Coke Whore Lohan Caught Again
 

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No surprise to anyone, but hopefully this will result in several female prison exploitation movies with porn stars named something like Lizzy Lowhands or something.

This blows my fucking mind.

How is it that after coke possession, MULTIPLE DUIs, and crashing into shit, she's still not in fucking prison. It's not like she has a fucking career to worry about while getting gang-raped by broomsticks in the slammer.

Goddamn, I wish someone would do something about this shit. It's frustrating as all hell to know that if you're a celebrity, you don't have to pay the consequences of any of your actions. It sets an even WORSE example for idiot Americans who think that this is actually how it works in the US legal system.

LOCK. THE. BITCH. UP.

Wow, what a bitch. This is like Paris Hilton Reloaded. Good lord, Lindsay, are you retarded!

As in other news, her even more retarded boyfriend, Calum Best, left her because "now that she's not doing drugs anymore, she's pretty much useless" to him. He wants to party, and that includes sex, drugs and alcohol. You see, if you're living with a faggot like that, you really should start to think about what exactly went wrong.

Quickest "hot to whore" transition in Hollywood history.

Yeah, that's why as a matter of fact, this faggot can come back to her now.

Not to say I blame the parents...but fuck.

I have not seen two creepier fucking celebrity parents since Jon Benay Ramsey's folks. (or however you spell her name.)

I wouldn't be surprised if she got the coke from them, honestly.

Who are you kidding.

Bitch hasn't been "hot" since she was jail bait.

I'm with Devo and her Dad - the three of these brain dead beauties should get really fucking drunk, snort a shitload of angel dust, and go for a nice drive off a cliff.

Actually just take them to Japan, take them down to the subway. Tell them that jumping out in front of a train is what all the 'cool' kids are doing there in that country, and watch as hilarity ensues.

Great part is the fact that IS exactly what all the cool Jap girls are doing.

I just want her to make a couple of hardcore porn movies before she dies. According to the guy who played FES on That 70s Show while on Howard Stern, Lohan likes the butt love. (His insinuation - he said he dated a girl that was into it and had recently broken up with her)

Give it about two-three years, she'll be on VH1's Surreal Life.


It's funny how only three weeks ago, a papparazi caught her on video in the hamptons or some shit with her saying "Don't drink and drive, i'm sober now", and low and behold, she's being a hypocrite.

It makes you think though, perhaps being a celebrity or actor isn't such a good idea, considering it fucks you up one way or another.

Only if you're a complete idiot. Not all stars become alcoholic jailbirds!

She's a hypocrite because she drove drunk before saying this, not because she was caught afterward. You're getting the order mixed up.

That's true. Not all of them. But if you're a star, there's a significantly higher possibility that you become a crackhead compared to when you're a nobody.

What I gotta laugh at is the fact that she said "It's not mine"
how did she get the drugs in her pocket? If someone slipped it into her pocket, she must be some drunk not to notice...

Lohan claims drugs 'not mine' following arrest

I've got drugs, in me pocket, and I don't know what to do with thee-em!

*dances*

What a dumb bitch. I hope the next time she does this she hits a pole and dies.

I can only think Parent Trap and I am greatly saddened.

Ok, she's a dumb bitch and all, but Jesus you guys. I really don't wish fucking death upon her...

It may be a bit extreme, but drunk driving pisses me off like nothing else. If you want to put yourself in danger, fine. But don't put everyone else on the road in danger.

That's my sentiment too. Lindsay Lohan used to be soooo cute; I remember when that movie came out, and I thought she was absolutely gorgeous. But now, she just looks wasted. She's way too skinny, and she looks horrible.

I feel really sorry for her; it must suck to be a failure at 21 (or however old she is).

The reality is: she's searching for her own death. And one day, she'll get it.

Ya know what? If she's going to drive while under the influence of God knows what combination of drink and drugs, then I say better her than whatever other poor sucker happens to be sharing the road with her. Unless she's prepared to quit driving while impaired, then the odds are good she's going to kill someone else as well as herself. I'd rather she just quietly self-destruct.

I've been a heavy drinker in my life, and I've smoked dope plenty of times in the past, but at least I had the decency to not get behind a wheel while I was doing it.

Duuuumb. What kinda pseudo-philosophical bullshit is that?

He who seeks death shall find it

Also, didn't you guys read? The coke wasn't even hers. She was holding it for a friend. Or holding the pants for her friend. Or wearing them for her. Or something.

You're joking, I'm sure....

....aren't you?

That depends. How many child stars burned themselves out in the same way? Linda Blair, Dana Plato, David Cassidy and Corey Feldman all had serious drug problems and all have survived to some degree or another. (Plato commited suicide years after the fact, even after making porn, so thats rather unrelated).

River Phoenix is an exception, not a rule.

Drugs are one thing. Go nuts, do as many drugs as you like. You can always recover. I don't really give a shit if people want to fill their bodies up with toxic shit. That's their business, not mine.

DUIs are a whole new ball game. You get behind that wheel drunk and you decide to go for a spin, you're taking a MUCH bigger risk. Let's not even consider how much worse it could be when you accidentally kill someone upon killing yourself when hitting a goddamned wall.

Lohan stopped being hot when she lost the tits.

I am laughing at Devo and her dad for the constant endangerment they face at the hands of celebs.

They're gonna release Nick Nolte like Godzilla on your asses.

Eh, it's why I do the smart thing and stay the HELL away from those expensive places like Santa Monica, Hollywood and Rodeo Drive, etc. etc. etc. (Why in Salem's hell would I want to spend 30 minutes on the 405N sitting there on a 10 mile drive and then sit there for another 20 minutes trying to get off the 10 (oh god), just to spend a fuckload of money and waste gas and endanger my life being in proximity of the likes of Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton, is beyond me.)

I live in very safe, Boring Sub-urbs Torrance. Our Police force is ANAL as fuck so it helps keep all the race-maniacs and those rice-burner crazed-out car owners away too. :)

So that's why you people never leave the house.

Montgomery Clift, who was a raging alcholic in his life, drove from Elizabeth Taylor's house drunk, went over an embankment at high speed, down a hill and shoved his car into a tree. When Taylor and Michael Wilding showed up, Wilding had to stick his fingers down Clift's throat because he was choking on his own front teeth. He had to have reconstructive surgery

Clift went on to get another Oscar nomination and two big hits (Judgment at Nuremberg and Frued). Even though his life was called the "longest suicide in Hollywood", he still had a career. Not everyone and everything dies in a DUI, after all.

You think that people won't drive under the influence of drugs?

Oh I see.

You should re-phrase that sentence, buddy.