[Amusing] Cooking Mama: Unauthorized PeTA Edition

This a whole bag of awesome fun until the the ending

Spoiler:

where Mama has a change of heart and goes veg



oh and here's some bonus wallpaper

edit: upon playing tofu dinner here's another wallpaper

ENJOY! Also this smells of wonderful libel for Majesco and possibly Nintendo.

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God, how I fucking hate PETA. They're like Jehova's Witnesses only instead of coming to my door they come to EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR AND ATTACK IT.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Can't wait for the electric car version of Gran Turismo.

60MPH FUCK YES

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

Can't wait for the electric car version of Gran Turismo.

60MPH FUCK YES

Well, that's never going to happen. PETA doesn't care about the environment, only animals. Though, now if it was a game about how cars use bovine gas to run, then you might have something.

How ya doing, buddy?

Their "tofu-turkey" is probably one of the worst concoctions ever.

(yes I played the bonus level)

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Grail

Well, that's never going to happen. PETA doesn't care about the environment, only animals. Though, now if it was a game about how cars use bovine gas to run, then you might have something.

See this, folks? See this?

People like this are why GFF cannot have nice jokes.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

There was an Everyone Loves Raymond Thanksgiving episode that featured a spectacularly terrible tofu turkey. A turkey sacrificed itself to save the day of the fictional Italian family. PeTA is trying to break fictional Italian families!

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

See this, folks? See this?

People like this are why GFF cannot have nice jokes.

Who said it was a joke Crashy-poo?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Never call me that again.

Seriously. There will be repercussions.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Mama loves animals. The only thing Mama doesn't like is when you fuck up dinner.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I love how the argument at the end is that you should be a vegetarian because preparing meat is "gross", whereas molding curds into the shape of animal and then eating that is not gross, though it does involve copious amounts of brown mystery sauce.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If you're crazy enough to convince yourself that Tofurkey tastes as good as the real McCoy then you're kind of missing the point of vegetarianism.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Saw this on SomethingAwful this morning ='D Fun stuff indeed~

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

See this, folks? See this?

People like this are why GFF cannot have nice jokes.

If he was being really anal he'd have pointed out that there's a challenge in GT4 where you have to do a lap in an electric car keeping your fuel economy over a certain level to pass. It's really, really boring.

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Originally Posted by Bigblah

Their "tofu-turkey" is probably one of the worst concoctions ever.

(yes I played the bonus level)

That doesn't change the fact that "tofurkey" might be the greatest word in the English language.

FELIPE NO

Majesco makes a press release in response to PeTA.

Cooking Mama World Kitchen: Cooking Mama Responds To PETA

Very well done. =')

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?