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Jun 13, 2010 - 09:49 PM
You Know, Guys...
The meet was fun and all, but I'm not particularly enjoying these post-meet entries in which everyone accuses me of stealing something.

I mistakenly wound up with Puck's mask and didn't immediately return it. I didn't know it had such personal value, so I didn't put a rush on it. I'm genuinely sorry for that. I don't know what's been said about this while I wasn't around to hear but just know I immediately handed it over when asked of its whereabouts and tried my best to explain and apologize to Puck and Thud.

So everyone making fun of me over something which I truly feel bad about, it's funny to you but not to me.

Just sayin'.

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Jun 1, 2010 - 10:22 PM
Gifts. They Are Mandatory.

I expect material offerings of acceptable quality and retail value.

I got my lungs torn out, got ice-burned by a lying bitch (redundant?) so she could hook up with a rent-a-cop/amateur cage fighter instead, and got kicked out of my home, all to make it to this thing.

I deserve something nice.

Shiny wrappings are preferred.

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May 26, 2010 - 12:31 AM
I Am Now A Hobo

I was kicked out of my house today. Tensions had been mounting for a long while; I didn't feel welcome, and my family felt I'd been there too long. After tiring of feeling like an intruder in my own home for so long, a small argument over a bothersome, automated caller escalated into a critique on everything that's wrong with me, and though I tried to remain calm, I was put on the defensive. I said the wrong thing and was shown the door.

Most of my life is now in my car. I'm allowed to come back for the big stuff in time, but otherwise, I'm to keep my distance. I'm staying at my brother's for a couple days but it's not ideal since he doesn't really have the means to support a guest. I have a couple options, and I'm pretty sure my one friend will be glad to help me when I'm down. He lives a county away, however, and that, combined with having no actual residence, means I will probably have to quit my job earlier than planned.

I had plans to move to Pittsburgh in July anyhow to attend school. This isn't quite the monkey wrench it seems. It just forces me to expedite the matter. It also might grease some wheels, since my situation could be considered a medical emergency due to my post-transplant status. At the very least, being unemployed and homeless would make me eligible for things like Medicaid and food stamps. I dislike it but you do what you must to survive, ya know. At worst, I'll go to Pittsburgh, put myself up in a Ronald McDonald house with medical consent, and apply for a financial hardship waiver. I know such a possibility exists.

The good news is that this doesn't really interfere with my plans to attend the Meet in Maine. I just might arrive with a carload of 50% of my belongings that will need to be stowed somewhere. Fortunately, some of those things are stuff I'd planned to bring to Maine anyhow, and made certain to pack up. I'm also probably free to visit my friend in Boston for a few more days, as she's been bugging me.

I'm just not sure exactly what's going to happen now. I'll get it sorted out since I've formed enough contacts to weather things like this. It's just the in-between time that I hate. I never truly believed I'd be cast to the curb before I was ready to leave the house. I was wrong.

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May 20, 2010 - 11:31 PM
Sometimes You Find Things You Want...

And sometimes you find things you need.

I sure can't afford this now but I feel that it would be a deserving gift to myself after graduation. I've always had an affection for finely crafted watches but have never owned one. Right now, I have a pretty decent Mickey Mouse watch. It wasn't cheap and you'd almost never know its nature at a glance but at the end of the day, it still has a pair of Mickey ears for the 12 o'clock symbol.

What I so totally need is this gorgeous timepiece.

I apologize for the lack of an image but the site uses Flash. It's extremely well done Flash, however, and maybe you can appreciate the show the Movado people put on. All I know is I want that thing around my wrist in four years.

God, that thing is sexy.

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May 18, 2010 - 10:54 PM
It Occurs to Me
...that I really would love to play through Breath of Fire III again. That game was so full of fun, imagination and spritey goodness.

I'm almost afraid to search Ebay, though, for fear of the prices people will want. I cannot possibly imagine it is cheap.

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May 3, 2010 - 09:54 PM
Dubai Fountain - Baba Yetu

We all know the song, I think. But this takes it to a whole new level of grandeur.

YouTube Video

Absolutely gorgeous.

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May 2, 2010 - 01:07 AM
I Truly, Desperately Need Someone Tomorrow Night
I don't care who it is, but PLEASE someone call me. Even Deni is fine.

Everything I know has been torn from its foundation and twisted upside-down in the past twelve hours.

I am beyond numb from the shock and absolutely furious. I've never felt so thoroughly like crap in my entire life.

I have work in the morning, but after 3PM Eastern time, I'm free.

I need to talk to someone before I explode or do something I truly regret.

Please, I'm begging. I know I've been a dick lately but I'm reaching out for some help and comfort right now. I sincerely don't know what to do.

Just post in the replies if you plan to call.

My number is 716-957-6696.

