What kind of job is this that it's rarer than Paco being sober on a weeknight?

I would take the 2 homes I grew up in. Though the one with the swimming pool might be a tad unfeasible.

I'd take any sort of decent burger stand with me from Colorado. That's a craving I just can't feel. Well, actually, pretty much any restaurant with decent food would be nice over here.

Or the climbing gym I went to...that would also be super great.