye shadow only for special occasions, but mainly eye liner rather than eye shadow
- cover up stick, if I can be bothered
- powder, if I can be bothered
- sometimes nail polish

Come to think of it, that list is quite long... o_O

Maico Dec 5, 2007 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pandaswan (Post 545241)
Deodorant, and hair wax occasionally.

It's interesting that you bring up the point about shampoos taking necessary oil off your hair. My hair starts to stink if I don't shampoo, but I realized that if I shampoo, dandruff comes back after 2 days, but if I don't shampoo for more than a week, my hair won't flake.

Do you still wash your hair regularly? I still wash my hair everyday, once in the morning, and once after I get home from the gym, but I just use a lot of conditioner instead of shampoo, and my hair is clean and smells good, so I'm not sure why you would have stinky hair. I don't know what you can do about the dandruff though, maybe some scalp oil to keep it from getting dry and crackly, since I'm guessing the shampoo is overdrying your scalp?

LordsSword Dec 5, 2007 01:55 PM

Deodorant. Church vestments can be stuffy and make me sweat.
Chapstick to keep my lips tender for smooches with my woman.

J-Man Dec 5, 2007 02:32 PM

Other than the necessities (shampoo, deodorant, conditioner, toothpaste) I don't really put anything else on. Maybe some after-shave or cream to save some of the razor irritation I so despise, but I'm pretty minimal.

russ Dec 5, 2007 02:39 PM

Weird, me and Skills were discussing what products we have in our bathrooms just yesterday. For me, other than the normal soap, shampoo, deodorant, and toothpaste, I use mouthwash, occasionally body spray, and hair product. For my hair, I have a couple of different products that I will use, depending on how long my hair is at the moment. I have a wax that sports medium hold for when my hair is short, while I have a wax with strong hold when my hair is long {like it is right now}. I don't use any lotions or anything like that.

Divest Dec 5, 2007 02:54 PM

Well, In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Dec 5, 2007 03:01 PM

When I start my daily ritual, I get up, take a shower (using shampoo and conditioner, body wash) and then brush my teeth, followed by mouthwash and deodorant.

I use lip balm a LOT. I seriously have some on both computer consoles (work and home), in my bag, and in the car. I hate dry lips.

Since it's winter, I use a lot more cocoa butter for my hands and face.

I also use either body spray or a perfume of a sort on before leaving the house for the day.

Maico Dec 5, 2007 03:13 PM

You look good in red, Divest.

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3422/10470110on4.jpg

My favorite actor, by the way. Bale rocks, and I don't just mean his body.

Divest Dec 5, 2007 04:09 PM

I'm glad somebody caught the reference.

And on that note, I think Bale is a fine actor as well. He's definitely up there for me.

Single Elbow Dec 5, 2007 04:24 PM

Bath first (so that's like soap/body wash and shampoo), deodorant, a little cologne or two and that facial wash. Sometimes I put on gel. Sometimes chapstick. Rarely I've been recommended putting on baby oil because the winter weather dries the skin quickly. I've yet to try it.

Chibi Neko Dec 5, 2007 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sassafrass (Post 545567)
I use lip balm a LOT.

I am beginning to think the stuff is laced with crack or something...
I have tons of lip gloss and I use it a lot too, If I feel my lips get a little dry, I 'have' to put lip gloss on.

Other then that I just use skin-care stuff, like clenser acne toner and moisterizer. I then use a little foundation to cover up my acne scars and then I am ready to go.

Jochie Dec 5, 2007 07:47 PM

I use deodorant and sometimes lotion. The lotion makes me live forever.

Smelnick Dec 5, 2007 08:50 PM

Just the standard deodorant and occasionally aftershave when I shave. A little bit of cologne if I'm going out. If my hair is the right length, I might even throw some gel in it. Other than that, I hate chap stick and lip balm. Makes my face all greasy. The only time I use it is if I have extremely dry lips. In those situations, greasy lips are better than dry and cracked lips. I don't even get my face painted. I hate having creams and paints on my face. Anywhere else is fine =P

edit: and as for washing my hair, I just use this generic pert plus brand 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner. Its the only thing I've found that keeps the natural grease out of my hair. It's an embarrassing fact of life, but the proper shampoo keeps it under control.

Dark Nation Dec 5, 2007 10:47 PM

My hair seems to get dandruff every once in a while so I keep a bottle of Dandruff Shampoo next to my normal Combo bottle (Shampoo + Conditioner). Other then that pretty basic: Shower and occasional aftershave. As unmasculine as the shampoo is, Garnier seems to work the best on my scalp. Oh and Deodorant too.

The Wise Vivi Dec 6, 2007 01:49 AM

Chapstick for my lips and lotion for my face due to the cold, dry winters in Winnipeg.

Divest Dec 6, 2007 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chibi Neko (Post 545651)
I am beginning to think the stuff is laced with crack or something...
I have tons of lip gloss and I use it a lot too, If I feel my lips get a little dry, I 'have' to put lip gloss on.

I think lip balm and gloss are different.

