Your life as a TV show

So, I was thinking about it the other day.

What would your life be like if there were invisible cameras following you around everywhere you went? People somewhere were watching you. (Not at ALL times of course, I mean, you'd have some sort of privacy but work with me here).

Would you make an interesting show?
What kind of show would it be? (Drama, Horror, etc.)
Would it be worth watching?

Personally, I think my life would be an excellent show. People would definitely have fun with it. The genre? A comedy. Long and far. Random shit happens to me all the time, stuff that I always wish someone else could have seen as well. I think an audience would have fun with those kinds of things and I make a decent lead actor as well, though I wouldn't be acting, obviously.

What about you?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

If my life was a TV Show it would get canned within a hour or 2

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If my life were a TV show it would be Entourage or The Girls Next Door... At least in my head... In reality it would be The Mad Real World and I'd cry myself to sleep every night.

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My life as a TV Show. It would essentially be like Clerks if it took place in a grocery store.

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It would depend - my life as I go to work, go to school, and come home is pretty prototypical, and pretty boring. If I was able to get my family involved, though, it would be pretty good. An Americanized-yet-obviously-and-loudly-Hong-Kong-Chinese mom, a brilliant-and-socially-adept-but-rather-quiet Caucasian father, a too-smart-for-his-own-good-and-socially-awkward 10-year old brother, an overly-precocious-clever 8-year-old brother, a grandma who only speaks Cantonese and constantly manipulates her live-in daughters, two single very-Chinese aunts with Brooklyn accents, the list goes on.

Stuff with friends might have potential, too. Groups of gay Mormons are hilarity incarnate.

I was speaking idiomatically.

My show would get canceled because I don't have exciting days every single day. I have my moments but it really depends on what's going on. I guess my show would be like a documentary-type thing. It'll be me with a camera going to the mall, friend's house, schoool, eh. I guess like a video blog thing.

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It'd be like the coffee shop parts of Felicity. Although I think she worked at Dean and Deluca. And I don't have a hilariously gay latino boss. I have a large goofy white boss who's not gay.

Oh and my home life would be quite boring, so we wouldn't focus on that.

FELIPE NO

Mine would be boring as shit, and I doubt the camera crew would be able to set up their bright lights in my small as shit motel room.

the only thing I would see interesting of some stimuli event were to happen, me being completely out of the know during that mess.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Beauty and the Geek.

Minus the beauty.



Jam it back in, in the dark.

A tv show of my life wouldn't be as interesting now as perhaps it would have been a few years back but if they just took highlights of the week, it'd be like a serialised version of the film Human Traffic more than anything else.

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If I was a teenager maybe, not sure about now.

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Right now, my life is pretty bland as I work two jobs and sleep inbetween. And both of my jobs are pretty monotonous and boring; I doubt I'd be able to keep the audience awake.

Back when I was a student though (and had all the drama to go along with it) I bet my show would've been much more interesting. Probably would've been alot like Friends.

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I already turned my life into a TV show.

Right now, though, it would be boring as shit. I work at IMAX 5 days a week and then sit around and watch movies the other 2 days. It's a pretty boring life right now, but when I move out in a few months the ratings should climb back up again.

I was speaking idiomatically.

My show would be a documentary about microbiology and food safety research, because that's just about eating up most of my time outside of classes right now.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

My friends and I are always toying around with this exact idea. Hell, I've always said that the many moments we spend together can be broken down into 'sitcom moments' and 'movie moments,' mostly because we often get into hilarious or drama-filled situations. If anything, a good representation of the type of show we'd be in is 'That 70's Show,' and the type of movie we'd be in is 'Friday.'

FELIPE NO

I don't know if anyone's full lives would make a good show - there's to much downtime. There'd have to be cuts somewhere between me watching TV or sitting on the can. If I could condense my days into 22-minute segements, I could certainly make it work. Oh, and I'd have narrate, 'cause that would make or break it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh, narration... Good idea, Nall. I think I'd have Alec Baldwin narrate my show. He did a good job with Royal Tenenbaums.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

My life would be like Queer as Folk. But with less sex. And less pretty people.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Person who doesn't really socialize, not "anti-social", but "not social", spend the day doing not much but playing SimCity 4 and doing boring comics.

I don't know, I don't go out and look for troubles, if it were the case maybe I'd be more fun to be around.

I wouldn't watch myself as a TV show.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.