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Dealmakers
I guess most of you will remember the dealbreakers thread from about three weeks ago. I decided to flip the script.
In this thread, discuss the things that are absolute dealmakers for you in a relationship. For those of you who don't know what I mean, a "dealmaker" is something that a person does (usually in the very beginning of a relationship, but not always) that causes you to think that nothing could be better. I'll post mine now, but an example would be you're out on a first or second date with someone and you catch them picking their nose and are so arroused that you can't wait to go out with them again. Or it could be something less obvious, but still something you melt over, like finding out that someone has three nipples. What are your dealmakers? Mine: My girlfriend recently expressed to me that she loves the smell of cigarettes and beer on a person. It just so happens that I don't drink beer and very recently quit smoking, so I missed out on this particular opportunity to use the last legal drugs as excessively as I'd like and get away with it. But, it's still pretty cool to know that had I not decided to be more presentable, I'd still have a beautiful woman to cook, clean, and have sex with. She also thoroughly enjoys my highly animated stories about drug use. She laughs with me. Wow. If that isn't golden. Most amazing jew boots |
Being open minded and not only capable of keeping up with me being a satirical bastard but actually challenge it are probably the two main winners for me. I usually have to settle for less though.
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Regressing Since 1988 |
I'm a little bitch when it comes to relationships, which is something I'm trying to change. So if a girl takes charge right away, while managing to retain that 'nice girl' image and without trodding all over me? Well, that really hits the spot.
Oh, and I think that it's awesome when a girl says she wants to play Halo with me. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |