"Find Jesus"

Originally Posted by LeHah

Jesus was probably licking toads or licking LSD off red woolen shirts in men's bathrooms or cramming drugs up his own ass. Anyway, I'm sure you've all seen what assholes potheads turn into when they have the munchies and get crumbs all over the couch. Fuck that shit.

Propped for some of the best blasphemy this side of the Mississippi.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm not an expert on religion, but the whole "find Jesus" thing is a very American saying, and I don't want to go on and on about its ideological roots here (the history, the frontier, etc.).

My friend once put it this way: "I found Jesus. He was behind the couch."

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?