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I poked it and it made a sad sound Jul 27, 2007 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueBomber (Post 478691)
Ok, she's a dumb bitch and all, but Jesus you guys. I really don't wish fucking death upon her...

The reality is: she's searching for her own death. And one day, she'll get it.

Soluzar Jul 27, 2007 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueBomber (Post 478691)
Ok, she's a dumb bitch and all, but Jesus you guys. I really don't wish fucking death upon her...

Ya know what? If she's going to drive while under the influence of God knows what combination of drink and drugs, then I say better her than whatever other poor sucker happens to be sharing the road with her. Unless she's prepared to quit driving while impaired, then the odds are good she's going to kill someone else as well as herself. I'd rather she just quietly self-destruct.

I've been a heavy drinker in my life, and I've smoked dope plenty of times in the past, but at least I had the decency to not get behind a wheel while I was doing it.

Divest Jul 27, 2007 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass (Post 479691)
The reality is: she's searching for her own death. And one day, she'll get it.

Duuuumb. What kinda pseudo-philosophical bullshit is that?

He who seeks death shall find it

Also, didn't you guys read? The coke wasn't even hers. She was holding it for a friend. Or holding the pants for her friend. Or wearing them for her. Or something.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Jul 27, 2007 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Divest (Post 479710)
Duuuumb. What kinda pseudo-philosophical bullshit is that?

You're joking, I'm sure....

....aren't you?

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jul 27, 2007 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass (Post 479691)
The reality is: she's searching for her own death. And one day, she'll get it.

That depends. How many child stars burned themselves out in the same way? Linda Blair, Dana Plato, David Cassidy and Corey Feldman all had serious drug problems and all have survived to some degree or another. (Plato commited suicide years after the fact, even after making porn, so thats rather unrelated).

River Phoenix is an exception, not a rule.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Jul 27, 2007 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by LeHah (Post 479728)
That depends. How many child stars burned themselves out in the same way? Linda Blair, Dana Plato, David Cassidy and Corey Feldman all had serious drug problems and all have survived to some degree or another. (Plato commited suicide years after the fact, even after making porn, so thats rather unrelated).

River Phoenix is an exception, not a rule.

Drugs are one thing. Go nuts, do as many drugs as you like. You can always recover. I don't really give a shit if people want to fill their bodies up with toxic shit. That's their business, not mine.

DUIs are a whole new ball game. You get behind that wheel drunk and you decide to go for a spin, you're taking a MUCH bigger risk. Let's not even consider how much worse it could be when you accidentally kill someone upon killing yourself when hitting a goddamned wall.

Bradylama Jul 27, 2007 01:00 PM

Lohan stopped being hot when she lost the tits.

I am laughing at Devo and her dad for the constant endangerment they face at the hands of celebs.

They're gonna release Nick Nolte like Godzilla on your asses.

Shorty Jul 27, 2007 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Devoxycontin (Post 479794)
I'm not in LA thank god. I'd feel worried about the Socal people like shorty.

Eh, it's why I do the smart thing and stay the HELL away from those expensive places like Santa Monica, Hollywood and Rodeo Drive, etc. etc. etc. (Why in Salem's hell would I want to spend 30 minutes on the 405N sitting there on a 10 mile drive and then sit there for another 20 minutes trying to get off the 10 (oh god), just to spend a fuckload of money and waste gas and endanger my life being in proximity of the likes of Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton, is beyond me.)

I live in very safe, Boring Sub-urbs Torrance. Our Police force is ANAL as fuck so it helps keep all the race-maniacs and those rice-burner crazed-out car owners away too. :)

Divest Jul 27, 2007 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Devoxycontin (Post 479794)
Every outting we have to avoid someone who can't stay in their lane or blows stop signs.

So that's why you people never leave the house.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jul 27, 2007 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass (Post 479737)
DUIs are a whole new ball game.

Montgomery Clift, who was a raging alcholic in his life, drove from Elizabeth Taylor's house drunk, went over an embankment at high speed, down a hill and shoved his car into a tree. When Taylor and Michael Wilding showed up, Wilding had to stick his fingers down Clift's throat because he was choking on his own front teeth. He had to have reconstructive surgery

Clift went on to get another Oscar nomination and two big hits (Judgment at Nuremberg and Frued). Even though his life was called the "longest suicide in Hollywood", he still had a career. Not everyone and everything dies in a DUI, after all.

Divest Jul 27, 2007 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass (Post 479737)
Drugs are one thing. Go nuts, do as many drugs as you like. You can always recover.

You think that people won't drive under the influence of drugs?

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Jul 27, 2007 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Divest (Post 479848)
You think that people won't drive under the influence of drugs?

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass
DUIs are a whole new ball game.

Oh I see.

Iwata Jul 28, 2007 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Garr (Post 480053)
do what Bud Dwyer did. No sense in causing a ruckus in public trying to kill herself.

You should re-phrase that sentence, buddy.


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