[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

I don't really know why but I'm hoping for a win from Mr.Monday Night at ECW One Night Stand. Also I'd like Mysterio to retain the title against Sabu. And for the Edge & Mick Foley match vs. Tommy Dreamer and Terry Funk don't really care. But I'm going to like Tazz getting back in action when he goes one on one with Jerry"The King"Lawler.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

SmackDown is saved it has a new hero. :P I don't know if this can be counted as a spoiler. But why spoil the surprise.

Are you for real?

I'd like to lose Kane and then he comes back about six months later and inturrepts a match between Undertaker and whoever and gives Undertaker a chokeslam.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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This is what I find funny Cena gets owned by ECW. I loved how the Sandman took that kendle stick and beat the crap out of Cena.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Happy?

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Fag

How ya doing, buddy?

This one is better!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xriSd...llian%20Garcia

Originally Posted by Slash

What the hell is a kendle stick?

I meant kendo stick.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Darsh

This may sound odd, but I think Nitro deserves a huge push for the title. This guy is really fast and talented in the ring and has the look and entrance of a champion, and since the wwe needs new faces, I think this guy is perfect for a future title run.

What? It's all about Rob Van Dam!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It's going to suck if Rey Mysterio jumps to ECW.

FELIPE NO

I'm hoping a win from Rob Van Dam at ECW One Night Stand renames the title the ECW World Championship and then at Vengeance Edge wins the title and renames it the WWE Championship.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Even though Rob Van Dam won the title I would of cashed in the money in the bank at Vengeance after Cena vs. Edge.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by dagget

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The whole DX segment had my laughing so hard I was almost crying. "Shane.. are you mildly retarded."

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I loved how all that crap poured down on the MacMahons and The Spirit Squad. I also liked when Triple H when he was acting like the chairman, I like dicks, small dicks, big dicks, short dicks, long dicks, fat dicks, skinny dicks, white dicks, small dicks, I love dicks! Also when Michaels was doing Shane's little dance was funny too.

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