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 Member 31510 Level 1.21 Aug 2008 |
WOMENS ISSUES
CAN BE SOLVED BY THREE SIMPLE STEPS
have sex clean the house cook the dinner Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 267 Level 49.52 Mar 2006 |
Now see, if you made this kind of thread more often we wouldn't have to spank you so much
There's nowhere I can't reach.  |
Member 20 Level 52.53 Feb 2006 |
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
 Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
"the" dinner?
So, just one dinner? Ever? Because I'm gonna be hungry again next week I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?  |
Member 20 Level 52.53 Feb 2006 |
Go to fucking Pizza Hut then
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 267 Level 49.52 Mar 2006 |
Bitch better walk to Pizza Hut and have it ready for me when I get home
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
PIZZA GOT COLD
TIME FOR MR. LOUISVILLE Most amazing jew boots |
Member 20 Level 52.53 Feb 2006 |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Both.
Jam it back in, in the dark.  John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 518 Level 32.84 Mar 2006 |
There's nowhere I can't reach.  
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Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
Awesome. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
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Member 4460 Level 13.04 Apr 2006 |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 16658 Level 28.10 Dec 2006 |
Ugh, no WONDER I've been feeling like my life hasnt been complete in a long time. I keep forgetting that whole 'make dinner' thing... what the hell. Why wasnt I informed of this sooner?
Alright, so what does everyone want for dinner? Bernard Black, you wanna help me with this? It may get tedious. I was speaking idiomatically.  |
Member 14 Level 54.72 Feb 2006 |
No, Tem. "Cook the dinner" is third for a reason.
First you must make with the sex, then clean up this fucking sty. PRIORITIES! What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 175 Level 58.82 Mar 2006 |
WHATEVER, BITCH. GIVE ME A CHICKEN SANDWICH WIT SUM WAFFLE FRIES.
FOR FREE FELIPE NO |
Member 16658 Level 28.10 Dec 2006 |
Ohhhhhh OK! I got it now.
Well Ence, I will get right on that, as soon as I make with the sex (it must come FIRST), and THEN clean up around here. Crash, looking around, it really looks like I'll need all the time I'll be waiting to get laid in order to clean... so can I START cleaning while I wait to make with the sex, or do I HAVE to wait for teh sex to be done to get started? I'm thinking efficiently here. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 14 Level 54.72 Feb 2006 |
No, you must wait. Do your nails or something. I will be up shortly.
And stop asking questions. DO YOU SEE "THINK" ON THAT LIST? NO YOU DO NOT, SO KNOCK IT OFF, BITCH. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
 Most amazing jew boots John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 16658 Level 28.10 Dec 2006 |
Crash, this is fair warning that cleaning this place will take MONTHS. Therefore, if I do everything in that EXACT order, it could be YEARS before my WOMENS ISSUES are SOLVED.
First, I'm not getting laid anytime soon, so that could be years already... then cleaning this place... THEN making dinner? What is everyone eating for dinner during those YEARS when I'm cleaning up around here? And even if, by some miracle I make with the sex tomorrow, that means I cant repeat the process until everything is cleaned and dinner is cooked, which could take MONTHS. I JUST WANT MY WOMENS ISSUES SOLVED BY THREE SIMPLE STEPS, BUT THEY'RE NOT STAYING SIMPLE!!! ;_; This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Step 1: Leave us the fuck alone when the game is on.
Step 2: Don't make us talk to your mom. We don't care. Step 3: No, I don't care about your cat. Step 4: Blowjobs are a right, not a privilege. Step 5: Lose horribly to us when we play games with you. (Jessy is great at this. Take notes.)* *Everything I've learned about women's problems I learned from stand-up comedy. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
 Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 175 Level 58.82 Mar 2006 |
 What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 20 Level 52.53 Feb 2006 |
Haha wait until Sassafrass discovers that
FELIPE NO |
Member 389 Level 49.28 Mar 2006 |
What the fuck. How is it all you people can call yourself men, but you leave off the fourth step - coat hangers.
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Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
 Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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