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Dec 9, 2006 - 01:27 AM
My Commentary on the Trolling of Seris
Irregardless isn't a word Brady.


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Nov 23, 2006 - 02:09 PM
Finished Children of Mana
Fuck you Squeenix. Fuck. You.


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Nov 4, 2006 - 03:27 PM
CG Film With an All-Animal Cast
Is this an official genre now? How can kids even keep track of which shitty licensed game they want their parents to buy any more?

Bought Children of Mana on SPOOKYWEEN. It's pretty fun, though I can see where all the bitching is coming from. It's a through and through hack and slash dungeon crawl more akin to Gauntlet than any previous Mana game. Hearing about this game was one of the things that spurred me to purchase a DS (that and the idea of playing Mario Kart online, something the players themselves managed to ruin) and I can't say I'm not disappointed. That being said, it's the perfect portable game. Wade into a dungeon; hack your way through four levels; save and put the DS back in your pocket. It's a format that simply doesn't lend itself well to sprawling epics.

I'm looking into a way to have my paychecks directly forwarded to Nintendo for the remainder of the holiday season. It would really save me a lot of time and useless mucking around in bank lines.


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Oct 21, 2006 - 11:49 PM
The New Job
I don't like it.


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Sep 27, 2006 - 07:57 PM
ABORT MISSION
I lost my job yesterday. I wasn't fired or laid off; the motherfucking company went bankrupt. They closed down 26 restaraunts within the span of a few hours. Roughly 780 more Americans (and let's be realistic, a few illegals) are now unemployeed. Thanks a million Uncle Julio, you fat piece of shit.


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Sep 22, 2006 - 10:05 PM
In Memory of The Extremist
I hate bloggers who use song lyrics for every entry name.
I hate people with novelty license plates that say things like "May we suggest BEEF."
I hate people that buy their entire personality from t-shirt shops.
I hate local commercials that come on twice as loud as the program you're watching.
I hate reality TV and anybody who enjoys it.
I hate anybody with more money than me.
I hate raw onions on hamburgers or Mexican food.
I hate MadTV and anybody who's ever written for it or been a guest star.
I hate people who order $100 dollars worth of food at a restaurant and can't spare more than two bucks for the waiter who caterred to their every need.
I hate Uwe Boll.
I hate people who snake in Mario Kart DS.
I hate scratchy toilet paper.

I've been told I have a negative opinion, and I don't have any friends. Also, my father beats me with a fan belt he brought home from his job at the junkyard. I hope I can have lots of fun at these internet forums.


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Sep 11, 2006 - 12:56 PM
A Reserved and Contemplative Patriot's Day
I bought Starfox Command last night. The low amount of turns in strategy mode is ridiculous. "Didn't kill all fishpeople fast enough giant phallus missile out of NOWHERE." I tried wifi and got my ass handed to me by some Japanese people.

Picked up some cheap SASSBOX games recently because my girlfriend has one and I've been wanting to play the gems of the console. Also, I lost my PS2 memory card so I'm not really relishing the idea of dishing out an extra $25 to play whatever games I pick up for it. Anyway, I've grabbed Panzer Dragoon, Crimson Skies, Jade Empire, and DOA3 so far. She already had JSRF and I picked up the first Halo for her a few Christmas days ago. I refuse to buy Halo 2 until the motherfucker drops down to $19.99. Anybody have any other bargin bin suggestions?

never forget


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Aug 16, 2006 - 04:50 PM
I had a dream*
Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity. But one hundred years later, we must face the tragic fact that the Negro is still not free.

One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land.

So we have come here today to dramatize an appalling condition. In a sense we have come to our nation's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir.

This note was a promise that all men would be guaranteed the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check which has come back marked "insufficient funds." But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation.

So we have come to cash this check -- a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice. We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to open the doors of opportunity to all of God's children. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood.

It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment and to underestimate the determination of the Negro. This sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. Those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. There will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights.

The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges. But there is something that I must say to my people who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. we must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force.

The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny and their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom.

We cannot walk alone. And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall march ahead. We cannot turn back. There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, "When will you be satisfied?" we can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the Negro's basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow cells. Some of you have come from areas where your quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive.

Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed. Let us not wallow in the valley of despair. I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day the state of Alabama, whose governor's lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls and walk together as sisters and brothers. I have a dream today. I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together. This is our hope. This is the faith with which I return to the South. With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with a new meaning, "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim's pride, from every mountainside, let freedom ring." And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true. So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania! Let freedom ring from the snowcapped Rockies of Colorado! Let freedom ring from the curvaceous peaks of California! But not only that; let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia! Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee! Let freedom ring from every hill and every molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

When we let freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, "Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

*Dream may or may not be original.


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Aug 8, 2006 - 11:30 PM
Cleared to Launch
They say it's funny how things work out. It's actually just convenient.

I'm currently renting a home in a small rural community a few miles from my hometown. I'm living with my girlfriend of some 21 months. Both of us are waiting tables at separate restaurants and getting by with just a bit of struggling. We're planning to start classes at the community college in a few weeks providing the financial aid goes through.

We finally decided we had enough money to afford internet a few weeks ago, mainly because my parents agreed to pay the first month and activation fees. My choices were dialup, satellite (which I hear is unreliable and costs about 2 billion dollars a month), a hic-run local cable company that doesn't even answer the phone half the time, and the evil AT&T conglomerate which recently swallowed Southwestern Bell. I signed my pact with the hideous beast and my modem arrived by way of UPS yesterday afternoon. The blasphemous revenant they carved into my forehead using the charred femur of a still-born Jewish child is a small price to pay for the luxuries of broadband.

See you folks later, I've got more shit to steal.


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Aug 8, 2006 - 05:04 PM
Hello Internet
What have you been up to?


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