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Little Brenty Brent Brent Oct 30, 2006 07:16 PM

A real pirate corrects whoever he pleases, now WALK THE PLANK.

Also: A real pirate is MALE. OFF THE PLANK, WENCH.

Sarag Oct 31, 2006 12:32 AM

Aquas, the reason why everyone's on your case is because there is nothing that attracts college-age men to snot-nosed junior high schoolers. If there's any warmth you feel for her, either you're a sick fuck (very likely) or you're extremely lonely and will reach out to anything female, and construct an elaborate personality for her that you will then attach yourself to.

Look, anyone can read between the lines. You say your poem is the soul, then say the feelings of lust very obviously outlined in the poem are disingenuous, but then say that the poem is out of place without such lustful feelings, and then say we should not bring the poem into it. It talks about you allowing her the right to laugh. You can't see anything wrong with that, of course, because we misunderstand. But look, you just said that it's the soul, and evocative of the warmth you feel for her.

No one wants to believe that they're a bad person, Aquas, and so you continue to feel that you are not. Maybe you aren't, but you aren't doing yourself any favors by continuing this fantasy roleplay with an idealized child that doesn't exist. And if you were to want to further your self-indulgence - and everyone does, no one but fictional characters are satisfied with unrequited love - you will be doing an innocent party a very grave injustice. Get out now and build a shrine to Brangelina or something, someone who you can't hurt.

And for god's sake, don't bitch about people misunderstanding you when you write so obtusively. It's not 'just the way you write' because you were using shorthand and slang in chat, just like everyone else. It's intellectually dishonest and so are you.

ramoth Oct 31, 2006 02:56 AM

Quote:

I stare at the developing autumn walrus that is your womanhood
Fixed.

TheKnightOfNee Oct 31, 2006 05:23 AM

This is simultaneously the worst and the greatest thread I have read on these forums.

einherjar Oct 31, 2006 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brent
A real pirate corrects whoever he pleases, now WALK THE PLANK.

Also: A real pirate is MALE. OFF THE PLANK, WENCH.

Parley?

Little Brenty Brent Brent Oct 31, 2006 02:32 PM

BLAST THE FRENCH.

Ballpark Frank Oct 31, 2006 02:42 PM

We need to get back on topic here. You know, telling Aquas what a sick fuck he is.

Ryuu Oct 31, 2006 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brent
A real pirate corrects whoever he pleases, now WALK THE PLANK.

Also: A real pirate is MALE. OFF THE PLANK, WENCH.

Wouldn't it be "whomever" instead of "whoever?"


*Shrug.* Not the grammar police so I guess it doesn't matter.


[Edit:]

And in effort to stay on topic - a 19/20 year-old male being attracted to/having a crush on a 14 year-old female should make an attempt to look for women in his own age bracket.

nadienne Oct 31, 2006 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reznor
Hahaha.

Maybe it should've been "To TRY and convince you".

Since no girl, not even a fourteen year old, would fall for that.

Honestly, if I was a fourteen year old girl, and some twenty year old creep wrote me a poem, I'd ask him to sign it, and frame it with "CREEP" in big bold letters.

Actually, and unfortunately, that's just not true. 14 year olds don't think it's sick when 20 year olds flirt with them, they're enamoured--because he's college age, and mature (supposedly), and girls that age long for anyone to pay attention to them sexually. That doesn't make it right or consensual if something does happen.

ramoth Oct 31, 2006 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nadienne
Actually, and unfortunately, that's just not true. 14 year olds don't think it's sick when 20 year olds flirt with them, they're enamoured--because he's college age, and mature (supposedly), and girls that age long for anyone to pay attention to them sexually. That doesn't make it right or consensual if something does happen.

Just more evidence that women are genetically predisposed to remain in the kitchen.:edgartpg:

nadienne Oct 31, 2006 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GRUN-1
Just more evidence that women are genetically predisposed to remain in the kitchen.:edgartpg:

Whatever. You're not going to tell me that any 14 year old boy is going to turn down a 20 year old woman who wants to seduce him.

ramoth Oct 31, 2006 04:33 PM

Hell no. Any 14 year old boy would be glad to get laid, regardless of her age. It's quite different from "oh wow, he's a college boy, i feel special". It's "sweet, pussy!"

xiaowei Oct 31, 2006 04:34 PM

Obviously they don't.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...2teacher1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...2teacher1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0803052teach1.html

ramoth Oct 31, 2006 04:40 PM

Like I said. "Sweet! Pussy!"

Aquas Oct 31, 2006 05:35 PM

This thread isn't and hasn't really been on topic besides the topic of my romance, and some questions on pedophilia. So I'm gonna close it. I've been judged and the general concensus is that I need to evaluate myself for having these thoughts. To that I say, "Sure, okay, legitimate concern." It's a sensitive subject, obviously. Go make a thread on the sewers if you wanna continue talking about my "values." In quotations because my idea of value (which is subjective) is disagreeing in that I want to "put my diddle" in this girl, which most are going forth to believe. I do agree that I have a sort of attraction to the girl. Enough said.

The thread was supposed to be about other people's experiences with crushes or random romances 'n such. Which it wasn't very fruitful in, but it was fruitful in what I decided to share.

For fun, I'll leave you guys with an (unrelated to the girl previously mentioned, but to a girl my age) erotic poem I've written. :juggler:

Blood Source


As I think of you
this moment is very exciting
because I don't know you are.

As I become erect
I think of you, and
of my pumping blood
into my member

and as I think of you
I want my blood inside of you
surging directly from me
and from my thoughts into you.

I see your sad eyes as I donate to you my endless love

When it's all done
I see you flush up,
vigor rise within you
so I smile.


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