What the hell I was thinking? (we're talking about clothing here)

Right now I'm wearing a black Slipknot T-Shirt I bought about 3 years ago. It isn't that bad, it's just the "S" Logo on the front and the name of the band on the back, I still believe it isn't that bad but I definitely wouldn't buy anything Sliplnot related nowadays.

So, do you have any similar story? Have you ever bought something you never actually wore?

Discutan, perras.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Not really. I buy softwares and peripherals I dont need for my computer. that sucks

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Not really clothes but Um, yah... swords, armor. Stuff like that, things I will realistically speaking never need. ever.

Oh once I bought these cosplay chobits ear from ebay. Worst 12$ ever spent.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I bought this shirt...it's really ugly. Kind of like, grey and brown and blue all mixed together in this weird pattern. The material feels very thick, for a button-up shirt. It's just ugly. I'm never going to wear it again. Apparently I had a brain freeze when I bought it years ago.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yes, I still own 'the jeans of spite'.

One time I was in a store with my mother and she spotted some jeans that were totally ripped and covered in paint and commented on how ugly they were. So of course I had to buy them.

I look at them now with some sort of detached bemusement, yet strangely they're the best fitting pair of pants I have ever not worn ;(

I was speaking idiomatically.

The thread poster is obviously male. ;( Every time I buy clothes, I end up wearing one or two things and absolutely hating the rest because when I get home it's magically ugly, makes me look fat, is too big, or I wonder what the hell possessed me to leave the store with that monstrosity.

For example: last week I bought three shirts, a jacket, and some sandals. Wearing one shirt, and sandals. I'm trying to warm to the jacket since it's a lot of effort returning it. The other two shirts were on sale so who cares.

I waste a lot of money this way - I tried to counterract it by trying on EVERYTHING before I buy it, but it doesn't help.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Worst thing i EVER bought were these 2 pairs of jeans over in Vietnam.

I was tryin to be trendy, borderline metro fag by 'uppin my style'.
They were tight jeans. TIGHT. With a bit of flary shit down the bottom.
I couldn't fit into them like 3 weeks after i got back because I gained like 0.00001 kilos, and I've never worn them again.

Loose fit jeans all the way.

FELIPE NO

I once considered buying a shirt with "Slipkorn of a Down Against The Machine" on the front and "burning stuff is hardcore" on the back, but it wasn't skintight enough, and it clashed horribly with my dyed-black hair and mascara.

In all seriousness, I bought a pair of "authentic" Levi's in Hong Kong. I took them out of my suitcase later, and accidentally trod on the hem - The jeans split cleanly in half. They were only three quid, so I'm not complaining.

Also, I never wear anything my mother buys me. Ever.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I've always been very anti-trend with the clothes I buy. It's not that I don't have anything current (I mean, they keep changing the "in" color of jeans and ditching the old "in" color so I can't be much more than a year behind on that), it's just that the stuff I buy is picked specifically to be neutral enough that it never goes out.

That helps when I'm still wearing t-shirts that I've had for 5-6 years. Then again, my more recent stuff tends to be more that retro-trendy 80s pop culture stuff... I've got the Def Leppard, Pac-Man, Thundercats, and Transformers t-shirts to prove it. Dunno.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, I once bought a blue t-shirt with a dragon on it. It was nice and all but damn, I've bought an oversized one. It must be somewhere in my closet under other old stuff. I think I just saw joggings!

If my mom (Or anyone else) buys me some clothes I don't like, I just give it to one of my bro. There is always one that'll like it somewhow.

Most amazing jew boots

I bought this black shirt with red and white chinese signs and dragons and shit all over it, never ever used. I don't know why the hell I bought it, but it was like $7 in Greece so..

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I once bought a very baggy tie-dyed shirt back when it was "cool". However, now that I look back at the 70's/90's fad, I wonder what was I thinking.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I have a huge pile of clothes that I wore only once before deciding that I was either mind-controlled or half-asleep when I bought them. Most of these were jeans, including one that I realized was way too tight, and another pair that looked horrible with the gianormous pockets and zippers. Afterwards, I just decided to stick to either baggy, multi-pocketed pants, or normal flared jeans.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Shopping for casual business clothes, I got this egg white sweater, because it fit and it was a solid color. I put it on one day for work and caught a glance of myself in the mirror. I looked so gay that I practically recoiled. So I don't plan on wearing it ever. Dark colors all the way from now on.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ugh A few years ago I bought this rather short skirt thinking it was cute and that I could handle wearing something that short. But being the overly modest person I am, I never ever wore, I kind of knew I would never wear it. Yet I bought it anyways. And it is still in my closet with the tags on it.

Long skirts for me, please!

FELIPE NO

I usually don't dislike things that I've bought for myself... I've got a few shirts that fit me kind of weird and depending on my confidence level that day it'll bother me. though, I tend to go back to wearing clothes of mine that I stopped liking a few years back since they still fit and I for some reason changed my mind about them.

the only things I do tend to dislike are some things that I've bought when my mom was with me. she for some reason used to convince me that I was going to grow out of whatever I happened to buy. thus, I still have a few shirts I'm waiting to "grow into" that I bought a good four years ago. must have been one of those awkward parental moments where she didn't want her daughter buying clothes that were somewhat form fitting. that or she had it in her mind I was going to be overweight rather than end up with the same figure she did.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Does it make you sad that your mom thought you were gonna be a chunkmo?

How ya doing, buddy?

yes brent. I cry on the inside at the dinner table every night. ;_;

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I have these pretty cool plaid pants....but it's impossible to find something to wear on top.

How ya doing, buddy?