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Rydia Mar 12, 2007 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by crabman (Post 409161)
Dude, i wish two king size was good enough for me...

Once in high school the dance company had a candy sale. I literally bought over $20 of Kit Kat in a week, it was the worst time of my life. It was seriously like going to a drug dealer; every time I saw a clear baggy filled with candy (haha) I like ran at her and asked DO YOU HAVE KIT KAT!!!

Ya, I'm pretty sure they put crack in Kit Kat.

Kit Kats were always sold out when those students went around selling candy at my middle school and high school. Now on my college campus, Kit Kats still seem to be the first to run out.

Dark Nation Mar 12, 2007 10:05 PM

THESE:
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/757/hfde499zn4.jpg

CHEESE FLAVORED CRACK. Yeah but seriously they are very delicious you should have some, unless they don't sell them where you live which isn't suprising since they hardly are sold anywhere anymore :( .
I think they're like hoarding them or something, but yeah my favorite flavor by far. Ranch is... okay, but these are like "POW CHEESE IN YO MOUTH, FOO"

NovaX Mar 14, 2007 10:29 AM

SPAM. I honestly can't stop eating it once I have had a taste. SPAM and anchovies are the only foods that literally make my mouth water when thinking about them.

SonicEchidna May 13, 2007 05:17 PM

Salt and Vinegar crisps. Actually, just crisps in general.

They have been an unhealthy addiction of mine for some years now.

ComradeTande May 14, 2007 09:40 AM

hersheys milk chocolate with caramel in the center. i buy one everyday i work (i work at a grocery store). that's 1.50 a day...times it by letsee...at least five days a week, multiply that by 4, and then 12...
i waste 450 dollars on those things a year xD
well, this horrible thing hasn't been going on for a year, but still...

its almost as bad as smoking...except more tasty :P

Zefier May 14, 2007 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Acacia (Post 407377)
Chiptole burritos are another food item I'm SURE is laced with something illegal. I could eat a chicken 'n guac burrito all day long, if I didn't feel sick after my first one.

I second this. Chipotle burritos MUST have something in them... they make you full right after the last bite AND expand your stomach (somehow).

I know a friend who can go through TWO of these, though. Scary, eh? :eagletear:

RacinReaver May 14, 2007 05:22 PM

I could probably do two Chipotle burritos since they're a bit smaller than Qdoba ones which I'm used to.

I've found Taco Bell to be the worst place for eating food and then feeling horribly full afterwards. One time I went there I had two tacos and a small burrito and felt like I was going to explode afterwards (going to the driving range to hit a jumbo bucket of balls in 90° weather after that meal wasn't a very smart move either).

Shorty May 15, 2007 01:21 AM

I say these are pretty unstoppably good too:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...bee-Shrimp.jpg

止められない、止まらない、カッパ海老煎♪
↑This is the oldskool slogan for the snack, roughly translates to: "Can't quit, can't stop, Kappa Shrimp Chips!"

Chibi Neko May 16, 2007 10:59 AM

boston cream donuts from Tim Hortens always do it to me. I used to buy one as a snack for my break at work, but now I always have to buy 2.

Zigan May 16, 2007 11:43 AM

Around where I live, Krispy Kream recently got rid of their la'taes. I used to get one every once in awhile, then they became really addictive. I was quite upset the morning I went to get one and the lady at the drive-thru said they didn't sell them anymore... instead they have these new drinks now (forget what they're called). So i decided i'll try one of those--a flavor called Mocha Dream. I was surprised when she handed it to me since it looked exactly what i used to get before with the whip cream ontop... cept this time it was better... I'll be getting those from now on. @_@

Mucknuggle May 16, 2007 12:34 PM

Leave any kind of sour candy near me, or licorice, and the stuff will be gone within a few hours. I just can't seem to stop my hand from drifting to the bag every now and then. I'm not quite so bad with chocolate though.

Dee May 17, 2007 11:30 PM

I'm not a fan of Krispy Kreme. But I am a fan of Dunkin' Donuts. Shoot man, those donuts are obsessive. I always swear myself to eat one, but I end up eating two/three. Awful, just plain awful. I like the plain glazed variety.

Any chocolate is also hovering on obsessive for me. My mom bought these Crunch eggs for Easter and I eat like 10 in one sitting. Twix is probably my downfall too.

SuperDK May 18, 2007 04:59 AM

Holy crap Shorty, I used to eat that all the damn time. My parents would go buy those and then we (my siblings and me) would always eat them like they were some sort of delicacy. Man, those were the days.