Bernard Black Dec 6, 2007 11:49 AM

Soap, toothpaste, mouthwash, shampoo, conditioner, shower gel, occasionally hair wax, deoderant, body spray or perfume, sometimes foundation + mascara, lip balm, and body moisturising creme. I used to be okay with all of that but now I'm going to be spending an evening reading labels :mad:

SenorKaffee Dec 6, 2007 12:32 PM

Chapsticks are indeed "addictive" - not in a sense that there is crack in it, it´s more like a psychological dependance. There are also a few brands to avoid because of ingredients that may in fact damage the lips instead of protecting them.
Consumer Alert: Beware Addictive Chapstick

I avoid chapsticks like the pest, because I don´t want to disturb the natural balance. Like avoiding antibiotics unless there is really no other choice.

So, beauty products. Well - my beloved AXE Anti-Hangover shower gel (we call it XBOX gel because of the color), a nice fruity shampoo. Too bad the AXEBOX deodorant doesn´t really smell like the shower gel. A hint of cologne when I´m going out or there is some public stuff at work.

Little Brenty Brent Brent Dec 6, 2007 12:48 PM

I put lotion on my skin so I don't get the hose again. =(

Zephyrin Dec 6, 2007 01:39 PM

This thread is fucking dull.

Why isn't anybody listing what kind's of lube they use? He clearly mentions it in the first post.

Rydia Dec 7, 2007 04:05 AM

Aside from the usual shampoo and conditioner, I also have a facial cleanser, moisturizer, compact powder, and a spray or perfume. I don't use the latter a lot though. Also, I don't really use any other hair products except for very light hairspray just in certain areas. Otherwise, my hair tends to stay rather straight and moist as long as the weather isn't too humid. I also sometimes use a little eye makeup depending on how I feel on a particular day or what my plans are. I use chapstick as well, and I know I have at least six of them that I keep in various locations so I have one handy at all times.

Infernal Monkey Dec 7, 2007 07:08 AM

I PUT PIG SHIT ON MY FACE. =D REALLY WORK IT INTO THE SKIN. I GO UP TO ALL THE LADIES AND I'M LIKE HAVE A WHIFF OF THAT SWEETHEART SMELLS GOOD EH?!

pandaswan Dec 8, 2007 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maico (Post 545510)
Do you still wash your hair regularly? I still wash my hair everyday, once in the morning, and once after I get home from the gym, but I just use a lot of conditioner instead of shampoo, and my hair is clean and smells good, so I'm not sure why you would have stinky hair. I don't know what you can do about the dandruff though, maybe some scalp oil to keep it from getting dry and crackly, since I'm guessing the shampoo is overdrying your scalp?

maybe i have too much hair, that's why my hair starts to stink faster. =P

Spike Dec 8, 2007 06:31 PM

Chapstick, Lotion (my hands, arms, and legs get really dry during winter), and deodorant. Aftershave if I'm going out, but I don't use anything else like cologne or especially Axe.

Elegy Dec 10, 2007 04:56 AM

I couldn't stand not washing my hair everyday. I know my hair wouldn't be as frizzy if I washed it every other day, but it just feels disgusting if I do that. Anyway, I also use conditioner since I have a ton of hair... Other than that I use lotion a lot and deodorant, of course.

DarkLink2135 Dec 10, 2007 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SenorKaffee (Post 546251)
Chapsticks are indeed "addictive" - not in a sense that there is crack in it, it´s more like a psychological dependance. There are also a few brands to avoid because of ingredients that may in fact damage the lips instead of protecting them.
Consumer Alert: Beware Addictive Chapstick

I use Carmex during the winter, and it's never caused any problems with me, it's only ever helped.

However, I get SEVERELY chapped lips during winter, and no, it's not because I lick my lips - I don't do it at all because it would aggravate already terrible symptoms. I'm not sure why this happens. My lips dry out so bad they crack open and bleed, it's pretty nasty. Carmex is just about the only stuff I've found that's been able to help, and yes, heal. Stops the irritation, protects my lips from further damage, and either directly or indirectly helps with healing.

Removing skin layers can be and often is beneficial. Using it a ton for mildly chapped lips I highly doubt is healthy, but in severe cases like mine, I'd say it's definitely helped. I've never really felt dependent on it. In fact, I have a severe dislike of most medicines/treatments. Unless I'm absolutely miserable to the point that I can't get out of bed, I just don't get treatment. I recently endured a pretty nasty lung infection for over a month (didn't know what it was until my sister got it, and got it treated). I don't generally like to put anything in or on my body, barring deodorant, shampoo, body soap, and that carmex crap.

As far as washing hair, my hair takes 3 days before it gets "nasty" so to speak so I generally go about 3 days between showers. I don't think it's healthy to shower every day, unless I've been exercising and perspirating a lot. I don't stink as a result of this, and it's not just because I'm used to it or anything, I've had other people verify this. There is such a thing as being too clean and it's not very healthy.

Of course, someone I know showers twice a day and still has a BO that would kill you from 30 yards away. So I suppose it's different for everyone.

