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Jun 15, 2006 - 11:02 AM |
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Sass vs. Elixir, the musical |
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*The stage curtain lifts, with LeHah standing on a soap box, in front of a large crowd*
LeHah(dramatically):Is it me or is there a hysterical, bitter irony about handicapped people driving?
How can you be handicapped - and drive? Isn't that fucking backwards? "I can't walk around or use my legs well - but I can drive my car!" What is that shit? Who came up with this idea?
"I'm handicapped and need a wheelchair to get around. This allows me to park anywhere I want - but don't treat me different because I'm handicapped! Handicapped! HANDICAPPED!"
Seriously, theres something fucking wrong with this basic idea.
Can handicapped people fly planes?
More importantly, can planes fly handicapped people?
*Intro number*
*enter Elixir*
Elixir(enter measure 42):PS2 controllerrrrrrrrrs.
*enter Sass on pallet jack*
Sass(with angst)(measure 54): shut up, you're annoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy*breath*innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Elixir(measure 132): sto-op complaining!
Sass(measure 134):
(Return to measure 132. Repeat 50 times)
*curtain drops*
I will be working on the full score for this after work.
It is guaranteed to be a hit.
EDIT: Thank God LeHah finally Ghost Ridered that shit.
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