I don't know if I should say this or not, but Little Debbie's fucking Oatmeal Creme Pies always get to me. I don't know who filled her, but please keep doing so. ok that was bad

Malahk Angel May 19, 2007 04:08 PM

We don't have Krispy Kreme up here that I'm aware of, but when I was living in Virginia, I ate them things all the time. I've had an odd craving ever since I moved to New Hampshire, and now that I've been reminded... I think I know what it is o_O.

r[aV]el May 21, 2007 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RacinReaver (Post 433599)
I could probably do two Chipotle burritos since they're a bit smaller than Qdoba ones which I'm used to.

I've found Taco Bell to be the worst place for eating food and then feeling horribly full afterwards. One time I went there I had two tacos and a small burrito and felt like I was going to explode afterwards (going to the driving range to hit a jumbo bucket of balls in 90° weather after that meal wasn't a very smart move either).

Okay that doesn't make much sense unless you're implying there's something weird in Taco bell's tacos. I can only eat 1 Chipotle burrito but I can eat 8-10 taco bell tacos (those are tiny little buggers).

RacinReaver May 22, 2007 12:10 AM

I am saying there's something weird in Taco Bell's tacos. I'll eat one of their cheaper burritos and feel as full as after I had eaten at Qdoba. I think that's where their whole "I'M FULL" ad campaign comes from.

elwe May 22, 2007 12:41 AM

I totally agree with the Marie Callendar's entrees, as well as the Krispy Kremes. Mmmm. Also, my latest obsession: FLA.VOR.ICE. I've been eating a bunch of those every day. That can't be good. By the way, for once, the blue and red ones aren't the best. =O

Why can't I be addicted to a HEALTHY food?! (Oh, wait--BERRIES!)

And, uh, Raisinets. ;_;

doldrums Jun 5, 2007 03:16 AM

i was hooked on beef teriyaki a while back :P i'd have it for lunch from work every day. i've also been hooked on root beer floats! :D they're so good! i still crave them but don't go about buying to make some anymore. i would practically finish the the half gallon ice cream b/c my family doesnt really like vanilla. also, orange chicken from panda express!

Additional Spam:
oh also nachos and those sobe drinks!

BlueEdge Jun 5, 2007 01:14 PM

Mmm...I could never really get into Krispy Kremes...they were...too soft? Felt like I was biting into nothing. I prefer Tim Horton's donuts...they aren't coating in a 5mm layer of glaze?

ctu Jun 5, 2007 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CelticWhisper (Post 401462)
Reese's motherfucking peanut butter cups.

I remember first really, really getting hooked when I was maybe...9? I always had the sneaking suspicion that I'd outgrow it some day, that it was a youthful sweet-tooth addiction, something that wouldn't stick.

Well wouldn't you know it, someone in my company's marketing department keeps their candy dish stocked with various sundry sugary products, and among those products...Reese's cups.

I don't know what's more frightening: the fact that today, at 23 years old, I'm still addicted to the goddamn things, or the fact that they may actually lead me to believe there is some redeeming characteristic to the marketing profession. *shudder*

I used to be, but not so much anymore. Tho I can never say no to the white chocolate one (or just about anything thats white chocolate :P)

aviness Jun 19, 2007 07:17 AM

Has anybody had Snyder's pretzel pieces? It is insanely addictive, so if you haven't tried it yet, I strongly suggest you to try it out. My favorite flavor is honey mustard and onion, but buffalo wings and ranch flavor are insane too.

My friend and I love them so much, that the next morning, we get the Snyder hangover, where your tongue hurts like crap from eating too many of them and leaving your mouth all salty going to bed.

RacinReaver Jun 19, 2007 09:39 AM

My dad's always liked their "Special Dark" variety. I think it's just the pretzels that get a little too burnt during cooking.

Twinkies are something I can never put down. I never buy any sort of cream-filled Tastykake/Hostess/Little Debbie snack because I'm afraid I'd eat the entire box in one sitting. :(

brknredcrayon Jun 23, 2007 06:45 PM

there is this a restaurant in China town near me that makes the best fried calamari i've ever had, i get it every time.

...that and anything gummy (worms, bears, sharks (thebest)

Bernard Black Jun 23, 2007 07:12 PM

I'm not a big fan of sweet foods (although saying that I could eat either regular kitkats or kendel mint cake until I burst). As for savoury, I'll second sour cream and chive flavoured Pringles. Once you pop, you really really can't stop :( Also, I am so addicted to avacados at the moment that I've practically lived off them for the past three months.

DragoonKain Jun 24, 2007 12:41 AM

Homemade chocolate chip cookies are maybe the most tempting food ever for me. They smell and look so good and moist.


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