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Apr 3, 2010 - 08:25 PM
Who the Fuck ARE You People Anymore?!
Seriously. You have names. You registered with them.


This is how we know who the fuck is saying what.

Seriously, as I figure out who each and every one of you are, I'm changing you back.

This bullshit has gone too far.

(As a side, requesting "Namingforce" banner.)

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Requesting Retro Week with Name Changes by DieSeLFueLeD

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Mar 28, 2010 - 10:03 PM
As many are aware, I've been after Bonesteel's woman, Melinda, for a while now. It was only two months ago, however, that Melinda got tired of Bonesteel's lack of commitment and dumped him. Still, she has had to remain living in the same apartment with him due to not having enough money to move back east.

She and Bonesteel were together for six years and he was her first; naturally there was some distress. I tried to be considerate and give her room to heal but there came a point where I could no longer be silent. I told Melinda how I felt about her. This news came as a genuine shock, for she'd never suspected I had any feelings for her at all. I am evidently too good at concealing my emotions. I thought she'd suspected for quite a while. What I thought were purposeful flirtations and innuendos were merely friendly jokes.

But she wasn't upset at all. Melinda said she couldn't make any commitments because it wasn't absolutely certain that she was done with Bonesteel. She promised to give him until May to redeem himself. I do not believe he is capable, but who knows? She admitted that it's very possible she could be attracted to me once her head is cleared from this mess. She wants time to decide what her path will be.

Unfortunately, there is another man, one named Mike. Mike is a Libertarian rent-a-cop, from Ohio, whose hobby is cage fighting. He also thinks he's some smooth operator. But he's known Melinda for as long as I have, and recently also declared his feelings for her. The caveat is that Mike and Melinda have never met in person; they met online. She does want to meet him, and there are plans for this to happen in May when she visits her friend in Pennsylvania.

Mike has been very dogged in his pursuit of Melinda, showering her with attention and making strong, suggestive remarks about marriage and children. Melinda tells me it's annoying at times, and borderline obsessive, but I sense that she truly doesn't mind the attention and flattery.

Mike has been pestering me over AIM for two weeks, attempting to "befriend" me, since we're both large parts of Melinda's life. I've been extremely reluctant to chat since he is, essentially, my foe here. I finally relented this afternoon when he raised the valid poiint that it's rather slimy of me to speak ill of him behind his back but cannot say anything to him directly.

Mike told me, in a nutshell, that I stood no chance with Melinda. He claims she has already confessed her love for him and has dreamed about him on one occasion. I was informed of this dream by Melinda, and it was not romantic or sexual in context at all, but he sure would like me to draw that conclusion. He then said she sees me more as a brother and that I should spare myself the heartbreak and look elsewhere. Mike then sugar-coated it with some flattery about my intellect and strength of character, and offered to coach me in how to more effectively pick up women. How nice of him.

It's basically an attempt at "Stockholm Syndrome." By befriending me, he probably hopes that I'll grow to like him enough so as to not mind if he gets the girl, because I'll trust that Melinda has made a good choice. Fat chance. It's an obvious snow job and even Melinda agrees.

Melinda has told me she definitely does not love him. He annoys her frequently, to the point where she has to stop talking to him for a while just to cool off. She knows he has lied to her and to her best friend, Cassie. She also believes him to be rather manipulative. At the same time, she has admitted that his constant attention and expressions of love have grown on her somewhat.

I thought that it was probably better to give her the necessary room to get over Bonesteel and get the hell out of Colorado. I didn't want to smother her and just add to the confusion. However Mike did just that and was succeeding. Being mindful of her space was evidently the incorrect play, no matter how much sense it made. I've even been told this directly. Not harshly but in a suggestive way.

What have we learned? If you want something, don't wait for it to choose to come to you. Reach out and fucking take it.

I've never done the aggressive thing before, at least not with women. I get wrapped up in what they think of me. I think I appear timid. In fact I'm pretty sure of it. Hell with that. I haven't been given a "no" and that's all the encouragement I need to move things up several gears.

It'll be fascinating, and I might fall completely on my face. But I ain't rolling over for no weaselly, musclebound, ex-Mormon she's never even met in person. Hell no. Mike's attempt at steering me away has backfired. The gloves are completely off now.

I know I'm the better man. I'm not manipulative and I don't lie to her friends. I've always been good to her. It's time to make her realize this.

Sorry for the sorta-emo rant. Sometimes you just gotta vent, you know?

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Feb 25, 2010 - 04:01 AM
Accordion Hero
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The kid's 15. Normally, I'd be all cynical and say he's never, ever gonna get laid, but shit, once you reach that level of anything - especially if it's before you can purchase beer - pussy is probably surprisingly attainable.

This is astounding. Weird Al has done the accordion a great injustice.

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