The_Griffin Dec 10, 2007 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pandaswan (Post 545241)
Deodorant, and hair wax occasionally.

It's interesting that you bring up the point about shampoos taking necessary oil off your hair. My hair starts to stink if I don't shampoo, but I realized that if I shampoo, dandruff comes back after 2 days, but if I don't shampoo for more than a week, my hair won't flake.

You sure you rinse out your hair thoroughly? I used to dandruff a lot after I washed, but when I started rinsing (and I mean really rinsing, like standing under there for at least a minute, running your hands all through your hair, etc. I usually pull up a section of hair like I'm going to cut it and rinse it out that way) it went away.

As for me, I don't do much to be honest. Sometimes I'll put on deodorant and if it's a VERY special occasion I'll use aftershave, cologne, and brush my teeth, but usually I just get away with a shower and a shave.

My hygiene sucks. :(

Krelian Dec 10, 2007 09:04 AM

Facial moisturiser, vaseline, deodorant, occasionally hair wax and cologne. I shave every two or three days, and usually slap some aftershave on.

Fireman Joe Dec 11, 2007 01:48 AM

Man I've smelled Curious before and it is disgusting. That shit literally made me feel sick.

K_ Takahashi Dec 11, 2007 06:45 PM

Other than the usual antiperspirant and some Axe here and there, I cant account much that goes on me.

i am good at jokes Dec 11, 2007 07:08 PM

Doedorant and aftershave are all I can bear. I hate the feeling of cream on my body and I really don't like to give off a scent beyond my own.

nazpyro Dec 11, 2007 08:30 PM

Soap, shampoo, lotion, deodorant, and chapstick for the most part and shaving cream for when I shave... yeah. Chapstick and also deodorant I keep in several places. I also got eyedrops for allergy or dryness relief. I've also used that Proactiv junx before, and sometimes I have some ointment or cream recommended by my dermatologist for rashes; but it's just as needed, so not right now! I'll also keep Purell or some kind of hand sanitizer, um, handy.

Cameo Dec 11, 2007 08:35 PM

Shampoo, Conditioner, Curl Cream, some form of nice smelling spray, shaving gel/foam, followed by the face and body smoothing glory of 'Nivea Soft Intensive Moisturising Cream'.

Check me out, I smell half decent.

P.S. To everyone reckoning that your natural body odour is an aphrodisiac, WRONG! It will only be an aphrodisiac to people who are already attracted to you, since we live in a society which is not bound by primitive and instinctive attractions. I can't honestly remember the last time I saw a monkey throwing it's poo and showing it's arse, let alone a human.

P.P.S. I don't think the world of myself, however I know I smell like flowers ;-)

Megalith Dec 11, 2007 10:47 PM

Toothpaste, mouthwash, soap, shampoo, deodorant.

Anything more and you're probably a queer.

Gotta put on dat cologne and moisturizing cream...

Sound & Vision Dec 16, 2007 09:17 PM

On a daily basis, I wont leave my house unless I have taken a shower, and applied..

- Deoderant (a must!)
- Burts Bees Chapstick <3
- One of my many designer fragrances (also a must!)
- & I use about 5 different Tigi Bed Head product for my hair

Shorty Dec 25, 2007 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maico (Post 545510)
Do you still wash your hair regularly? I still wash my hair everyday, once in the morning, and once after I get home from the gym, but I just use a lot of conditioner instead of shampoo, and my hair is clean and smells good, so I'm not sure why you would have stinky hair. I don't know what you can do about the dandruff though, maybe some scalp oil to keep it from getting dry and crackly, since I'm guessing the shampoo is overdrying your scalp?

I usually have the opposite problem. My hair / scalp flakes a lot if I don't wash it everyday. However, I wash my hair with conditioner more often than using shampoo. I only shampoo 3-4 days out of the week, but I use conditioner every single day. So far even in the driest conditions of my office, it's been working out for me.

Other than the standard self-cleaning stuff like body wash & toothpaste, Proactiv acne system's facial wash, toner and cream. Lotion if need be, spritz of body mist / light perfume on my clothes if necessary. Wax / texturizer / mousse on my hair if I remember in the morning (aka, once a week). Chapstick is a must lately.

I think that's about it other than the monthly facial / body waxing (hair removal treatment).

Infected Dec 26, 2007 02:36 PM

Ga lemme thinks...

*Lipsil
*Eyeliner
*Mascara
*Toothpaste
*Eyeshadow
*Deodrant
*Perfume
*Moisteriser
*Body wash
*Soap
*Shampoo
*Conditioner



To be honest I dont use much lmao.

Elixir Dec 27, 2007 01:42 PM

I'm a product tester so practically everything. Deodorant products, skin products, hair dye, etc. Pretty much everything.

Quote:

- mascara
- eye shadow only for special occasions, but mainly eye liner rather than eye shadow
Except for these.

Servilonus Jan 7, 2008 03:54 PM

Deoderant, Shampoo/Conditioner and soap. That's pretty much it, I guess.

Shaving Cream too, I suppose.


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